- Hi guys, so today, I'm here
with one of my good friends, Evan.
- Hello.
- And today, we're gonna be talking about secrets
of what happens in the girls' bathroom.
- Ooh, I'm excited,
I've always wanted to be there, you know?
- Really?
- It's like a club that I can't get into.
There's a queue, so obviously there's a big reason
to get in there.
(playful music)
- There is always a queue, so what do you know
about the girls' bathroom, and what do you think
goes on in there?
- Tampon machines.
There's gotta be, like, tampon machines.
- I don't even know if they still have those any more, but--
- They had them?
- They definitely exist, like, it's like a condom machine,
but there are tampon machines as well.
- What do women even do in there?
- Okay, so I have a list of things
that I've experienced in the bathroom or--
- Oh ho!
- Nothing like that.
(laughing)
So, one of the reasons that we go in,
like, in groups and pairs, is when we go to the toilet,
I personally hate going to the toilet in silence,
so we'll get them to, like, turn the taps on,
put the hand driers on, and that sort of thing.
So that's reason number one, what do you think of that?
- I like 100% silence.
- You like silence?
- I want to be the only one there.
- Get in the peeing zone.
- Except, if someone's in there,
I don't want anyone to hear my pee,
the pee has to be invisible, so--
- Well, exactly, so having a friend there
to put the hand drier on, or put the tap on too--
- That makes you feel a lot more comfortable.
- Exactly, so that's one of the awesome things
that happens in the girls' bathroom.
- I need to tell all my guy friends about this.
- Yeah.
- We need to do this together.
- Start a revolution.
- Yeah.
- The second one is trading makeup and stuff, like--
- Like Pokemon?
- Like Pokemon cards, yeah.
- I've got a holographic eye shadow number three,
oh my god!
(laughing)
- So, trading makeup, seeing what they've got,
borrowing it, and fixing your, sort of, face,
especially if you're on a night out or something.
Next one is, which happens rarely,
if this is gonna be like too much information
because you're a guy, if you've forgotten a tampon.
That's every guy's face, just like, ew, tampon.
- That's bloody disgusting.
- And that--
(laughing)
- Sorry.
- So, if we've forgotten them, and we will ask them
very discreetly in the bathroom,
because no one wants to do it, at like, at table.
- How do you ask someone that,
"Hey..."
- I normally say, "Have you got a lady thing?"
Or, "Time of the month thing?"
- Lady thing would be like, "I'm a woman."
- Women always know the sort of how to ask
for, like, tampons.
- My Aunt Flo is visiting today.
- I'm not joking, I've said that to someone before. (laughs)
- How to ask for a tampon, I want to know this.
- The next one. (laughs)
No, you don't, wow.
Never ask for tampons, ever.
The next one is gossiping and bitching,
especially if you're like, there's someone at the pub
or wherever you are, like, that you don't like
and like, to discuss things, or if there's really hot guys
that are out and about with you,
and you're like, "Ooh, I wanna get with him."
It's just gossip, women gossip, it's like,
the girls' bathroom is the safe haven
to do this sort of thing.
- So basically, in the next YouTube party I go to,
I'm just gonna go into the women's bathroom early,
and then just hide in there the entire party
and just listen.
- Wow, that is a good idea,
don't do that, because it's creepy.
- Have you heard about Caspar Lee?
(laughing)
Such a slut.
- Next one is really obvious,
I don't know if guys do this as well,
but selfies in the mirror.
- No.
- No?
- I've never taken a bathroom selfie though.
In the bathroom?
Yo, look at my shit.
Why?
- Because there's mirrors there,
and if you look nice on a night out,
then you want to take pictures of yourself and your friends,
and the bathroom is the perfect environment to do it.
- Who needs a mirror?
There's a screen like here, that's just, hey.
- There is but, the bathroom's always been
one of those places.
It's like, ooh, let's take a selfie
while we're not in the club, and we can do it right now.
- Oh, because there's good lighting.
- And there's very good lighting, usually.
Crying, if you're upset, the one place you're gonna run to
with your friends is the bathroom.
- So your tears can get washed down.
(laughing)
That was tear-able.
- Wow, can we stop with the puns?
Tear-able?
Oh my god, you're just a walking pun.
The next one is to go and phone your boyfriend,
your mum, or whoever, because it's quiet--
- Grandma, Domino's.
- I don't phone Domino's in the bathroom.
"Can I have a pizza?"
- I'm in the top floor bathroom.
- Do you deliver.
(laughing)
- I've never made a, oh, okay,
I make phone calls in the bathroom, it's a little quieter
than a club.
- Than the club?
Okay, I don't know what that was.
(imitates club music)
- Hey, mom, sorry about the call I forgot to give you.
Yep, just at a club.
Love you.
- Aw, do you say love you to your mum
after every phone call?
- Do you not love your own mother?
- I love my mum.
I love my mum.
So there's two more on the list,
and one is holding belongings if,
girls carry a lot of stuff, they carry bags,
umbrellas, and if you want to go, for like,
a pee and stuff, you don't want to take all that stuff
in the cubicle with you, so you get your friend
to hold your stuff and then you swap.
- Oh, especially because there's like,
there's sometimes piss on the ground
and if you just put your, ohh.
- Ladies' bathrooms don't get piss on the ground.
- Oh, you guys don't have to aim.
Do you guys ever, like, stand up to pee?
- What, like hovering?
- Shoot it out.
- I think, like, if you're in a really skanky club--
- You have to do the hover, the hover sit.
- You have to do the hover sit
because you do not want to sit on other--
- You don't want any hemorrhoids, or--
- You don't, well yeah, you don't want STIs,
you don't wanna sit on other women's piss
because they're so drunk
that it does get on the seat, so yeah,
hover pissing's a thing.
But you know what's worse, if you run out of toilet roll.
For a woman, like guys, you can shake.
- I just got goosebumps.
- If you're a dude, you can just shake, right?
- Shake? Oh, for our wieners.
- For your pee.
- No, yeah, you don't wipe your dick.
- Yeah, exactly, so for girls you do
wipe your dick.
- Let me just wipe my dick.
(laughing)
Toilet paper, can I actually do that?
Put a little hat on him, even.
- Oh wow, okay, we're going too far.
But for girls, we can't shake very well, so--
- You can twerk.
- It's kind of like that, if you have no toilet roll,
you have to, unfortunately shake,
which is, like, awful.
The last one is to going to vomit,
and if you're with your friends in the bathroom,
you want them there to hold your hair back
because nothing is worse than getting sick in your hair.
Like, with me, I have long hair, so if your face is forward,
especially if you're drunk or something,
your hair's, like, there,
and then you're going to chunder it into your hair.
It's not nice.
- Chunder?
- Chunder, have you never heard that?
Is that an English thing?
- Yeah.
- He's from America, so, I teach him new words.
Ooh, arr!
That was a farmer.
- Yarr?
I'm not a pirate!
- So hopefully you guys learnt something
about what girls do in the bathroom together.
Did you learn stuff?
- A lot of things.
- A lot of things, like, mind blown.
So, we've all filmed a video over on Evan's channel
which you can see by clicking his face right now,
and yeah, don't forget to give the video a thumbs up
because that's always fun times
and I will see you in the next video, bye!
I don't know what that bye was.
(shouting)
Oh, wow.
- Can you guys use a urinal?
- No, unless you sort of sat in it.
- Thrust your body against it?
- If you like--
(banging)
Hello kitty.
- Hello kitty. (clicks fingers)
- Minna saiko arigato.
- Yeah.
Leave it alone.
Dude, don't break it.
Don't kiss it, that looks weird.