Its been a while, its been far too long.
So many of you have been asking where this series went, some even you even forgot about
it all together.
It's time for a little reminder of just how dumb twitter can get.
I've got some good news, while we've been gone, Twitter has kept pumping out some absolute
dumb twitter gems.
Here are 10 of the best I found.
Hashtag road to 50.
My name is Danny Burke and this is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets Part 47.
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Coming in at number 10 were asking -Why the fuck is there a 0 birthday candle.
It's not like you turn 0, dumbass- … amazing, first of all, I've never heard of anyone getting
a birthday cake on the day they were born - that would be taking the phrase birthday
cake a bit too literally … and secondly, you can use the number 0 in other numbers.
Good luck celebrating your 10th, 20th, 30th or whatever birthday without a zero.
When you turn 100 you have to buy two - outrageous.
They should be free at that age.
Next up at number 9 we've got someone showing us that it's been -3 years and my screen finally
cracked, sad face- … well, I really do feel for them but to be honest, its hard to see
cracks on a screen from a screenshot, you kinda have to physically be with the phone
to see a crack, that's not how screenshots work.
Still, cute dog, that kinda saved this tweet, otherwise Id put it a lot higher.
Moving on to number 8 were pondering this age-old question: -Is Mickey Mouse a cat or
dog??- … I mean, there's a huge clue in the name.
Somewhere in Mickey Mouses name there is a big clue about what kind of animal he is and
I'll tell you one thing - it's not Mickey.
Id likes to say they're getting mixed up with Mickey Dog or Mickey Cat but as I'm sure you're
all aware, those aren't real Mickeys.
Next up at number 7, we have someone asking -Does anyone know what this pill is?
Its a pink rectangular tablet with the ID: Z3d on it- … oh wow, what kind of street
drug could this be?
Is it going to get into the hands of young people who end up overdosing because its dangerous,
untested and sold by criminals?
Well, that would be terrible, but let's just do one thing before we panic.
Let's turn the picture upside down and aha!
That is a Pez, the famous sweet candy treat.
They usually come in boxes so I'm guessing this one fell out of a kids pocket and their
parents are now freaking out about Z3d, the lethal new party drug.
Please, if you eat Pez, Pez?
Whatever, if you eat them, just make sure you explain what they are to those around
you …
Moving on to number 6 we have someone who is very happy about their -First time seeing
the Specific Ocean- I don't think they mean the Specific Ocean unless Costa Rica is hiding
an ocean I don't even know about, Specifically, I think they mean the pacific ocean.
Specifically Pacific, specifically Pacific, specifically pacific - OK, it's quite obvious
I have nothing else to say about this one so let's take a look at our number 5 -
-If you could tame one mythical creature and have it as your pet, what would you choose?-
… -this tough af actually, probably a rhino- ah yes, the Rhino, that mythical horned beast.
Some people think the unicorn is the only mythical animal with a horn, but no, the Rhino
is one too.
Maybe this person making a really deep, layered comment about how Rhinos are so endangered
that that may go extinct and become mythical creatures!
I mean, Id like to think that but the truth is - they probably just think that Rhinos
aren't real.
Alright moving on to number 4 we have someone giving the definition of Necrophilia: -attraction
to dark colors, a night with a full moon, or rainy days- … OK, so right now, a lot
of you who know what the real definition of Necrophilia is are probably very confused
- who told this person that it means attraction to dark colors, full moon nights and rainy
days?
I mean, I wish it did, but the truth is a lot darker than that.
If any of you don't know what it means, good, let's just say this is the new definition.
I really hope I don't cause a surge in people googling this word …
Next up at number 3, we have someone telling us -I was just trapped on an escalator for
hours because the power went out- … an escalator.
Let's just remind ourselves of what an escalator looks like to make sure I'm not going mad.
Now, if you were in an elevator and the power went out, I could understand - you're probably
going to be trapped inside there if the power goes out.
But an escalator?
They're just moving stairs - if they stop moving - they're just stairs - just keep walking.
Sometimes I think we don't deserve technology …
Moving on to number 2 we have -People cant be animals … sorry, fam just basic biology
so stop calling people animals and be smart for once- … Aren't humans animals?
Really?
You talk about basic biology but that kind of is basic biology yknow?
If we take a quick look at the Wikipedia page for humans, we can see that humans belong
to the kingdom of Animalia - aka, animals.
Now, I know that's Wikipedia and you shouldn't always trust what Wikipedia says, but I trust
it when it comes to this - were all animals, get over it.
I dunno.
Alright finally at number 1 -I woke up with bread crumbs in my underwear … does that
mean I got a yeast infection?- … oh wow, so many questions, so little time.
How do you end up with bread in your underwear?
What series of events have to occur for you to wake up with bread in your underwear?
Nevermind, don't answer that, I don't want to know.
The point is, that doesn't mean you have a yeast infection.
That's a whole other thing.
If you have that, you should speak to your doctor.
If you wake up with bread in your underwear, you should speak to yourself - about whats
going on in your life.
Something is wrong there.
Alright then guys, we've run out of numbers for this one but as I'm sure you've learned
by now, there's always the next part.
I'm glad we brought the series back, I can't believe how close to part 50 we are.
Hashtag road to 50 and hashtag part 48 if that's what you want.
Just before I go I wanna say thanks for ShadeTree again for making this video possible, you
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Thanks for watching guys, my name is Danny Burke and Ill see you all in the next video!