(knocking on door)
- Hey! - Hey, come on in, welcome!
Appetizers over there, drinks...
(thunder roars)
- Ummmmm...
- Are you gonna come in, or?
- (clears throat) So I'm a vampire,
so you kinda have to like...
- Oh god, I'm sorry, uh, you are invited.
- Are you sure though?
That sounded like a pity invite, I don't want a pity invite.
- No, what, everyone's here, Raf made tapas,
they're garlic free (laughs).
- Oh, (bell dings) I just came from dinner.
Yeah, I'm actually pretty tired,
I was just chased by a giant mob with pitchforks, um,
I remember I have this volunteer thing that I do.
- Where do you volunteer?
- (groans) Just like a...
Yeah, I'm just pretty tired.
- It just sounds like you don't think you're invited,
Katie, and you're absolutely welcome to come in.
- I should just hit the coffin early.
(cape flaps)
- Whoa, uh, Katie, please, you are invited.
(cape flaps)
- Are you sure, though, 'cause I am a
blood-sucking monster and that can be scary.
- Don't say that about yourself, you are great.
- Hey Raika, I need you to settle a debate.
What was the most bittersweet part of
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales?
- It's when Blackbird had his first born,
and it was a daughter?
Ugh, oh my god, she's gonna grow up to be such a cool woman.
(cape flaps)
- Katie please, come on in.
- (laughs) Katie what did you think,
you saw that movie, right?
(cape flaps)
- Um, no, I haven't and I don't wanna intrude,
you guys have your movie club.
- It's not a movie club.
- Well you guys are talking about movies,
and I can't really go to the theater unless it's
super late at night, and sometimes I'll invite people
and usually they say no, and then sometimes I don't wanna
face the rejection so I don't even invite anyone.
- That's sad.
Katie, please come in, in fact, here.
- It's actually V-I-T-C-H, I think
you meant this for someone else.
- Who'd also want a blood option?
- I don't know, maybe Rafael or Allie, or you.
- No, none of us want that.
- Maybe subconsciously you intended that
to go to a Katie Marivitch without the T?
- This was meant for you, I want you
to come into my apartment.
- Are you sure?
- Come on in.
- You don't mean it. (cape flaps)
- Yes I do!
(cape flaps) - Really?
- Yes.
- You don't mean it. (cape flaps)
- I do!
(cape flaps) - Really?
- Yes.
- You don't mean it. (cape flaps)
- Please Katie! (cape flaps)
You're invited, come inside my home.
- Okay.
- Yes!
Come on in, take a load off, relax,
get comfy, grab a drink--
- Guys it's already morning.
- Allie no!
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Who wants tapas?
- Oh yeah, for sure! - Yeah.
- Hi, it's Katie Marivitch from College Humor,
if you wanna subscribe, click over here,
and for more fun stuff click over here,
and if you want access to College Humor's secret site
make sure you send your Social Security number,
your credit card information,
and your mother's maiden name in a private message to me.