Hi, my friend.
Hi.
Oh, we're social distancing.
Yeah, we are.
But we just hugged, so--
Hi.
That's OK.
Hey, thanks for being here because you were just
here two days ago.
And I said I know you were just here,
but here's what I'm going to do, and I need you to be here.
And you said--
Absolutely.
--I was waiting for you to ask.
Thank you so much.
Absolutely.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm proud for you.
I am excited for you.
I think it's a brave choice, and I'm also
heartbroken because this is my favorite-- you're my favorite,
and this is my favorite place.
Well, I have--
And I know everyone's heartbroken.
But we're also so happy like it's this simultaneous Jedi
mind [BEEP].
Sorry, daytime.
You don't mean to do that.
But it doesn't matter now.
No, it doesn't.
All season long, and we'll go [BEEP] all season.
What I'm doing next season is a [BEEP] great season.
You are such a big part of our family.
We have celebrated milestones together.
You have been pregnant on the show.
You did our theme song.
Your birthday parties--
Yeah, birthday parties that you volunteered to sing.
Well, did I?
The first one.
The second one, I didn't know is going
to be such a big part of that birthday.
You noticed how Adele just slipped out the back?
Yes.
Now, you know better.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were awesome.
You're amazing.
I liked your vegan sliders.
They were delicious.
The best.
Yes.
That's what I remember.
I like you better than the sliders.
And right after the sliders, that's all I remember.
Yeah.
You were on stage for a while, and you were wonderful.
Hey, you're getting the Billboard Icon Award
next Sunday.
First of all, you know how much I adore you.
And I think you're the most brilliant, most talented
performer.
But you think I made a bad choice?
Yes, but I'm just saying, like--
So I already think that.
But be the youngest ever to receive this--
So I'm super snarky and weird, and I
try to make everything funny because otherwise it's
overwhelming.
And so when they told me that, I was like,
oh, OK, I'm getting the old lady award.
They're ready for me to just go now.
But then, I was like, you know what?
It's kind of cool.
I mean, it's more than kind of cool.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, and it's an honor.
And it's a total--
like it's the longest fluke in history.
Your career?
Yes.
You're crazy.
If you haven't seen her documentary yet,
everybody should watch her documentary because you see--
if you've never seen her perform live,
it is the most amazing show.
She's incredible and does things that nobody else does on stage.
Look at that.
I'm going to do that next season.
You could totally do that in here.
Can you help me?
I could.
All right.
Hey, you're going to sing for us today.
She's going to sing for us today.
Live music again.
Live music.
All I know so far, and it's a beautiful song.
And it's a song about your life that you wrote.
Yes.
About your life.
It's sort of a letter to Willow.
I knew for the documentary, they would need a song.
And then the documentary's about my life, so 3 and 1/2 minutes--
sum up your life.
So I just wrote my life is basically
performing and my kids.
So I just wrote a letter.
I figured if I go tomorrow, God forbid, for whatever reason,
this is the last thing I have to say other than [BEEP]
That will be the last thing you say?
I hope so.
But in a good way.
It should be on your own or your tombstone [BEEP]..
Oh, my tombstone is going to say I told you I was sick.
That's a good one.
But it really is a beautiful song.
Thank you.
The lyrics are beautiful, and I just love you.
I love the song.
Love you.
And the kids are in the video, and Carey's in the video.
Do they love being in the videos?
I don't know how Carey feels.
I forgot to ask him.
He's a good sport.
He's a very good sport.
And the kids, as long as there's candy and catering,
totally fine.
Really?
Kids, you should ask for money.
Don't just ask for catering--
money.
No, you don't need that.
You're good.
And Willow is singing a lot in your videos
and at school, I understand.
You always know.
I've been told when Willow gets a bathroom pass at school
because she'll be in the bathroom for 45 minutes singing
where every classroom can hear her.
I don't know if you know that, but everyone can hear you.
It goes through the vents.
I hear singers-- when I'm in my dressing room,
I can hear singers warming up.
But it's good acoustics in the bathroom.
Right, Willow?
It's really good acoustics.
And I used to do the same thing.
Did you?
I would sing the same line of the same song
over and over like, oh, father.
Oh, oh, oh, father.
Oh, oh.
And my mom, she wanted to kill me with a spoon.
Well, we've got to take a break.
P!nk's going to perform after this.