We have a bunch of new things in the Ellen Shop
that I want to show you.
And today only, I am going to try a new selling technique.
So-- threats.
[LAUGHTER]
So listen up.
All right.
Here's a soft pink hoodie.
Get it, or else.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Tell me these underwear aren't cute.
I dare you.
Tell me.
I dare you.
[LAUGHTER]
And if you don't buy these adorable socks, so help me,
I will--
[LAUGHTER]
Matt, do you like the socks?
Love them!
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
It's just mic'd back there somewhere.
All right.
You can get all this stuff online or in the Ellen Shop
if you know what's good for you.