door let's get a boot it's time to
rummage through the absolute worst
animated trash our young friends have
ever had to sit through generally end at
the under 6 these cartoons are overly
pandering sickly sweet or vapid enough
to drive the kids and the parents to
madness so let's check out the top 6
worst kids cartoons and more than ever
before if you do like these cartoons all
your kids like him that's great
I am so the wrong demographic for these
cartoons that it's comical so take this
list with a pinch of salt anyway let's
do this countdown number 6 dora the
explorer'
father notorious dora the plot is simple
to a fault
our seven-year-old latina friend travels
the world with her monkey boats but the
sheer amount of repetition and slow
talking it's more likely to send your
child insane than entertain them Shula
is an animal rescuer like us what I've
never figured out is why everyone in
Dora's world talks like this
apparently the creators think if all the
characters talk in these bizarre
annotations and inflections children
will understand them better some people
claim it's educational but the funny
part is many parents claim otherwise for
example in a 23 minute episode Dora
might devote a massive 16 seconds of
that episode to teaching kids how to
count to 8 twice and Dora will be sure
to ask the kids at home to yell the
answer at their TV screens to whatever
vapid nonsense question she's just asked
a fish with wings the one thing you can
guarantee Dora will teach though is
Spanish she teaches Spanish every
episode without fail I've always found
it
suspicious really maybe door is trying
to increase the Puerto Rico tourism
industry by teaching young kids Spanish
nor maybe doors a secret member of the
skull and crossbone society is planning
to force everyone in speaking Spanish to
undermine english is the language of
global trade yeah of course how could I
not see it before that must be it hmm or
maybe it's just a pile of crap it is
pretty awful it's bad
utter crap Dora is painfully repetitive
on educational irritating and possibly
trying to help Porto Rico take over the
world and a fifth worst kids cartoonists
Peppa Pig well anyone over six years old
will be bored to death by Peppa Pig
within five minutes the cartoon still
does have its pluses I know a lot of
people like this cartoon so keep in mind
it's just my opinion I mean at least
they speak normally not in those slow
voices like the other cartoons on this
list and frankly there's nothing
offensive about it but to me that is
Peppa pig's fault Peppa Pig is nothing
there's nothing significant imaginative
or even interesting about it it's
mind-numbing ly simple dialogue it's
forgettable lazy character animation
designs
if this cartoon wasn't plastered all
over YouTube it would have disappeared
from my memory for second after I saw it
while the English anomaly masters of
creating crafty imaginative intriguing
children's stories Peppa Pig is among
the most unimaginative dull English
cartoons I've seen yet somehow this is
one of the most viral shows on YouTube
sometimes they get so lazy with the
animation that they don't even bother
moving the lips of the pigs
stop and it spacing is broken if we'll
gladly dedicate a solid seven minutes of
a ten minute episode - very slowly
moving Christmas ornaments onto a tree
and then very slowly spelling out every
word they can think of in the Christmas
dictionary I think kids would be more
stimulated by watching an accountant
play solitaire I don't fault it for
trying to be educational but at least
Sesame Street kept its learning - short
intervals throughout the episodes to
consider a young child shorter attention
span but this just goes on and on well I
know many people like this cartoon I
personally think Peppa Pig is just lazy
and it thrives on being nothing why not
even considering the child's attention
span and I think young children deserve
better than that
and the fourth worst kids cartoonists
Caillou
everything about Caillou just annoys me
his whiny voice his terrible influence
on kids there seems to be two sides to
Caillou
one is a normal very young kid who is
earnestly learning about the world
around him and the other is a screeching
record of whining that is on an endless
playback loop when evil Caillou was
on-screen the episodes mostly consist of
watching cringe-worthy temper tantrums
Caillou's refusal to share and taking a
little too much pleasure and being cruel
to his sister
maybe if Caillou was 2 instead of 4 I
buy this but I just don't see the
benefit of continually showing young
viewers temper tantrums and his parents
caving to it even if this is an accurate
depiction of your average full year-old
generally this behavior is not welcomed
by parents it wouldn't be so bad if
there were some repercussions to his
rotten behavior but his parents are so
mellow it's where they were high on
drugs at the time and creepily enough
I'm not the only one to notice this
there are reports from parents about how
their children's behavior changes after
they've watched Caillou apparently their
kids start to emulate Caillou's
impatience temper tantrums and general
lack of manners
well at least letters shave their heads
all and grow dots fries
but hey maybe I'm being too harsh maybe
there is something I can learn from
Caillou why don't you lend her your
bucket thanks hey you knew that Leo and
Clementine were once again his best
friends in the whole wide world of
course I should give people buckets all
right
it's time I make some friends back an
amazing
I know it's been five years since we
talked but I got you a bucket an hour
best friends in the whole wide world
hey so you see kids to make friends back
you just need to give your friends a
bucket oh yeah
and knowing is half the battle and the
third worst kids cartoon is to pee and
be new conclude cartoons make me want to
throw up man I don't see why not
have you ever loved absolutely revile
the voice so much that you just wanted
to stick your fist through the TV
characters like Jar Jar Binks tend to
have this effect on people
but jaja actually seems Pleasant in
comparison to Toby
there's something to be said for
teaching our kids good values but two P
and B nu is just so insufferable and
sickly with its endless pandering that
it actually makes barny the dinosaur
look dark worldly and nihilistic by
comparison just like trees and giant
poopy moves eating trees I don't care
what they told you in film school
broccoli does not taste good even when
the cartoon tells kids it does and why
is this mouse even eating vegetables raw
anyway you shouldn't be teaching kids to
eat a potato without cooking it that is
a serious choking hazard for this
cartoons obvious demographic once again
the characters talk like they have
problems and just gazing upon the
animation fills me with this unbridled
rage well I found something like Nina
needs to Go's characters quite charming
and pleasant this characters face and
voice makes me want to pull out the
right poison and a mousetraps I can feel
the bile rising from my throat just
listening to this pandering ugly rat Yap
out as gibberish to pee and bean who
doesn't feel like a cartoon it feels
more like a brainwash device designed to
manipulate kids with its over saturated
colors
and obnoxious characters while spouting
meaningless creepy gibberish dialogue
and the second verse kids cartoon is
fanboy and Chum Chum Jesus
I really hope there is some kid out
there who likes this cartoon or at least
finds it tolerable because the amount
the rest of us have suffered through
this cartoon on Nickelodeon had better
be worth it
the voices the music the visuals this
cartoon is a nightmare to all senses of
the human body this show aims to teach
kids nothing I guess you could claim
it's teaching kids how to dress up in
spandex cosplay and be a nuisance I
never liked your sneeze on each other so
I guess it's teaching kids how to expel
bodily fluids and you know the worst
part
this cartoon won five Emmy Awards
Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding
special class animated program I am dead
freakin serious
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how that go down at the awards ceremony
oh yes this part who definitely deserves
an Emmy Award yep definitely at least
Caillou Endora were trying to teach
something to kids all fanboy and Chum
Chum taught us is how to destroy a
multinational television network fanboy
and Chum Chum is a neverending haze of
gibberish screaming hyperactivity and
god-awful colors this cartoon will turn
kids brains into fairy floss and before
we get to number one I'd like to give
some quick honorable mentions Mickey
Mouse Clubhouse yeah I wanted to make
fun of this one but it's actually really
decent quality like a lot of Disney it's
so well structured well voice acted and
carefully planned that I honestly can't
fault it Nina needs to go ah despite
being a cartoon based solely on the
premise of a girl needing to use the
bathroom I'd call it the best cartoon on
this list
I just can't hate this cartoon this is a
cartoon aimed to teach kids to let that
parents know ones use the bathroom which
is gross but still it's an important
skill to teach kids and they honestly do
this while giving a very pleasing
animation style friendly but not
mentally challenged slowed voice acting
and a coherent story structure and the
characters are likeable too strangely
this is one of the best examples of a
good under Six's cartoon I could find
ella ella bingo this one got recommended
a lot but I found it far too pleasant to
have on the list it actually speaks to
kids in a normal voice and the songs are
kind of cute so I gave this one a pass
anyway here we go and without a doubt
the number one worst kids cartoon is
breadwinners Oh first of all I'm sorry I
know I've talked about this cartoon alot
of times before and I wish I could say
that there's a worst kids cartoon out
there but this cartoon is like a rancid
rotten onion every time I peel a layer
away there's an even darker stinky a
trashy a more nauseating layer
underneath so for a little variety I'm
gonna talk about this trash heap in a
new way welcome to the top 10 worst
things about breadwinners number 10 the
animation is beyond lazy and ugly
inspired by lazy flash animation
originally made by a youtuber as a joke
and nickelodeon in all its well-known
wisdom and genius decided that's the
cartoon we need a broadcast to the
entire world look at the amount of years
it got number nine the backgrounds are
seizure-inducing and detestable to look
at it's hard to imagine creating uglier
more obnoxious backgrounds number eight
all the voices are annoying loud ear
piercing and truly aggravating beyond
all human comprehension
number seven throughout all of this the
cartoon is insulting us viewers at the
same time half the time swaysway and
buhdeuce will be shaking their rear ends
of the camera number six this cartoon is
just so immensely proud of itself it's
just so happy with its own stupidity the
characters are constantly mugging the
camera like they're getting good laughs
and it's just horrible
number five it is so over the top of
this animation and yelling that you'll
want the characters dead within four
seconds of the intro number four it
actually does not pay homage to the
original material even the original
YouTube show managed to be better than
this number three this cartoon never
shuts up it is constantly going for 20
minutes without giving the viewer a
moment of energy respites
the two main characters are some rumors
aggravating ear piercing nauseating
characters in cartoon history and the
number one worst thing about
breadwinners is it actively encourages
immoral acts on an under 6 demographic
it is regularly violent and cruel
through ways such as attacking each
other with chainsaws and drugging female
friends in order to win their love
breadwinners is toxic ugly fury and
juicy and a terrible influence on its
under 6 demographic it quite
successfully falls into the category of
Rawson and is among the top 10 worst
cartoons of all time and I can easily
call it the number one worst kids
cartoon I think what we're doing
entertainment for kids and cartoons I
don't personally think it's just for
kids is ever a legitimate excuse I think
the creators should put extra effort
into making something high-quality for
young kids when they're at that more
sensitive vulnerable age when cartoon
creators treat their young audience as
real comprehending people both the young
viewers and parents will appreciate them
for that do you think I missed a
particularly bad kids cartoon if you
think so
feel free to leave your thoughts in the
comments and as always thanks for
watching I'll see you next time
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