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- Welcome back.
We're here with the cast of The Sex Lives of College Girls.
Renee Rapp, Amrit Kaur, Pauline Chalamet,
and Alyah Chanelle Scott.
Okay ladies, your characters on the show
have had their fair shares of adventures in dating.
I'd love to get some hot takes in a game
of Red Flag, Yellow Flag, Green Flag!
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- All right.
I'll read a detail about a hypothetical date,
and you hold up the flag as you see fit.
- All right.
- Red obviously...
I mean, I think this is self explanatory obviously.
No, thank you.
- Right.
- Heck yeah.
And gee gosh, there's some gray areas in there.
I'm on the fence.
(laughing)
- All right.
Your date loves to clap when the plane lands.
(audience laughing)
- Ironically, me too!
- That's so optimistic and nerdy!
I'm so into it.
- Like, you're like, ironic like,
I'm gonna start the clap,
and I'm like don't start the clap.
And they're like, I'm gonna start the clap.
Then I'm like, that's cute.
Like, that's fun.
But if you're just like,
genuinely like clapping 'cause the plane landed...
- Yeah.
Some people probably think it's cute.
- [Amrit] I'm on board.
I think it's cute.
- [Drew] Pun intended!
On board!
- On board.
Something about the enthusiasm
is gonna do it for me every time.
(laughing)
- So, green!
- [Pauline] Yes, I'm gonna give it a green!
- I think you're saying a yellow.
- I'm saying a yellow, yeah.
Thank you, I'll use yellow.
- All right.
Three greens and a yellow.
- Yeah.
- Okay, your date belches loudly
on the first outing together.
- Absolutely not.
Goodbye.
- Really?
You would not wanna date me.
(loud belch)
(audience laughs)
- [Alyah] Well that's just...
You get a green.
- [Pauline] How are you doing that?
- I just naturally have the ability to.
- Oh that's hot.
- It's a way to test people too.
All right.
- Yeah I'm green on that.
- You show up and your date is in a fedora.
(audience questioning)
- Yeah.
- Oh, interesting!
- Yeah, you're gonna have to go.
- I don't know.
It could be cute and it could be weird.
- [Drew] Okay.
- Yeah, I would have to ask more questions.
- [Pauline] Yeah.
- [Renee] Yeah.
Right!
- [Alyah] We need context!
- [Renee] Yeah, we need research.
- We're not good at this game!
- Okay, your date tells that,
your date tells you they keep the water running
while brushing their teeth.
I'm gonna give it a yellow.
- It's gonna be a yellow for me as well.
- Because I think it can be a teachable moment.
- [Renee] Evolution...
- Yeah.
- Is important.
- Yeah, but then a little bit of parenting
for the person that you're dating.
And it's like...
- Immediately, yeah.
- And it's like, no, we are in 2022,
We're not in 2002 anymore.
Now we know that we should turn the water off.
- Yeah, but a lot of men take a long time
to get outta their diaper.
- [Pauline] That is true.
- Metaphorically speaking, all right.
(laughter)
Like the Seinfeld episode, your date is a close talker.
- Oh my God.
- [Pauline] I can't, I can't, I can't.
- No, immediately, no.
- [Amrit] I mean, it depends...
- Ooooo!
- Yeah, right, and are we attracted to this person?
(laughter)
- [Drew] Yeah!
- [Alyah] Context, context!
- Context.
- [Alyah] Dealer's choice.
- [Drew] Okay, you're right.
You're right, I know.
I changed my mind.
- See I've been doing that a lot,
but I think I'm gonna stick to this one.
- I, I, I say no.
- Okay, all right.
Your date enjoys pineapple on their pizza.
- What?
- Oh man,
- Listen...
- See, it's such a radical thing.
- Everyone is so judgmental now days.
- [Pauline] I mean, I kind of am fine with that.
- [Amrit] Yeah, that's not something
to not go out with them.
- Yeah!
- [Alyah] Squashed it!
- [Drew] All right.
I love pineapple on my pizza.
- Same, I do too.
- No, it's good.
- It's so delicious.
- It's in.
- Salty, savory, sweet.
- All right, well this one goes back
to a much more divisive question.
Your date's mom still does their laundry for them.
- Oh man.
(audience questioning)
No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, you gotta go.
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.
- You have got to go.
- That's a no.
- That's over with.
- All right, really quickly, round robin.
Biggest deal breaker for you?
- [Amrit] Being rude to a waiter.
- Agreed.
- Oh my God, 100%.
- Biggest deal breaker?
- Being rude to an unhoused person.
- Yeah.
Talking over me.
- I feel like it would probably be just like,
I can always tell when somebody's listening
to me just to listen, and they're not really hearing me,
and I really value being heard.
So like an active listener
who's not doing it for themselves.
- [Alyah] Yeah.
- Number one thing you're all looking for?
Number one thing that is like, your ultimate green flag.
Go.
- Someone who has done enough work on themselves
who's astute enough to like,
realize what the things are that they've gone through,
that they're, and even if still doing it,
they know what they are.
- [Drew] A work in progress.
- A work in progress, I'm like, yeah.
- A work in progress, a work in progress.
- A conscious person trying
to be a better person all the time, appreciates humanity,
loves people, is a loving person.
- Oh wow.
Oh my God.
- I like, I like people who are loyal.
People who don't switch up.
I really value that.
- Yeah.
I like to laugh.
I like to laugh and I need you,
I need you to like make me laugh.
That's it.
- [Renee] A jokey joke.
- Yeah, a jokey joke.
- Anyone with a job and a sense of humor
is gonna be a great start for me.
- Yeah, there you go.
- All right, thank you, Renee Rapp, Amrit Kaur,
Pauline Chalamet, and Alyah Chanelle Scott.
I cannot thank you guys enough.
Season two, The Sex Lives of College Girls
drops on HBO Max Thursday, November 17th.
I'll be all caught up by then.
Okay, what's today's national holiday?
I'll give you a small and delicious hint.
We're gonna find out whatev, what's had, what's,
after the break.
Eh, whatever.
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