I thought Avril Lavigne...
Oh!
Okay, here's a clue, this is like your biggest hit.
I'm Kelly Clarkson!
And I'm Kelly Clarkson's number one fan -- I love it!
Today we're going head-to-head to see who knows the Kelly lyrics better, me or Kelly Clarkson?
You're totally going to beat me.
You forget the lyrics a lot.
A lot, like especially when I write them.
What does that mean?
Oh, well perfect.
Let's start with one you wrote.
Good, okay.
So I won't worry about my timing, I want to get it right.
I want to get it right, I know what this is.
Um, my timing, I want to, um.
It's slow, it's a slower song.
I'll give you an album.
That won't help.
I think it's All I Ever Wanted -- it's not.
Oh, no?
My December...
Oh, I won't worry about my timing, I want to get it right.
Sober!
It's Sober!
Um, uh, oh, that's an album track, um, that's one of my favorite songs actually I've written
-- it's mine too.
Oh, god, I can't.
Do we go like *buzzer sound*?
Oh my god, I'm going to suck at this! -- It's okay, it's okay!
Oh my gosh, for some reason I know it when I sing it, like you, know, in a row, but like
if I start in the middle...
It's just not -- actually, sometimes when I sing it in a row I mess it up too.
We both know that you can't say that.
Here's to show for all the times I loved you so, low?
Well that might be one of the lines, it might repeat it or something.
Oh, shoot.
Because you did kind of get half of it.
This to show, for all the time I loved you so.
Oh, so I missed one.
Here's the thing, I would have epically failed that!
So I'll take a point.
Okay, I was like, you got half of it right.
I didn't get any of it right.
Yeah, I learned a lot along the way, I loved the woman that I became.
Oh, that's my new single, I Don't Think About You.
Um, um, I learned, uh, we came...
I have to sing it!
Um, uh, I have to sing it!!
Wait, how does it go -- I love the woman that I've became -- sing it!
Um, uh, and then it goes into the pre-chorus.
Oh my god, I just sang it last night!
Um, uh, woman that I became, that's the second part of the -- it goes right into the pre-chorus!
Jesus, take the wheel!
I was patient but not anymore. -- *sings* I was patient, but not anymore
See I have to do the melody!
You couldn't say it right to my face.
Oh, hold on, this is Never Again.
It is.
Hold on...
You are GOOD!
I'm like a superfan, I'm like on a list somewhere.
Oh my god! I love it!
Hold on, you couldn't say it right to my face, um hold on...
I would have failed this and I wrote this.
You wrote me in a letter, you couldn't say it right to my face, give me that Sunday school
answer, repent yourself away?
What!
You are so good! -- Yes!
Repent yourself away, I'm such a Sunday school kid.
I know. -- Whatever.
Jesus.
Jesus!
Okay, I just want to be with you.
Me too.
I think that's a Mandy Moore song too.
Yeah.
I am not Kelly Clarkson, I'm an imposter.
The album is Breakaway.
Is it on Since U Been Gone or something?
Yeah...
Oh wait, where?!
It's right before the chorus.
Is it?
Yeah.
Still, you can feed me all the clues.
Gimme the one right after.
Do you know it?
Since you been gone...
Oh sh*t.
Wait, I just want to be with you, how come you never, or I never hear you say -- Nope.
I think that might count for a second verse.
Oh, Jesus.
Guess you never felt that way.
Only got yourself to blame.
Mr. Know It All.
It is.
Only got yourself to blame.
Hold on.
This is amazing, how much,
1. I suck at this, and
2. how good you are.
Well it's crazy how much I've listened too. Hold on!
Only got your, sh*t.
F*ck, hold on, it's coming, it's coming.
I love it, you're making me, this is redemption.
I don't know it.
I love it!
Gimme a clue, gimme a clue.
What's after?
I wouldn't have gotten it either!
When you want me back again.
Okay, this one, you should know.
I mean....
Hopefully.
We're going for one here.
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy.
Don't think I'm crazy, when I -- that's A Moment Like This.
When I tell you love has come here now, or something like that?
Yeah!
I can't believe THAT'S the one I got!
Yes you got it!
Your favorite song!
I don't even sing that one, and that's the one I got?!
Yes.
What?!
I think that's the game.
I win.
No, y'all. I've literally performed A Moment Like This four times in my life, in 15 to 16 years,
and that's the one I got.
I will never live this down, from anybody that I know.
My new album, which I probably don't know the lyrics to either, is Meaning of Life.
I did know I Don't Think About You!
I didn't know the -- I knew it was the song...
Half point.
Whatever.
But Meaning of Life is out right now.
It's really good, even if I don't remember the lyrics I wrote.