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shows people's favorite way to fantasize
about how to win a lot of money and look
really cool in front of the entire
country everyone is sat down in front of
a good old Deal or No Deal and watched
the middle-aged white people pick the
obvious wrong cases while Howie Mandel
Just Smiles and if you were on that show
you could do so much better because
lucky case number 24 is never let you
down well today I'm gonna live that
fantasy and prove how easy it is to
actually win money on game shows with my
friends Jordan and Kelsey we're gonna
simulate three of America's favorite
game shows and see how much money we can
collectively win let's see how
hypothetically Rich we could have gotten
the first game we tried was Family Feud
90 of you guys know Family Feud and I
see you but for the ones who don't the
show asks a hundred random people survey
questions and you have to guess what
their most common answers are to get
points I thought this was gonna be easy
Steve Harvey sets you up with a dirty
question you scream naked grandma and
then they give you money but the moment
this poser of a host walked out
I knew I was out of my elements
[Applause]
the game lets you build your family and
I was just gonna make me and my two
birds sorry in tofu and randomize the
last two members looking back I probably
should have just made Jordan Kelsey
because they were right there but
somehow the game randomized to Walter
White
so we just kind of went with it
you can see them like the stretches
that's wolves are white
it's really him
that's good that's so good
the prompt we were given first was name
a president whose face appears on money
to which we buzzed in Lincoln and the
opposing family the Hortons answered
Roosevelt and America must have been
thinking the same thing I was which was
wait Roosevelt is on money because we
got the higher score and got to keep
guessing more answers we very
confidently punched in Washington which
was first and then realized we didn't
have any more guesses Obama
after three strikes of wrong answers the
Hortons buzzed Hamilton which is stupid
because Alexander Hamilton wasn't even a
president to begin with everyone who
experienced 2015 knows that does that
mean they steal all the points no
Hamilton well like that Alexander it's
time for you to support some points if I
know something him Hamilton is not a
president like the Graham Bell
Alexander Graham they took all the
points BS name a president
Alexander Hamilton ding ding here's all
the points America is so dense and
uneducated they are literally pumping
wrong answers into Family Feud and I am
suffering because of it name a fruit hot
dog
going into round two we were down just a
bit at zero points to 96 but we swept
the next prompt something that helps a
baby go to sleep
milk
round three uh hit the fan again
something you might lose as you get
older we were on a roll with hair teeth
memory hearing and memory we gotta
strike because I said parents and even
though that's literally a hundred
percent correct guaranteed it wasn't on
there there is one answer left we needed
to figure out and we came up with vision
which we were very confident in but
received another strike
flabbergasted how is hearing on there
but not Vision we threw out a half-assed
walking got our last strike and it was
given to the Hortons strangely enough
they ended up passing guess they
couldn't think of anything but you know
what the answer was revealed to be
eyesight
America is so lucky the hordans passed
on answering because if they answered
eyesight and took all our points again
after we said Vision it would have
started my villain Arc with a strong
point lead of 224 to 96 we are now
entering a double points round what's
something people alphabetize
names
soup
four Americans thought they were being
funny in a Family Feud surveys and I am
yet again suffering because of it so the
Hortons can play but they end up passing
again for some reason that family only
alphabetizes soup we tried music
children we ran out of ideas and just
said soup again nothing was right the
answers ended up being address book
files recipes lists and spices which
spices I beg to differ there's no way
the typical American has curry powder
and garam masala in the front they have
salt pepper and garlic powder and
everything gets shoved in the back until
they die so now we were on the last
round which was fast money they give you
one last round with one answer and if
you guess it you get the chance to
actually win money name something that
runs on gasoline besides a car I buzz in
with a strong bus which was incorrect
I'm not wrong though I see you going to
the comments Google says a bus is a
separate vehicle from trucks cars Vans
lorries Etc it is not any of them that's
what Google says
lawnmower
all we proved was America's bogging down
Family Feud with our stupid wrong
answers I don't want to win that dumb
Freedom money anyway with zero dollars
in our pocket we moved on to the price
is right I've actually never watched
this game show before so I was learning
as we went four lucky contestants from
the audience are given a random item and
the closest one to guess the actual
price of it without going over is
selected to come up on stage and play
more games to earn money and I learned
that even if I was one of the lucky four
people selected I wouldn't even get the
chance to be on the actual show the game
gave me six chances to be the closest
one to the price of the items and I lost
every single one but hypothetically Even
If I miraculously was the winner and
taken on stage I still would have won
nothing I tried twice for content and
still ended up with zero dollars so
we're entering our last game show of the
day and we've got a whopping zero
dollars to our name after being on two
of the most pop popular shows created we
really need to make this one count
because I am going to look like such an
idiot if I was on three game shows and
came back with zero money we walk out on
stage the spotlight finds US Jeff
Foxworthy raises the microphone to his
mouth and welcomes us
two are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader
the show where you're given trivia
children up to grade five are taught
answer them all correctly and we could
be leaving the show with a million
dollars in our pockets but fail and
you're doomed to know you're not smarter
than a literal child who has to raise
their hand to go to the bathroom that's
Jeff's favorite line to drop when people
lose he says it all the time it's like
it's go-to roast every couple of
questions you have to pick a child they
have provided uh to help you out you're
given the chance to either peek at their
answer or copy their answer but you can
only do those once they're like your
child lifelines I picked Jeremy as our
first little buddy I like this
enthusiasm and he gave us a really good
high five the subject we chose was under
fourth grade math and the question was
how many lines of symmetry are found on
the following shape it showed us a
picture of a pentagon I accidentally
thought it was a hexagon at first which
was not my fondest moment and then it
glitched and never went away we couldn't
get the Pentagon to disappear and
literally couldn't read the multiple
choice answers our thoughts were since
we wanted to punch in the answer of one
yes I know another not the finest moment
look I was stressed okay the Pentagon is
freaking me out I wanted to say one
surely they would have put the answers
in ascending order a being the smallest
number and D being the highest so we
locked in a hoping it was one lock in oh
man
[Music]
first of all seven was completely the
opposite of what we were trying to say
second of all we wouldn't have been
right in the first place and third of
all Jeremy ended up saving our hides so
besides being able to either peek at or
copy your students answer if you ever
get something wrong but the kid gets it
right you get to be saved and are still
in the game like the rest of the
lifelines it can only be applied once
and Jeremy was here to be our Pentagon
knowing hero
anyway we restarted that attempt we
weren't counting that one because the
that was just a practice round and the
forever lasting Pentagon wasn't fair it
messed with our heads but this one this
one's for real now attempt two started
and was going well we ended up getting
to the sixth question without any
problems but of course as our luck would
have it we were given another glitch
question where they gave us an image and
then we can't read the answers this time
the question was from fourth grade
social studies what is the shape of the
following landmark and then it showed us
this I didn't know what it was called
but Kelsey was sure it was the Obelisk
and we could barely see that as answer C
even though we were 99 sure we should
just lock and see I wanted to play it
safe and copy our chosen student
Alicia's answer so we copied her and
Jeff Foxworthy revealed the correct
answer which was C Obelisk Jordan Kelsey
and I all celebrated because we were
right but in a very unfortunate turn of
events it was revealed that Alicia yeah
punched her answer in as B
pyramid what you little oh my God
attempt three we really wanted to do one
attempt each with the game shows because
on national TV you've only got one shot
to make your money but I don't think
there's ever been times on are You
Smarter Than A Fifth Grader where Jeff
Foxworthy tapes the Obelisk to your face
and makes you guess on while you're
locking in this time I'll say it now we
didn't get any questions where the
pictures perpetually block the answers
it was all a fair fight and whatever we
win on this try is what we're going with
and it was going well really well in
fact third grade animal science which of
the following animals has eight arms
octopus I knew that one third grade
music a symbol that represents the
duration and Pitch is also known as what
musical note then we got stuck on fifth
grade measurements nine meters is how
many yards I don't know that I am an
unfortunate slave to the imperial system
so we decided to copy Juliet's answer
which was 9.8
she was right we got to move on even
passing the 25
000 Benchmark question that means if we
end up flunking out from this point on
we still get to leave with 25k solid but
we're going for that Million by the way
I had no idea you could win that much
money on this show they could ask you
what's this and then you say the color
wheel and then you can walk out with
three hundred thousand dollars that's
absolutely Bonkers anyway we were
getting far really far fifty thousand a
hundred thousand a hundred seventy five
thousand three hundred thousand we were
still in it the 500 000 question arrived
fourth grade inventors which inventors
improvements to the steam engine were
instrumental in starting the Industrial
Revolution we didn't know none of the
choices seemed right as in we didn't
know who any of them were besides
Benjamin Franklin and I don't think he
did that after a lot of back and forth
we decided to guess on Robert Fulton
which was the wrong answer
we were out
but then we realized
we still had hope we hadn't been saved
yet if the student we chose during this
round got it right we can still keep
going Jordan Kelsey and I Look to our
side to realize
[Music]
Alicia the girl who thought this was a
pyramid
we're doomed we had no more child
lifelines left where was Jeremy when we
needed him she reveals her answer
James Watt
she was right
you ordered a saved by someone who needs
to raise their hand to go to the
bathroom we made it we got to the
million dollar question apparently they
tell you what the subject is gonna be
and if you don't want to take it you can
still walk away with five hundred
thousand dollars which is very generous
but the catch is it's not multiple
choice you have to submit your answer
yourself which being real if I was
really on this show I would just be like
all right cool see ya and settle on the
500 000. are you kidding me that's five
hundred thousand dollars I've proven
enough here I'm going home now but for
the sake of the video we went all in the
subject was Earth science
and the question was what do you call
the process of heating water into steam
and then cooling it to purify it to
which I was like I don't know but
miraculously Jordan knew it I might
notice
um oh my God I don't know this here
that's this distillation good job babe
yeah right how do you spell that d-i-s-t
isn't that what you do to alcohol yeah I
L L is still I'm pretty sure
it's a better word than I would have
said I would have said Jeff I I don't
know
I hope so I hope I hope they're not like
actually it's distillation here's the
correct word condensation locked in for
the final time oh my God fingers crossed
is on the line everyone in the audience
not easy you will lose 475
000 and walk out of 25 000 is still
juicy amounts that's a good amount like
I'd still be happy like very happy me
too no I'm sorry no
we were right
no no no
no no we won that million I don't care
what the game says we won that million
dollars fair and square it's
distillation not distilling shut up Jeff
Foxworth they go back to making barbecue
sauce so let's see what we made Family
Feud
nothing
Price is Right wouldn't have even made
it on stage are You Smarter Than A Fifth
Grader hypothetically
one million dollars
I'm happy with that
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