- After a very arduous journey,
our package is right here.
You might think when you're ready
to purchase a 11.6 inch
ultra thin Gateway. - [Ken] Oh!
Wait, oh, okay, no.
- Do you have any idea
what we had to go through to get this?
We went to our friendly local walmart.com
and tried to order all of the items
and the video was all fine.
Immediately, we got a cancellation.
- [Ken] Wait, really?
- Jared and I spent legitimately what?
Three hours?
- [Jared] It was probably about three hours
- [Austin] Ordering, canceling.
We tried different credit cards.
- [Jared] I think we triggered the spam filter,
'cause who the hell buys
what the items we just put in our cart.
Like that's never been done before.
- Finally, Jared literally went through
and ordered every single item individually
and we found two that were not available.
So we went to Walmart physical location
to try to find the items.
We found two of our items and sat around
for 45 minutes and no one helped us, so we left,
and we ordered them on Amazon.
- [Ken] So what you're telling me is that Walmart
didn't provide you with the optimal shopping experience.
- I mean...
- [Ken] Are you really surprised?
Oh, it's purple.
- Look at that shade of purple.
- It actually works pretty well with my get-up right now.
- [Austin] Is that the drip?
- It's the drip - [Austin] Do you have
the drip, Ken?
Is that a mini HDMI? - [Ken] Yep, mini HDMI.
Wait, and USB-C.
The only thing that I've ever seen have those two ports
is a camera.
- Yes.
Do you know how many great reviews this had?
- [Ken] Judging by your affinity for self-infliction,
probably like two stars.
- [Jared] Three stars out of five from 220 reviews.
- [Austin] I'm kinda torn on this.
- [Ken] Ooh, here we go, Austin Evans video.
- [Austin] Wow, that's a lot of lags.
- [Ken] It's taken a long time to go to full screen.
I mean, the video's playing.
- [Austin] No, but it's frozen though, look.
- [Ken] Oh.
- [Jared] And just to make things worse,
I had it sitting here for like 20 minutes
thinking it was charging.
I look a little closer
and I see the charge connector is so small
that it actually fits perfectly
inside of the headphone jack. (Austin laughs)
- [Ken] It feels more satisfying
to plug into the headphones.
- [Jared] It does.
It's not good.
I doubt it'll damage your device,
but that just shouldn't be a problem.
- All right, Jared should be so kind.
- [Ken] Well, I don't really like that packaging.
- They're iHip Flashing LED Wireless Headphones.
- [Ken] Of course, they'd be headphones.
What else would come in cheap packaging?
These things look like they came
out of a Stacker at Round One.
(Austin laughs)
- [Jared] And the most helpful review is just titled junk.
(everyone laughs)
- I do think if I twist this,
it would just crack very easily.
The thing is though, they're actually not super cheap.
- [Ken] Don't say they're more than $10, Jared.
- Oh, they're more than 10 bucks.
I'm sorry to tell you that they are 19.47.
- [Austin] Yeah, oh, ho, ho, baby, party time.
You can wear these in your Tinder profile photo.
- Yeah.
- [Austin] To tell people that you're fun
and you wanna have a good time.
Wait, the music actually is being like visualized.
- I can't hear you, so passive's good.
Oh my God, why does it take so much force?
Ow, (laughs) I could hear that in my skull.
I would not pay $20 for these, but... (laughs)
- Well, but you pay $20 for the style.
(upbeat music)
Ken, I see you.
You're hard working on the beautiful Denki channel.
- [Ken] Thank you. - [Austin] Of course,
subscribe too.
Ken works on it about 23 hours a day.
- [Ken] It's actually not wrong.
- So I wanna make sure
that you're comfortable during your 20-hour edit sessions.
- [Ken] Wait, wait, - So Jared and I got you
- [Ken] oh, oh, oh, oh. - a high quality-
- [Ken] Is it an air mattress?
(Austin chuckles)
- Jared, can you order an air mattress
from walmart.com real quick?
- Ah! - [Ken] Yes!
- A heated blanket.
- [Ken] Yes!
Oh, I've been wanting one of these.
- Well, keep wanting,
'cause this has truly horrible reviews.
- [Ken] Oh no.
- Apparently, you can get yourself burnt on this.
- [Ken] Oh wow.
- [Austin] So we're gonna put it into the test.
- [Ken] I am tired of Austin
literally getting things
that will burn people, catch on fire.
- Look, he's authority on the subject.
Let's just be honest here.
- Before we actually plug in the blanket,
so that we can make sure that Ken is nice and comfortable.
We're gonna do a little thermal test
to see exactly how warm Ken is
and how warm he can become.
You can see that Ken is warm
and that the blanket is cool, okay?
So now, I'm gonna fire it up.
Are you ready?
All right. - Yes, yes.
- [Austin] Two.
- I feel nothing.
- [Austin] Two, three-
- Though I don't know if I wanna feel anything.
- [Austin] Four, five. - [Jared] So far,
I don't think it's gonna be like instant.
- Six, seven. - [Jared] I don't know
if we should just be cranking now.
- No, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Eight, nine.
So if you look on the thermal camera,
you can see all the individual heating coils
lighting up right now.
Ooh, ooh, I feel it.
Ooh, ooh!
Do you feel warmer yet?
- No.
Maybe I'm just having a stroke.
- I think you're having deeper issues.
It's three to five degrees warmer than you were before.
- [Ken] Look, I've watched your PS5 video.
I know what you can do with thermal cameras.
Stop touching me. (everyone laughs)
Stop touching me, what are you doing?
Show me on the PS5 where your boss touched you.
I can tell you that I don't feel any harder,
but I'm definitely bored.
- [Austin] Did you say harder? - [Jared] Did you say harder?
(everyone laughing)
- I'm getting up now.
Oh boy.
Suddenly, it's showing that I don't wanna see right now.
Ken, are you feeling this is a Tracfone?
- [Ken] Yes.
- [Austin] This is a smartphone.
- [Ken] Wow!
- [Austin] For a budget price.
This is the TCL A3.
Removal battery, that's a cutting edge feature,
not the fact of this phone feels terrible
when you don't realize when you pick it up from the back.
- I can't really see.
No, no, oops.
It belongs there.
- One thing I'll say, very happy,
that it allows me to get into the phone
without paying for service.
I mean, performance seems to be-
- [Ken] That looks like the nicest screen
I've ever seen on a $40 phone
that isn't a used iPhone.
- Hardware-wise, this is gonna sound weird,
'cause it's obviously super generic,
but it actually doesn't feel terrible.
I mean, it's just plastic.
It's a little thicker,
but it's got like a nice sort of curve.
It's not super heavy.
Like it's a completely fine feeling device.
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So Ken.
- [Ken] Oh my God, is that an Xbox Series S?
- No, it's a APOSEN Robot Vacuum Cleaner.
- [Jared] This costs $90.43.
- And it has one of the coolest features I've ever seen.
It's a gift!
They printed a gift.
No.
- [Austin] Not only do you have the vacuum,
not only do you have the dock.
Oh my God, guys.
- [Ken] Oh, does it have a remote?
Oh my God, it has a remote.
Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- [Austin] Oh, are you controlling him?
Oh, you are controlling him.
- [Ken] So, right, right, right, straight.
(Austin laughs)
Straight.
- [Austin] This is the greatest item we've ever looked at.
- Wait, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, little buddy.
Let's go, we're gonna go outside.
Why am I here?
This could be the new cameraman.
- [Austin] Wait, I'll just put the camera on top of him.
- [Ken] Yes, go, go, go, go!
- [Austin] There you go.
- [Ken] Oh my God, there you go.
- So hello, welcome to our new camera robot, APOSEN,
who's being controlled by Ken.
Come on, come on, buddy.
There you go.
- [Ken] Oh my God. - There you go.
I knew you could do it.
- [Ken] All right, can it make it up the carpet though
is the question?
- Come on, you can do it. - [Ken] Up the carpet.
- Come on, there you go.
Yeah! - [Ken] Oh!
Whoo!
- That was legitimately cool.
I mean, what more could you possibly ask for
out of a $90 robot vacuum cleaner?
Ken, what if I could tell you
that Walmart sold emulation machines
and I have them in my hands right now.
- [Ken] Oh, I don't like this.
- This is the one that caught my eye because-
- [Ken] It looks like a Switch.
- Now we've looked at some of these,
but they've usually been
from slightly less reputable resources, such as Wish.
Boy, that's plastic, that is...
- [Jared] So the Nintendo Switch looking one-
- [Austin] Yep.
- [Jared] Was $49.
- [Ken] I wouldn't, but- - [Austin] Not yet.
- [Jared] Its little brother next to it, $19.14.
- [Ken] Okay, that's probably a better deal.
- To be fair, I've seen these in stores before.
I've never seen one of these in a store.
- [Ken] This just looks like it's the Vita.
- [Austin] Except the worst possible version of it.
Do you think Nintendo's happy
about their valued partner, Walmart, selling Super Mario?
Look, look, look.
When I push on the back.
- [Ken] Oh!
- [Woman] Hi Ken!
- [Austin] Oh my God.
Are you kidding me right now? - [Jared] No way!
- [Austin] Jared, can I strike a video in real life?
- [Jared] I think you're just gonna have
to strike your employee.
- It's my song, I'm Ken.
Hi.
- [Austin] So while you've been playing
with the most PSPness thing I've ever seen in my life...
- [Ken] Excuse me, young man.
- [Austin] I have the retro tiny portable gamer thingy.
The screen is super tiny and it doesn't feel great.
This is actually terrible.
- [Ken] You know what costs less than $20
and has about 220 games as well?
(calm upbeat music)
Game Pass.
- Do you remember Sharper Image?
I'm gonna stop. - [Ken] Oh God, yeah?
What about Sharper Image?
- They have an instant camera
and it's available on walmart.com
for some bizarre reason.
- [Ken] Oh, I don't like that.
It does two things in one.
What more could you need?
- [Ken] What are the two things
other than just take my photo - Take pictures.
- [Ken] and print it?
- Those are the two things.
- [Ken] Oh, oh, (beep) off.
Really? That's the design? - This is huge.
- [Jared] Oh, it's a lot bigger than I thought.
(device whirring)
- Wait, what?
Wait, oh, nope, nope, nope. - [Ken] Nope, nope, nope.
- We're not done yet.
- [Ken] No, it takes four passes, Austin.
Oh yeah, look, it's doing the yellow pass now.
- [Jared] Oh, there we go.
- [Ken] That's a very way of doing printing, but okay.
(Austin laughs)
This is not particularly instant either.
If 911 was this instant,
no one would be alive right now.
- Hey!
Look how happy Ken looks. (camera shutters)
- [Jared] Some people say this has blurry photos.
- [Austin] Yeah.
- [Jared] If it works at all.
- [Ken] You know, but that is a style though.
That is definitely a vibe.
- [Austin] No, but the thing is film looks cool.
- [Ken] That's pretty artsy though.
Oh my God!
- Ken, do you know that the future is swag?
- [Ken] Yeah, I've always wanted one of these.
- [Austin] I once won a race on a hoverboard.
- [Ken] That was the one
with all the other tech YouTubers, right?
- [Austin] Yep, I beat Marques to the wire
and I'm very proud of that to this day.
- [Ken] Yeah, that's the only thing you beat him in.
- [Jared] This has 81 one-star reviews
and it has 3.2 stars out of 242 total,
but it looks like it's working.
- [Austin] Whoo!
- Okay, okay, whoa.
(instrumental music)
- [Jared] Whee!
Whee!
- I don't like it.
- [Austin] Ready?
- No, I'm never ready.
- [Austin] It is really unstable
once you get up to any kind of real speed.
- Don't tell me that.
- [Austin] But once you step on it, it's fine.
- No, it's not. - Look, I'll-
You can hold onto me.
I'll guide you.
- I touched you enough today.
- [Austin] Pretend that you're a swagged out 11-year-old.
- [Jared] Pretend to be an 11-year-old.
- Fortnite, Fortnite.
- [Austin] Fortnite. - [Jared] Fortnite, oh no.
- He's gonna die of old age before he makes it anywhere.
I can't believe it, but it's actually here.
The Walmart tablet after all our shenanigans
and all our canceled orders
ended up actually showing up.
A $60 tablet.
Let's see what we got.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, that's actually kind of cool.
- [Jared] That's kinda cool. - I'm like,
"This is kinda cool." - [Jared] Yeah.
- [Austin] There's this dedicated Walmart button.
What?
Oh my, your favorite apps.
(Jared laughs)
At least it has USB-C.
I'll give them that, and a headphone jack.
- [Jared] Which is legitimately pretty impressive.
- Okay, I'm gonna click the button.
Ready, set.
(instrumental music)
- [Jared] Oh my God. (both laughing)
- 29% use, 11 gigs free.
If you so much as type the word Genshin Impact
into this tablet, this storage is full.
Now it's fixed.
- [Jared] Okay.
Oh.
(Austin and Jared laugh)
- I feel like I'm just banging my head
against the wall here.