This is my brother, Raymond.
Welcome to the pack, Raymond.
Raymond, Raymond, Raymond, Raymond,
Raymond, Raymond, Raymond, Raymond!
Look at this book Deborah gave me.
101 Healthy Things To Do in the Kitchen.
In this kitchen the healthiest thing to do is weeeeee.
Deborah's cooking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I am tired, sweetness.
Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, baby, does that feel good.
Come here.
What are you doing?
Trying to help you relax.
Raymond, give me those pants. I'll wash them.
That's okay.
No. I'm washing those pants for you, dammit.
Mom. -Take off your pants!
Could we turn the heat up?
You can only push a man so far.
Hey, it's not that big of a deal. Calm down.
Traitor!
You can never talk to me about my parents again
because in this case you are the backer downer.
I warned you. I warned you. Now get out.
I am not getting- What are you, crazy?
Are you stupid?
Just give me that. This is my shower.
(yelling inaudibly)
My shower. Drop it! Drop it!
You drop it first!
Why don't we just drop it at the same time?
All right, all right.
On the count of three. One ... two ... three!
Yes! That's right. That's right.
TV, VCR, it's all you care about.
I swear, Ray, the only time you call me during the day
is when you want me to tape stuff for you
because you're running late.
Not stuff. Games that I have to watch for work. Okay?
So I can buy food and electricity for the children.
Not just so I can should go to work
and raise the kids, all right?
It should be all me. Yeah.
And what do you do all day? I'm sorry.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
That's right you're sorry.
That's right. I'm sorry.
Deborah look. Look at this.
What?
You're in jail.
Going on 10 years now. Yeah.
You know, Robert, it sounds like you miss Amy.
Why don't you just give her a call.
Do you think she wants me to call her?
Do you want to call her?
Well, do you think she still likes me?
Do you still like her?
Oh, my God. Why don't you wait til your acne clears up
and give her a ride on your skateboard?
Listen, listen.
On the first date it doesn't matter what you do on the date.
It all comes down to saying goodnight.
Are you going to kiss her goodnight
or is it going to be a handshake?
You can't assume that she wants a kiss.
So here's what I do.
When the moment arrives you kind of lean in a little.
Yeah. You got to see if she's going to respond to it.
Don't go too far though because you reach a certain point,
and you got to go in.
You're committed and then if she's not expecting a kiss
then you got to whisper something in her ear.
"Boy, it's humid."
Okay. I appreciate all the advice. That's great.
It's easy for you, Raymond.
You fit in everywhere. You're a 40 regular.
You know where I had to go for this suit?
Little Shop of Horrors?
You thought I couldn't turn down Deborah, right?
Two times, my friend! Yeah.
Last night I told her that I had a lot of work to do today.
Work.
Then, first thing this morning she started hinting again.
She even brushed her teeth and everything. No sale.
It's amazing.
It's like everything I turn her down she seems to want it more.
She's like a guy.
Huh, and she's not getting upset?
No, no, no. That's just it.
She's been treating me better all day.
I came down this morning and she was making me a cheese omelet.
She hasn't done that since before Allie was born.
Yeah, it had shells in it, but still.
Deborah can't keep her hands off me.
It's like with the power of no comes the power of yes.
For the first time in my marriage
I finally know what it's like to be the one wearing the panties.
But let me ask you something.
Why do you always feel the need to be manipulative
when it comes to sex?
Because, I'm not very good at it.