(sobs)
- No.
(sobs)
(speaks spanish)
That's Spanish for good morning to everyone,
except my ex, Jose.
You cheating, lying sack of (speaks Spanish).
I hope a (speaks Spanish) kicks you in the face.
My name is Miss Communication,
and if you're watching this,
it means you're as passionate about language
as I am about maintaining healthy relationships
with my exes.
Today's lesson will demonstrate how one word
can ruin your chances with the woman of your dreams.
Let's travel to Mexico.
(upbeat, funky music)
Meet Gabriela.
(bell dings)
She's from Argentina,
but has just moved to Mexico City
because she landed the starring role in a (speaks Spanish)
called (speaks Spanish).
Gabriela is on a date with Pedro,
a taxi driver who gave her a ride to set one day,
and asked her out on a date.
Pedro cannot believe a famous actress gave him,
a regular guy, the time of day,
and he's very nervous about this date.
(bell dings)
(speaks Spanish)
(upbeat Latin music)
(speaks Spanish)
(dramatic trumpets blare)
- You may be wondering why Gabriela reacted so strangely
when Pedro said he was going to grab some (speaks Spanish).
You see, in Mexico, people refer to popcorn
as (speaks Spanish), but (speaks Spanish)
literally translates to "many pigeons."
Now Gabriela thinks Pedro is a weirdo
for wanting to bring many pigeons into the movie theater.
Let's see how the situation unfolds.
(bell dings)
(speaks Spanish)
(dramatic trumpets blare)
(speaks Spanish)
- No.
No!
(sobs)
(speaks Spanish)
(bell dings)
- (speaks Spanish), Pedro was only trying
to get some popcorn.
Now his famous date thinks he's (speaks Spanish).
Let's give Pedro a chance to re-do the situation,
knowing what (speaks Spanish) means to Gabriela.
(bell dings)
(speaks Spanish)
(romantic Latin music)
(speaks Spanish)
(romantic Latin music)
(speaks Spanish)
(laughs)
(bell dings)
- There's nothing more beautiful than a wedding.
I'll be at the church, sitting front row,
with my (speaks Spanish).
(gentle music)