- I have to show you this video that I saw this morning.
It's a wedding, and you know, a wedding is a big day,
and there's a lot of planning that goes into it.
You want it to be special. Everything has to be perfect.
and traditionally, you'll get someone, maybe, if you can,
to play "The Wedding March" live.
That would be really exciting.
Usually you get someone who plays the organ or something.
This couple decided to hire a trumpet player,
and either it's his first time playing the trumpet,
or "The Wedding March," or something.
No one else seems to really think
this is as hilarious as I do, but--
[audience laughter]
Enjoy.
[piano playing] [trumpet begins]
[trumpet plays badly]
[audience laughter]
[playing continues] [audience laughter]
- Oh! Oh.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my God. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
All right, it did not resemble a wedding march to me,
but it was an excellent version
of the theme to "Homeland," I thought.
[audience laughter]
Oh, boy.
So, I showed you the wrong way to play a trumpet
and now I'm going to show you the right way to choose a PC.
The new generation of PCs from Dell, HP, and Lenovo
can do amazing things and are powered
by Intel's best processor, and what does it have to do
with that obstacle course that I've set up over there?
I'm not sure, but it's here,
and it's time to play "PC Does Whaaat?!"
[laughter and applause]
[cheers and applause]
All right. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
I've hired someone to play the theme song for our game.
Take it away.
[play trumpet badly]
[playing trumpet badly] [laughter and applause]
- Thank you. [cheers and applause]
Thank you, thank you. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
All right.
I need someone from my audience to play.
Where is Isabelle Yen? Where are you?
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
You see there's like an obstacle course here,
and you're going to have to-- in 45 seconds,
you have to untie that knot there.
And then you go to the dizzy bat,
because the HP Spectre X360 rotates 360 degrees,
so you'll rotate 360 degrees.
- Oh, my God. - Three times--you have to keep
the bottom of the bat on the ground,
and your head on the top,
and go around three times, okay?
And then, since the Lenovo Yoga 900 is ultra thin,
you're going to have to walk on the balance beam, okay,
after you do that thing.
And then at the end, you yell, "PC does whaaat?"
All right? - Okay, all right.
Okay, so-- [cheers and applause]
- 45 seconds? - Yeah.
Okay. [cheers and applause]
And if you do it, then I'll give you a $1,000 Best Buy card.
Okay? [cheers and applause]
So you can buy-- - Yeah, okay, okay.
I'm gonna do it. [cheers and applause]
- Go.
[country music plays] [cheers and applause]
[country music continues] [cheers and applause]
PC does whaaat? [cheers and applause]
[bell dings] [cheers and applause]
You did it! - Did I do it?
[cheers and applause]
- Yes! [cheers and applause]
- [screams] [cheers and applause]
- You got $1,000 Best Buy card! - Oh, my God!
- Yes, okay. [cheers and applause]
And I want all of you to upgrade your PCs
so everybody's going to get a $150 Best Buy gift card.
[screams and applause]
We'll be back. [cheers and applause]
[theme music plays] [cheers and applause]