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truly it is time for a monster fight yo
juice and do that your friendly
neighborhood jack split here and today's
month of halloween video is actually
something very special because i got
this question on tumblr a while ago and
i answered there but i figured this is
just too good a topic not to do a video
on especially for this time of year so
for today's video we're going to have a
three-way battle royale monster fight of
three of the most iconic slashers in
history michael myers my man jason
voorhees and of course the man with a
fleshy mask leatherface also i want to
start the video off saying this we're
not counting that freaking jason versus
leatherface comment because it makes no
freaking sense whatsoever like first off
they didn't get jason's character right
in it for several parts and then he gets
knocked out by a hammer to the head when
in part six he tanked this so yeah that
that's bs we ain't doing that we're just
going to use straight logic for this
and before anyone ask tendonitis it
freaking sucks now before any of y'all
ask we are not including zombie jason
all right i'll explain completely why
the end but y'all already know that's
just a blowout it's not fair so we're
going by human jason from the original
trilogy well original for bill he was
only in three movies when he was doing
the killing but technically first
whatever we're going by human jason when
he was alive so fry 13th of part four so
there you go technically part two to
part four but you know what i mean i
know some of you may be wondering well
what about the remakes because the
remakes aren't exactly the same as the
originals and that's completely true
like in the original michael myers was
just like an average guy with uh you
know durability superhuman strength and
ridiculous powers and then the remake he
was the 6-8 towering dude who was like
played by tyler mayne the dude played
sabretooth in the original x-men film
and then with leatherface he changed in
practically every movie while his family
did at least and so like we're going
with bubba sawyer leatherface from the
original texas chainsaw massacre and
thomas hewitt the one that was a bit
more fleshed out and texas chainsaw
master of the remake in 2003 and texas
chainsaw massacre at the beginning and
along with the comic series that
happened that following it and where he
lost his arm and stuff like that and
then of course we're going with jason
voorhees from like i just said the first
you know
when he was alive and then of course
remake rambo jason because all of them
are different and then the remakes are
gonna fight the remakes and the
originals are gonna fight the originals
and let's just say who would win a
battle royale out of all of these now
we're actually going to start this off
in reverse by starting with the remakes
first and then we'll finish off by
talking about the classics in the battle
royale so if we got the towering six
eight michael myers from the halloween
2007 and 2009 sequel remakes then we've
got the rambo s jason voorhees from the
friday 13th 2009 remake and then we've
got the power lifter bodybuilder esque
leatherface aka thomas hewitt from the
2003 texas chainsaw massacre movie and
of course the texas chainsaw master at
the beginning of the comic books like i
said earlier but yeah that's how we go
that's we're going to talk about these
three in battle now i think we'll go by
three plot plot methods by like you know
all right one they all just plop next to
each other they start fighting with
their weapons uh one they start fighting
uh with no weapons and then one then you
know they have prep time to like scoop
the area and stuff like that so that's
what we've got all right with weapons
you gotta take into account now out of
all of them you may think leatherface
has the advantage because he has a
chainsaw but leatherface is sort of like
a regular human no he did tank getting
his arm cut off but uh when it comes
down to it leatherface just isn't like
as athletic and mobile as rambo jason
and the freaking you know michael myers
from the movies like they both tanked
like bullet fire and getting stabbed all
these things like that but like
a leather face i'm pretty sure if you
like stabbed him in the throat he would
die like even in the comic books it's
just they make it seem like he's just a
mortal man who's very durable and he can
kill a lot of people he killed a lot of
people with his chainsaw but i'm
definitely giving it to either michael
and jason in this one in the fight thing
and now with the fight itself i since i
did this whole video talking about jason
voorhees training growing up that derek
muir said he did for jason's character
i'm going to give jason the slight edge
and that's not me being biased i'll give
him the sliders because jason seems more
tactical with what he's able to do in
the remake films like i i've gone really
in depth with these before in previous
videos if you guys want to go watch them
but uh he just seems really tactical and
like he would know what to do like he i
feel like he since he's practiced all
these moves and stuff like that in the
woods just growing up in isolation he
would know how to defend himself better
like michael grew up in insane asylum
and had
incredible strength but no i would
definitely give it to jason especially
if he has his machete like i would just
feel like he would cut him up like a
ninja now we go plop plop plop with no
weapons and this one is actually
interesting i would probably leatherface
is probably the physically strongest out
of all of them but he's probably the
less skilled so like i feel jason or
mike will try and gouge his eyes out
they were getting into a fight with him
and then also
leatherface is really slow he is he's
fast on his feet don't get me wrong he's
fast chasing but he has slow combat
speed i feel michael and jason could
take advantage of that and so like it
would come down to michael versus jason
in a fight and this one is actually
where it could go
pretty dang like it could be really
interesting it could be really
interesting to see michael the remake
versus jason the remake because they're
both really strong they're both insanely
strong so they just be like um actual
like two buff guys beating the crap out
of each other and so uh
dang
ah geez
this one is actually really good because
i i probably might get the slight edge
to michael as he crushed the dude's head
and his bare hands and remake jason
while he was strong he didn't show
anything like i'm crushing someone's
head in my bare hands just yet i'm just
incredibly strong so i feel like if he
got the hands on him he could do it but
of course remake jason has better skills
but
for this one i think i'll get the slight
advantage to remake michael myers sorry
leatherface you're too slow you're
strong but you're too slow and then uh
freaking jason i i feel like if there
was just a body of fighting each other
then michael might have the slight
advantage and now for the third one it's
they're just plop plop plop all like
trying to hunt and fight each other they
got the weapons they got supplies all
that stuff but uh for this one i'm
giving it to jason full doubt and that's
not even biased anymore because jason
knows how to set traps he knows how
archery he like he could shoot bonaires
like literally he could pick them off in
trees like bows and arrows just right
through the head okay he could do that
because he's that talented he's just
pretty much like rambo in the woods
fighting these guys and it's just uh
that is one-sided right there that is
one side jason wins so out of the three
battles two of them go to jason one of
them might go to michael myers and
leatherface i'm sorry dude like if you
got your chainsaw taken away i mean he's
a strong guy but he's still just a
regular person who can be killed like
with a gunshot or machine gun and stuff
like that it's crazy now let's get on
with the originals michael myers in the
original had some insane upper body
strength he lifted one 185 pound
teenager with one hand and then stabbed
him hard enough to pin him to the wall
he also lifted a tombstone which weighed
roughly a thousand pounds and moved into
a bed he also crushed several men's
skulls in his bare hands and cut a
woman's head off with one swipe of his
knife so he is amazingly strong also he
take bullet shots and being stabbed and
being set on fire so he's durable but
the thing with michael myers is there
are various versions of michael myers if
you go by the original
so fun fact for people who don't know in
the original series they actually made
up two story lines that you can follow
as one big storyline or you can split it
up so it goes halloween halloween to
halloween four halloween five halloween
six curse of michael myers halloween uh
h2o and then halloween resurrection and
like you can follow that storyline
whatsoever but with halloween four five
and six they introduced a storyline of
michael having this thing called the
curse of thorn which gave him this
superhuman power and gave him like the
ability like made him want to hunt down
his family and then also gave him like
these
somewhat regenerative properties since
he could like tank bullet fire and tank
being burned alive and all this stuff
but like if he got decapitated he'd be
done but still it's just like that's
what gave him the powers but you can
either go by halloween one two
and seven so h2o and then halloween
eight where he's just this
supernaturally strong guy who can tank
bullet fire might have some regenerative
properties but he's just insanely strong
and just mentally incredible but
it it
it's doing one of those things done and
then they got a new halloween movie
that's apparently going to be a sequel
to the original halloween film so it's
just like h2o all over again but more
like h40 i guess like i don't know but
it's that's to me is stupid what they're
doing with it but uh yeah so his
strength and power is really really just
strong but he can still be killed with
decapitation really if you just get a
head shot or like drown him now jason in
part three is just as durable and strong
with the head crushing feet he did in
part three but leatherface on the other
hand like and his name is bubba sawyer
from the originals not thomas hewitt
that was a different one but that that's
just another video for another day but
um
he's just a regular human and without a
chainsaw he is effed but like here's the
thing if he can cut michael and jason's
head off or slash your legs off he can
win easily but that's if they let him
now jason was officially killed in
friday 13th part four when tommy jarvis
hacked him to death with a machete and
took damn near 50 hacks to put him down
so it's proven human jason can be killed
through massive blood loss and organ
damage as if it's severe enough and the
others could try to take advantage of
that so the only surefire way to beat
michael myers would be to destroy his
head because he survived being burned
alive after being stabbed and shot
constantly and jason could crush him or
decapitate him matter of fact jason and
michael could try to crush each other's
heads and see whose head pops first
though most likely is going to be
michael who loses since jason popped the
eyeball out of one of his victims head
and mike just makes them bleed out their
eyes but again i feel michael is just a
bit more skilled in this department if
he's fighting just a regular human jason
who can die from massive blood loss so
for this one i'm saying it's probably in
michael's favor since he's the most
durable human killer if he can dodge and
strike effectively but you can tell me
what you think of human michael versus
human jason down in the comments below
because leatherface again
he is a iconic slasher no doubt but if
he can't use his chainsaw effectively
and get the legs or like the body parts
or the head then they can like take that
to their advantage and just take him
down easily and now for fun this is for
anyone who thinks that they would have a
chance against zombie jason because it's
just so one side and i see this happen
all the time like yo michael's goat
michael beat everyone even zombie jason
okay i'm just like bruh sit down like
you need a drink or something sit down
this is a case of obstinate fanboyism
when it's just i like this character
more so of course they're stronger than
other people it's a thing you see
commonly in like so many communities
like for instance in versus battle all
right like i'll say this i think he a is
much more badass than vegeta but does
that mean he could kick vegeta's ass
hell no he will get smacked so easily
all right it's not a competition i can
admit that but i'm not gonna let my
fanboyism cloud my logical judgment so
that's the same thing i see with mike
meyer michael myers is the greatest
slasher of all time i like him more just
because you like him doesn't mean he's
more strong like jason can regenerate
like freaking deadpool
his unique ability to regenerate lost
and damaged tissue and it just what has
luke k straight he punched a dude's head
straight out his ass he also turned a
guy into swiss cheese with a freaking
cart and he also slammed like he just
has so many feets jason even knows how
to use a gun in the comic books it's
like ridiculous he freaking chucked a
redwood tree half a mile to kill a
couple having sex i mean jason in his
zombie form is freaking an immortal bass
who can't die alright michael myers
while he is badass like even though in
h2o it wasn't him at the end if you
decapitated michael myers separated the
head from the body he would die but
jason would just grow into the body and
like they've tried burning him firing
squad blowing him up all these things
that they just did not work on jason all
right and i'm not doing this i'm not
being obsessed and that's just a logical
fact that happened jason can't die from
certain things like of course if you
make him fight someone like pinhead then
that's just outclassing jason because
pin has just another level but i'm
saying this jason himself that is just
jason zombie jason i want to make this
clear zombie jason
would own michael myers in a fight
effortlessly okay it's like those people
i don't see why that's a good fight like
like i just said human jason versus
human michael is a decent fight to watch
because it's like oh snap they could
both potentially die but once he becomes
an immortal zombie like nothing else
with him it's sort of similar to those
people who say oh who would win the
fight leprechaun or chucky
it makes no freaking sense okay oh just
because they're small they have to fight
each other leprechaun outclasses chucky
even with his new cult of chucky power
leprechaun outclasses him it's not a
fair fight like make uh there was this
great video that came out years ago
of
leprechaun versus wish master you know
the evil genie wish master and that
would actually be a decent match to
watch because they're both magical
beings like magical demon beings they
have these like
opie powers that would be fun to see
them try to use them on each other but
leprechaun versus chucky i mean unless
chucky has a four-leaf clover that's the
only thing or that necklace or a steel
pipe but again it's just it's so
one-sided it doesn't make sense so i
just want to say that well anyways dudes
and do this i hope you enjoyed today's
halloween video it was really fun to
make and uh like tell me in the comments
who do you think went out of the human
versions of like michael myers versus
jason voorhees versus leatherface in
their human forms i'm curious what you
think below like zombie like it's just
so one-sided it doesn't even count it's
not fair but uh yeah i'm just curious
and uh no new video tomorrow because
tendonitis sucks and i gotta take a
break apparently the doctor said so uh
i'm just gonna i'll be back soon don't
worry though i'm gonna be back soon
enough i just have to take a break
doctor's orders and before when i used
to have that black star mentality of
going through pain that i made stuff
worse so that that's not happening
anyways keep calm booyah on i love doing
that and don't forget moment i alright
i'll be back soon enough just once this
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