[screaming]
My God! My brother is Kid Danger!
No, I'm not. I mean, no, he's not.
I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother?
He's probably awesome, but he's not me.
You should leave.
And you must be Henry's boss from Junk 'N Stuff.
I sure am.
You got a smart sister, Henry.
Dude!
Yeah, it's your brother. I'm his boss.
Make yourself at home. I will be right back.
I'm telling Mom and Dad you snuck out.
Fine, tell 'em.
- I will. - No, please don't tell 'em.
Come on. I'm a nice brother, and you're so sweet and cute
and you don't want to get me in trouble.
Please. Promise me?
All right, I promise.
Henry snuck out of his room last night
and didn't sneak back in until one in the morning!
[gasping]
Well, last Saturday night, while you guys were out,
Piper and her friend Marla watched French Basement .
[gasping]
Hey, Piper.
We were just back there...
Flossing. We were flossing.
I don't care about your oral hygiene.
I need to see Henry.
Oh. Why?
He set up my new phone for me, and he turned on the, you know,
the facial recognition security thing.
Oh, yeah, that's a really cool feature.
No, it's not!
Yeah, people don't like it.
Henry set it up with his stupid face
so now I can't unlock my phone without him.
Can't you just wait to use your phone til later tonight?
[grunting]
Okay, Piper, just--
Where are my headphones?!
Did you just kick open my door?
Mom said you had 'em yesterday. Where are they?!
What?
It wasn't even locked.
Will you get out of my closet?
What is this thing?
Oh, it's a Vomiting Vinnie doll.
Why would they call this--
[screaming] Gross!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Ah, did you just see that?
I can't see anything, your doll vomited in my eyes!
Mom, Henry's doll vomited in my eyes!
Henry, where's my cranberry mango fizzy punch?
- Uh, I'm gonna-- - You know what? Forget it.
I'm going to talk to your manager.
No, no, don't, don't, don't do that.
Okay, I'm gonna get you the punch.
- Will you? - Yes.
'Cause I heard that from you, like, ten minutes ago.
[mumbling]
Here you go.
Thank you, Charlotte.
We just need to create a distraction.
- Just did. - What?
Gave her a soda, shaken, not stirred.
[screaming]
Ooh.
[screaming, panting]
The cookie! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. I've got to get it out of you.
What are you doing?
[grunting]
What are you doing?
[screaming]
Get it out!
[panting]
I eat one stupid cookie and you have a wazz attack?!
I-I-I was just trying--
[screaming] Okay.
Hey, give me your phone!
Wha?
- No. - Yeah!
Oh, my God! Help! That jerk just stole my phone!
Hey! Whoa, man, just give her back-- Oh!
What the butt do you think you're doing?!
Oh, my God!
[screaming]
Here's your phone, kid.
Great. Thanks so much.
[groaning]
This... was not covered in the anamatic.
We're home. Henry, come help me, please.
Henry,come help you mother!
What? What? What?
We got everything you need for you to make your chili balls
for dinner tonight.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can not make dinner tonight.
We already bought everything, and it is your night.
Make 'em spicy this time.
Um, seriously?
Raining thunder!
You got to be kidding me.
[groaning]
Come on, let's get out of here.
But all that valuable grease.
Leave it, we'll go to dental school.
Well, can't win 'em all.
Uh, actually, you can, and we usually do.
Oh, I sold the finata.
Great. Well just give it to the guys...
You sold the finata?!
Yeah, oh, and a water bed.
W-W-Who- Who'd you sell it to?
Piper.
My sister? What?
You realize what'll happen
if those zombies get out of that finata?
Okay, okay, don't worry about it.
I'm sure Piper, just, like, took it home
and put it in her room or something.
[grunting]
[laughing]
Ooh, we're late for the party. We've got to go.
I just need my purse.
What? You're going to a party?
I thought you were gonna take Piper trick or treating.
- We were. - Now you are.
What? Wait.
Sorry, got to take out the trash.
- That's me. - No! Mom! Dad!
Please don't make me take Piper trick or treating.
We had a deal! You can't just...
I love you!
[horn honking]
You think I'm happy about it?
You just listen to me.
I'm in charge tonight, so you have to show me respect.
Sorry you had to see that, but uh--
[screaming]
Stop that! No!
This is not for you!
Yes, it is!
[arguing]
Stop!
No!
[arguing]
What are you doing?!
[arguing]
That's good.
Well, I had a pretty bad day, but this makes up for all--
Sorry, dude.
This arm is fake!
- What? - This is a fake arm.
This is a fake arm.
Why were you wearing a fake arm?
- Uh, I-I... - What are you hiding?
Hey, hey, Piper, I'm not doing- I wasn't hiding anything.
Take this off. What is wrong with you?
[gasping]
You've got a broken arm.
Oh, my God, Henry Hart is Kid Danger!
[chattering]
So much better than my plan.
[chattering]
Come on, you dumb phone, will you let me in already?!
Too many attempts. Phone overheating.
That's not good.
Temperature critical.
Contact fire department, using another phone.
[elevator dinging]
Hey, Piper, you need me to help you with your--
Oh, it's Piper's phone. Hey, Piper, your phones on the--
[screaming]
I should not have come to work today.
Piper, get in here right now.
It's a soundproof curtain, dude.
We'll see about that. Piper!
♪ My heart is just a tip jar Baby ♪
♪ So don't leave me Feeling empty ♪
[piano playing]
Piper!
Dude, stop. She's never gonna hear you.
Well, there's a bunch of people in my Man Cave, Henry,
you can't expect me to just stay in here and not yell.
Piper!
Yelling won't help.
Henry, I am gonna kill you.
Hey, you're supposed to be in the middle school hallway.
Where's my phone?!
Wh... I don't know where your phone is.
Hey, Henry, quick question.
Get outta here!
[whimpering]
Look, Piper, I don't have your phone.
Okay? So you just need to... Oh.
Must've picked it up by mistake.
I-I-I--
Nice t-shirt.
Yeah with the Thumb Buddies on it.
Oh, come on. This is just a t-shirt.
It's not like I'm their number one fan.
Oh, really? Then explain this.
"Thumber one fan"?
- Jeez, man. - Wow.
Okay, look, I... I know this was wrong.
I just wanted to meet them and have them send a taco
and take a selfie but- but it was just this one time.
I swear it didn't mean anything!
You know what? Just forget it.
Yeah, we have something to do, so.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic, am I right?
So, is, uh, is there assigned seating
or should I just grab any open desk?
Uh, we don't have desks.
Right, open workspace, very modern,
kind of a startup vibe. I like it.
Uh. [chuckles]
You don't work here.
Hey, yo, Piper, phone call for you on line two.
- What? - Take a message.
You're the boss.
She's not the boss! I'm the boss!
And when did Junk 'N Stuff get a second phone line
Oh, and also, you don't work here.
Now let's keep up the pace.
Come on, my grandma can type random numbers faster than that.
Piper, what's going on?
I'm paying these kids to help me win the contest
so I can go to Captain Man
and Kid Danger's secret headquarters.
Uh...
There's almost no chance
any of these kids are gonna guess the right num--
I got it! I guessed the number!
Yay.
Can I have my laptop back?
No. Mine now.
- Hey, everyone. - Hi, honey.
Hey, Mr. Hart.
Charlotte.
Jasper's in the bathroom.
Oh, jeez.
And Henry said, he didn't want to make dinner.
What? It's his night.
I'm gonna make dinner.
Henry.
Listen, we know why you make ridiculous excuses
and leave the house for hours at a time.
You do?
We know you have a secret.
I do?
Yes and we all know what it is.
You are a super... workaholic.
Your weird watch always starts beeping,
and then suddenly you have to run off to work.
It's not always beeping. [beeping]
That's just bad timing.
[beeping]
Give me the watch. [beeping]
You can have it back as soon as this puzzle is finished,
and then you can go to work.
Don't forget his phone.
He is always on that thing.
Here we have a clear image of Piper, and as you can see,
she's really mad about her broken phone.
So she's throwing it.
[gasping]
So what?!
I'm glad you asked. Pic three.
Here you see me standing innocently
by the ball machine, and when I zoom in...
you see Piper's phone hitting the 11 button.
Oh, my God.
Piper, did it!
Security!
But, but... it wasn't my fault!
I didn't know my phone was hitting the button!
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
I wanna talk to a lawyer!
[arguing]
Hey! [babbling]
I mean it!
I don't wanna hear any more arguing
in this junk store.
Fine. You're not the boss of me.
That is true.
But I am the boss of your brother, Henry.
And since you directly related to Henry
via the transit property expos facto
as long as you're standing in this commercial property,
[unintelligible] I am in fact, somewhat...
the boss of you.
What?
Uh, Piper, you're creating a disturbance in my workplace.
Oh, please.
I've never seen anybody work in this place.
Okay, well.
Who are you talking to in here?
Nobody.
- Mom! - Oh, jeez.
What is it, sweetie?
Henry was talking to someone in his room,
and now he says nobody's in here.
Well, I'm sure if Henry said nobody was in here, then...
[sniffing] Oh! What is that smell?
- Uh... it's Piper. - What?!
She hasn't had a bath in a week.
That's a lie!
Okay, come on, baby, we're gonna go get you a bath.
I don't need a bath!
Piper, it's just a bath.