- Is this evolution? Is this Darwinism?
Are we witnessing science?
(Brian laughs)
- Oh wait, are they combining something?
- (gasps) What?
- No violence here.
♪ (animals beatboxing) ♪
- Sierra, it's you!
- Okay.
♪ (animals beatboxing) ♪
And I wanna try that like right now.
- If you haven't had the Flaming Hot Cool Ranch Doritos,
they're okay.
- I've tried those. Those are surprisingly very spicy.
- Making a sloth the fastest thing in this commercial, what? (laughs)
(Daniel laughs)
(Ed laughs)
- Oh my God, not the sloth voguing!
- Those are like two of the best snacks out there.
Combining them together, that's brilliant.
- (sighs) Commercials are great at wanting you to buy things.
- Ah, oh, oh! My favorite one!
I'm sorry.
- I feel like there's something behind this,
and I just don't understand, they really want me to scan it?
- My best friend was literally trying to scan the QR code
as it was happening. Didn't get it!
- Can I do it?
Wait, my hands are so shaky, guys.
- Alright, let's see.
- This is some crypto [censored], isn't it?
This is some [censored] NFT boop doop.
Is this Elon Musk? Is this you, Elon?
- There had to be so many people who were also excited
just to wait for it to hit the corner.
- We're so close, we're so close! Let's go!
- There we go! Coinbase.
This is a commercial?
- We're talking about Bitcoins now. Okay.
- (Paul) Nervous? - Now I want chips.
- They're so cute, I love both of them so much.
- (Seth) Brings back so many good memories.
- (Paul) I've never seen any of your movies!
- (Seth) Not even the ones we're in together?
- (Paul) Remember when you bought your first house?
- What in the world?
- Oh my God. - (Seth) Hi, I'm Seth!
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (laughs) Just passes out.
(Daniel laughs) - (Paul) Seth, do you?
- (Seth) I do. - (Paul) And Janet, do you?
(Janet screeches) - Oh!
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh.
- Love is blind.
- This was the most frightening commercial.
It's giving you Five Nights at Freddy's vibes.
- Freddy Fazbear. This is FNAF Security Breach.
This is the origin story.
- Okay, there's something about puppets that I really don't like.
- It's always funny trying to figure out
what the thread is in a commercial
when they have zero context to anything else.
- It's awful, ugh, it's awful! Oh my God!
- Like, I can't watch Muppets.
Kermit's okay.
- Am I gonna cry?
- This is so sad and weird.
- Thank God, thank you for saving him.
- And then he finds a new life.
- Such mixed emotions.
- I mean, it's a really cute commercial though, I like the dog.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- I almost cried.
I'm woman enough to admit I almost cried on that one.
- (laughs) The messaging of this one kinda confused me,
'cause it felt like if you're depressed
and upset with your life, forget about reality,
go to the Metaverse!
- Your life is trash, never fear, go to the Metaverse!
Don't work on yourself, make another one online!
- I'll wake up next to Scarlett Johansson.
- ScarJo?
- (Alexa) Ordering fresh mint mouthwash.
(Daniel laughs) - Got 'em!
- (Alexa) Extra strength.
- Wow. (laughs)
- (Colin) I'm thinking I should get a spray tan, you know?
'Cause it's on Wednesday.
- (Alexa) Activating blender. (Daniel laughs)
- (Colin) Funeral's on Monday.
(Brian laughs)
- What the heck is going on?
- (Scarlett) What about the gold, papa?
Can't you see, the treasure all along was you.
(Ed laughs) - (Colin) Love the eye patch.
When does the show open? - (Scarlett) March 8th.
- (Alexa) Setting reminder to fake your own death on March 8th.
(Jordan laughs)
- I would watch it. - (Scarlett) What the [censored]?
- I loved that one, that one was fun.
- This commercial doesn't make me want an Alexa. (laughs)
(Ed laughs)
(Jordan gasps)
- Oh my God, okay.
- Oh this is, this one was great.
- Oh my gosh, they brought all of them back.
(Jordan laughs)
(Brian laughs)
(Ed laughs)
- Oh my gosh, this is so nostalgic.
I loved the Austin Powers movies.
- Love Austin Powers.
- (laughs) I love them so much.
(Brian laughs)
(Jordan laughs)
- I'm so curious as to what the pitch was.
We wanna have the Austin Powers crew come back
for a GM commercial?
- Okay GM.
They did a good job with that one.
- No, no.
How was the CGI on the baby
worse than it was for rotisserie chicken in Twilight?
Renesmee.
- I will say, GM, you did good on that one.
You brought back Austin Powers, instantly caught me.
- Ooh, ah. - (narrator) Sally sold sea shells
by the sea shore. - By the sea shore.
- You thinking reading that was kinda hard?
- Her sweater!
- Oh, okay.
- And then you get Andre 3000.
- It's a wonderful amount of alliteration going on.
- When she ends the commercial with shucks, if you don't know
anything about oysters or anything like that,
that would completely fall off.
- Uber Eats, great money waster.
- I love Miss Coolidge.
I love her. - (Jennifer) Does that mean
I can eats it?
- Oh, please don't eat that.
Ew!
- Oh, no.
- (man) It's a diaper.
- This one is pretty funny, but also really gross.
- (man) This tastes bad!
- Hmm.
- (Gwyneth) This candle tastes funny.
- Ew!
- (Gwyneth) Not bad, but funny. - No, ew.
- (Trevor) Thanks to Uber Eats,
we don't even know what food is anymore!
- (laughs) That's so awful.
- Ugh, uh uh, uh uh! (wretches)
- Please stop.
(Jordan gasps)
- (man) We can't eats most of this.
- (Jennifer) No, we can't eats any of this!
- Oh, that's a great commercial.
- (man) Why Uber Eats!?
- Don't. No, you're better than, oh.
- I'm sorry, as somebody who lived through people eating Tide Pods,
no no, no, 'cause [censored] will do it!
- Oh wow, come on, come on!
I love her.
- That looks creepy. Aw jealous robot dog. (laughs)
- This one hurt me.
I wasn't prepared to have to deal
with what happens at the end of this commercial.
- Isn't this like kinda heartbreaking?
It's like one of those.
- This was unnecessary.
Like it, go ahead.
- This one's gonna make me cry.
- He's working so hard just being the best little lad,
and then he does this.
- He wants a home!
- (gasps) Low battery, no!
- Even after the fact that he recharges the dog, it still hurts.
Like, you can't just take the hurt away.
- I feel like I was extra attached to this one,
'cause I just got, I have a dachshund now.
I've never owned, had one before,
and it's a tiny brown one, like that.
- (gasps) That one did something, that pulled the heart strings bro.
- (narrator) Hellmann's wants to tackle food waste.
(Ed laughs) So naturally, they hired this legend.
- Let's go, Rams!
- (Jerod) Don't toss that! (Jordan laughs)
- This one was great. This is hilarious.
And yes, you can make grilled cheese with that bread.
- Oh, aw.
- (Jerod) You could make potato salad.
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh my gosh.
- (Pete) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mom's already tackling food waste, Mayo.
- Of course.
- (Pete) (sighs) That's a big guy.
- (Jerod) Sorry man, had to. - (Pete) I get it, I'm very hittable.
- Yeah he is. - (Jerod) Make taste, not waste, baby!
Woo!
- That seems like a very meta joke there,
considering everything surrounding him right now.
- Alright. Ooh, Lindsay Lohan,
what's she been doing for a while?
- (narrator) This basketball star married himself in 1996.
- Dennis Rodman? - (Lindsay) Who is Dennis Rodman?
- (narrator) Correct. - (Dennis) Son of a!
- (laughs) What?
- Oh, Miss Lindsay Lohan.
- (paparazzi) I miss Lindsay!
- I love her.
- (narrator) Trading DUIs for DIY.
- (Lindsay) The verdict is... - (Danny) Gorgeous.
- Oh my gosh, Danny Trejo, what the hell?
Damn, they got all the big names in this one.
- (Lindsay) Hey William. - William Shatner?
How did I miss this last night?
- That's a cool commercial for Planet Fitness.
I feel like that would pull some people in there.
- That was like a little star studded moment.
See, that's what a Super Bowl, I'm like a star studded moment.
Wow!
- I want chips, and I wanna see that in theaters.
- Dog die, I cry!
Is that my legacy? Is that who I am now?
- (React) I think it is.
- It never hits the corner.
- People just love their crypto stuff.
(Izzy hums)
- Wasn't ready for that. Thank you, appreciate it.
I love that that was the only thing you needed from me.