(Glitchy Productions/SuperMarioGlitchy4 Intro)
Another peaceful day at Mushroom Kingdom
*snoring*
Mario: *snoring* Nighty nighty...
Mario: *moar snoring* ahh spaghetti..
*distant* AHHHHHHHH
Tari: AHHHHHHHH
Tari: AHHHHHHHHH
Meggy: *firing splatshot like an inaccurate terrorist in Call Of Duty*
*Tari uses Mario as a meat shield*
Tari: Ahh!
Mario: *waking up* hmm..?
Tari: Heelp!!
Mario: *waking up* mama-mi-
(Le epic Matrix)
Mario: *startled* WAAAHHH! (You are ded. not a big surprise)
*Woomy Language*
Mamaf**ker!™
*Italian Gibberish*
Mrrrgghh!! >:C
Tari: Excuse me. umm..
Tari: oooo..
*nervous giggle*
*Inkling Gibberish* *Mario trying to reattach his detachable lego head*
Mario: {TF2 Sniper voice} Ah, piss.
Tari: Mm.. Okay
Tari: Let's do this!
Bob: hEY WhaT's Up B1TCHEs?
WAAAHHH!
Bob: H0lY f1SH st1cks!
Fishy Boopkins: Ah!
Fishy Boopkins: Um, hey guys!
Tari: OH MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY
Meggy: *Inkling Gibberish* Mario: Nice shot!
*Moar Inkling Gibberish*
Boopkins: Uh, no. We're wondering if-
Boopkins: AH!
Bob The Bada$$: We'Re HaViNg An AnImE bAtTlE tO sEe WhO cAn Be ThE mOsT aNiMe!
Meggy: *Inkling language* (Translation: Da Fuk?)
Mario & Tari: O O O O O O H H H H H!! :D
Boopkins: And that's why we wanna get YOU to be the judge, Meggy!
*Meggy has Cory in da hous japan Flashbacks* Kazuhira Miller Narration: Why are we still here?
*Meggy has Cory in da hous japan Flashbacks* Just to suffer?
Bob: sOUnDS lIke a Yes tO ME!
*Inkling Gibberish* (I am sad ;-;)
Tari: Yes! WOOHOO!
Boopkins: Well, who's gonna be the judge now?
Tari: *distant* N O T I C E M E S E N P A I!
Tari: N O T I C E M E E E E E E E E E!!!!! Bob: I dOn'T kNow, MaYbe ToaDSworth lIkes AniME (probably not.)
Tari: N O T I C E M E S E N P A I! Bob: I dOn'T kNow, MaYbe ToaDSworth lIkes AniME (probably not.)
Bob: HuH?
*Tari posing like Josuke Higashikata*
Tari: Is that all? *Tari posing like Josuke Higashikata*
Let's play! *Tari posing like Josuke Higashikata*
Bob: ThE wEeB iS STROnG wiTH tHiS oNe! (Uzu/MC:Really though?)
Boopkins: That's a great idea! You can be our judge, Tari!
Boopkins: Let's gooo..
Mario: Hey Stinky! Here we gooo..
Mario: Yeah! Hahaha!
*Inkling Language*
Mario: uh-BYE!
*Inkling pout*
*Mario airplane noise mock* [ CHALLENGE #1 ]
[ CHALLENGE #1 ]
[ This is going to be more intense than N.A.S.C.A.R., folks. ] NARUTO RUNNER BOIIIIII
Tari: Yay!
*Arms in position*
Tari: Oohh..
[ Here ]
[ Here We ]
[ Here We Go ]
*whistle cue*
*WHOOSH*
Mario: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Bob: gEt OuT oF ThE WaY b!tchEs!
Boopkins: I can't run like this! I got stubby little arms!
Bob: i'M So DaMN fAst bOI!
Bob: beTTer wAtch yoUR AsS!
Boopkins: Bob? What're You doing?
Bob: sHoWiNg oFf My SmExY nInJa SkIlLs!
Bob: SECRET NINJA LEG JUTSU!
Boopkins: *pain*
Mario: Yeah! Hahaha!..
Mario: I'm fast as F**K, boiiiiiiii!
Bob: Do yOU rEAllY wanT to ChaLLenGE Me Mario?
Bob: ImPResSive, NoW iT's My TuRN!
Bob: I dON't KnOW AboUT My BuTTCheek!
[ ᴜʟᴛʀᴏɴ: NANI?! (OHH, they are all technically "Bob", get it?)]
Bob: Oh gODDAMMIT!
Mario: L E T 'S G E T 'E M F E L L A S.
Bob: weLL cRap.
Bob: tEAM bOB is BlAsting oFF AgAIN!
✧ (Star sound)
Mario: Yahoo!™ (Mario has won Challenge #1)
Tari: Wow!
Tari: Yayy!
Mario: WOOO!!
Get f**ked b**ches!
*More Mario airplane noises* [ CHALLENGE #2 ]
[ CHALLENGE #2 ]
[ A Note From ᴜʟᴛʀᴏɴ ] [ You dam shippers better not take this out of context and take it to the Comment Section or Amino App ]
Tari: Huh?
Tari: Wah?
*Ouran Highschool Host Club Intro*
🎶 KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE! 🎶 (#Ouranhighschool)
Trio of Retards: Yaaayyyy :D
Tari: AHH! :C
Trio of Retards: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Tsundere Boopkins: "Senpai.."
"It's not like a like you or anything, but I think you're cute!" (the Fuk)
"B-
"B-Baka!"
Boopkins: Soo.. What do you think?
Tari: hehe...
Bob: ThAT's nOT hOw YoU pIcK Up cHIcks!
Bob: LeT mE ShOW yOU!
Tari: uhh..
Tari: Huh? (oh sh*t things gonna get real)
Tari: uummmmm...
ummmm...
Bob: 𝘔'𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺
Tari: uhhhh..
Tari: Sorry..
Bob: iN tHis MoMeNT.. I aM EUphoric..
NoT beCause oF aNY pHonY gOD's BLESSing..
But BeCAuse, I am EnLiGHTened bY my InTELLigence..
wat.
WHat I'm SaYING M'Lady..
I CAN BE YOUR ANGLE (angel) OR YOUR DEVIL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tari: mm.. sorry..
Tari: Excuse me..
Mario: Hoo-hoo! Hello!
Mario: {PewDiePie voice} I LOVE YOU!
Tari: *sigh* Thank you.
Mario: Haha!
Mario: *Italian Gibberish*
Mario: It's your boi, Hide-Yo
Mario: Yeah, Hahaha!
*facepalm* (Boop and bob dancing ree)
*Tari moans*
[ Moral: I'll say it once, I'll say it twice to be sure to get this across. This is not meant to be taken out of context people for the sake of the comment section and Amino App. ]
[ CHALLENGE #3 ]
*𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘨𝘭𝘺 theme* [ SH*TS ABOUT TO GET REAL.. ]
[ THE GOOD ]
[ THE GOOD ] [ THE FAT ]
[ THE GOOD ] [ THE FAT ] [ THE FUGLY ]
Mario: {actual Son Goku scream} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fishy Boopkins: aaaaaaaaaaaa... {weak ass shit}
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fishy Boopkins: aaaaaaaaaaaa... boB: *Text-to-Speech a and h spam* {still weak}
*nervous giggle*
Tari: I don't know..
Mama Goomba: You kids don't look!
Boopkins: AAAAAAAHHHHH
Boopkins: AAAAAAAHHHHH (He sounds like Tobey Maguire Spiderman "NOOOO!" meme)
*ded*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Charging up* {Mario's actual voice} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAMA-
Bob: OOOHHHHH
BOB: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH (NANI!!!!!!!)
*cliché gravity anomaly* (Holy f**k)
Tari: ☉_☉
MAMMAAAMAAAMAMAAAAAMAAAMAAAAAAA
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOHH-
*fart*
[ Hey that still was a Legendary attempt! ]
*More A and H spamming*
Super Saiyan 3 Bob: HeLL YeAH! b!TcHES! (CG: wow such hair)
Tari: WOAH! O.O [ I just Sr Pelo gasped ]
Tari: oooooo
SSJ3 Bob: sUCk My NuTS! I aM ALL POWERFUL
SSJ3 Bob: nO oNE CaN DefEAT ME
*Loik F**k u goku: The Squeakuel*
SSJ3 Bob: jUst kiDDing!
[ CHALLENGE #4 ]
Bob: I spEAK tHE BEst JaPaNesE!
Bob: WatcH tHis!
Saiko: *fluent Japanese*
*S L A P* (Bob you Baka!)
00f
Bob: sHe DigS mE! (nope.)
Mario: Yahoo! Let'sa go!
EERRRGGHH
{Filthy Frank voice} KON' NI CHI WA!
FOUR TWON-TY BRAZE IT-
*squish*
Saiko: *getting frustrated* (B*TCH YOU BETTER LEARN SOME JAPANESE!)
Boopkins: You guys, that's not how you do it!
Boopkins: *clears throat* Ahehehem!
*Boopkins channeling his inner DIO*
*Boopkins channeling his inner DIO* *Saiko surprised* (0.0)
*Boopkins channeling his inner DIO* [ ( ಠ _ ಠ ) wtf ]
*Boopkins channeling his inner DIO*
Saiko: *responds in Japanese*
Tari: Woohoo!
[ Moral: Fluent Japanese takes around 5 years minimum to learn. ]
ありがとターリー・チャン [ Arigatō Tārī-chan] ( "Thank you Tari" in Japanese )
[ CHALLENGE #5 ]
Boopkins-sama: *repositions glasses* You must understand why I must win, Tari.. (…..)
Tari: uuhhh..
Boopkins-sama: Because I truly am one with the w33bs!
*not-so-evil cackling*
Boopkins-sama: NANI?!
Bob-sama: nOt iF I CAn hELp It B1tCH!
Bob-sama: TisK TisK B00pK1ns!
Bob-sama: Tari-Chan kNows tHatS it Is I, bOb
wHo Can Win AnY AnIME ArGUEment!
Boopkins-sama: Haha! Your anime knowledge is far less superior than mine!
Bob-sama: Oh yeAH?
Bob-sama: *pulling a Ricegum* wELL I suMMOn mY TrAP-CarD!
Bob-sama: *pulling a Ricegum* IT cOUNters aNy ArgueMEnt B1tCH!
Boopkins-sama: Noo! It can't beee!
Bob-sama: *Naga laugh*
Boopkins-sama: I bet you can't summarize every One Piece episode!
Bob-Sama: TrY ME, BITcH!
Bob-sama: tHEre's a LaNKY-a$$ PiRaTe thAT EATs a pineAPPLe Or SoMeThInG, aNd- Boopkins-sama: The series focuses on Monkey D. Luffy, a young man, who inspired by his childhood idol-
Tari: Umm..
Tari: What?
Pingas (the only word spoken)
Tari: Uhh.. I don't.. know..
Ho! I DID IT! I DID IT! [ Moral: How can you lose an arguement, if you never make one in the first place? ]
[ CHALLENGE #6 ]
[ Get ready folks! You're about to witness the epic battle that will take the #1 spot in WatchMojo's next Top 10 list! ]
[ Epic As Hell Scenes ]
"Menacing"
*Evil Giggling*
あなたのお尻を病気に蹴る Anata no o shiri o byōki ni keru
I DONT
SPEAK
JAPANESE. (Uzu: *Grabs some popcorn.* Shit's about to get real. Anybody want some?)
ATATATATATATATATATATATA
SUPER MARIO..
YEAY
"Dodon"
Mario: Oh no! "Dodon"
Bob: NoT gOOd eNOugh aSSHOle!
Boopkins: *thinking* "Now's my chance!"
Ultra Shadow Kenkai Buster Technique!
*Instant Transmission* (bob is illuminati confirmed)
Boopkins: HUH?
Boopkins: Where'd he go?!
Boopkins: Wha-
*𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘴*
𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡, 𝙠𝙞𝙙
spinjitzu MotherF*UCKER
[Ex-aid SFX: MISS!]
Bob: Huh?
Bob: NANI THE F**K?
Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Bob: AAAUUAUUUUHHH
* Ⓑ Ⓞ Ⓞ Ⓜ *
( DESTRUCTIVE )
Boopkins: Haha! Take that! 😏
Boopkins: Huh?
"Menacing"
Time to diiieee :D "Menacing"
Mario: Here we goooooo (BOOM explosion)
Boopkins: *Thinking* "Ah! He's too fast!"
Mrrrgghh!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
*Boopkins pain noises* "Wham! Wham! Wham!"
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA "Wham! Wham! Wham!"
Boopkins: Ahhhahhhhh!!!
[ K.O. !! ]
Tari: Yaay!
Tari: Nice!
Bob: lOOks LikE I'lL hAve to UsE 2% oF my PowER!
Bob: TiME To EnD ThiS!
Mario: Ohh, whadd'ya going to do now big boi?
Kaaaaaaaa
Mario: Waugh!! Bob: Kaaaaaaaa
Mario: Waugh!! Bob: KaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHH
Tari: Ahh! Bob: KaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHH
Boopkins: Oh no! Bob: KaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHH
Tari: Wait! Bob: KaaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHH
Bob: KaaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHH
Mario: RUN B*TCH! RUUUUUN! Bob: KaaaaaaaaMEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ Directed by Akira Toriyama and Michael Bay ]
Peach: Weeee! La-lala-lala-la!
Ha!
[ Moral: Ever wonder how costly the destruction is in those fights Superman and Goku engage in while in residential cities? ]
Bob: uM...
gOkU dId It.
←TO BE CONTINUED
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