- Eat an entire raw onion.
(laughing)
(teeth crunching onion)
This is the grossest thing I've ever had.
(hallelujah music)
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hey.
- I'm Alana.
- Jesse.
- We are in love.
- [Interviewer] How did you two meet?
- I was a dumb enough to do a play one time.
- Okay, yes he was a stupid, dumb, idiot
to do a really fun play and meet the love of his life.
- No, I'm so grateful I did it because I met her,
but acting is dumb.
- [Interviewer] Are you competitive with each other?
- Yes. - Yes.
- [Interviewer] So I'm guessing you both think
you're gonna win today?
- I haven't played beer pong ever,
but Jessie is in a frat.
- I mean, I'm not in a frat.
- You still have a brand on your arm
and you still have. (laughing)
(ball clunking) Oh my (squealing)
- Oh my god.
- What is it?
- Shave your head.
- You look very saddened by that prospective.
- No, no, I want it any way it comes.
- No, no, no (laughing)
I can't do this, right?
- That's okay, that's okay.
If your answer is no just chug your little beer.
- Okay, I'll just drink, I'll drink.
- I saw fear in his eyes. (laughing)
You should for sure be chugging.
- That would be your preference?
- I think we should have a competition,
within the competition, who can chug faster.
- I don't know if you can tell,
but Alana's more competitive
than me (indistinct). (laughing)
(ball clunking) - Okay.
- I gotta get into like a college head space.
(ball clunking) - That's me.
(laughing)
- In one minute run up and down the block
holding a dozen loose raw eggs.
If any of them break, drink.
Okay.
- [Elena] That one's so close to the edge there.
Okay, good, you got it.
Three, two, one.
Don't drop 'em, don't drop 'em.
- [Jesse] Who are those people?
- [Elena] Don't drop 'em, don't drop 'em.
(indistinct) (laughing)
(cheering) (clapping)
- In my head I just rescued 12 hens.
- What a crazy four years
you must've had. (ball clunking)
(exclaiming)
Wear a wedding dress for the rest of the game,
that's perfect, I love wedding dresses.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys think
you'll get married one day?
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna marry her.
- I'm not sure, I hate to say. (laughing)
- I should like not look, right,
I should like turn around.
- [Elena] Yeah, it's bad luck.
I do.
- You look so stupid.
- What?
(exclaiming)
- She's drunk.
(ball clunking) - What, I have
to drink this now.
- Three, two, one go.
(cup clunking on table) That was 7.2 seconds, baby,
that was very good.
- Whoo, all right, everybody, we're having fun now.
(ball clunking) Oh, ho, ho, ho.
- Oh, that's a drink one,
yeah. - You have to drink.
Three, two, one.
(cup clunking on table) What the shit, four seconds.
- I do have a brand on my shoulders.
- That was cool.
Whoa. (ball clunking)
Ah, eat an entire raw onion.
(laughing)
- That's actually pretty intense, yeah.
You can do it, baby, I actually know you can do this.
(teeth crunching onion)
- [Jesse] Like an apple.
- [Interviewer] How is it?
- It's an onion, it's like very much an onion.
I'm getting an onion.
(laughing)
Whoa, this is actually so intense.
(teeth crunching onion)
- I think you can do this, Elena.
- I don't think I can.
- Elena, I think you can do it.
- I don't like this.
- Oh no.
- I mean the onions make me cry, I'm not.
(laughing)
- Oh, okay, okay, I forget that they do that.
- Can I spit them out?
(spitting)
That was disgusting, do not try it at home,
okay, I'll drink.
(ball clunking)
Oh, text every person with a J name in your phone,
we need to talk.
Um, yeah, okay.
I'm gonna text JJ, Jeremy,
Jackson's a firefighter, good man,
we need to talk.
- There's a fire in my house.
- My god-brother Jake, we need to talk.
Jason, my old driver's ed instructor.
(laughing)
That's actually the last one.
Oh my gosh, everyone is responding, really concerned.
(phone dinging) My god-brother just asked me,
who is this?
I never like getting texts like this.
You can't just text me this
(laughing) and not respond.
Okay, perfect.
(ball clunking)
Wash your hair with pancake batter.
- That makes sense.
- Okay, you are are yanking really hard.
- [Jesse] This is like the same procedure
that a colorist would provide.
- [Elena] You're right, wooden spoon and all.
- [Jesse] Except that you're just gonna smell funny after.
- [Elena] If you press my, oh my god.
- [Jesse] All right, that's it.
- [Elena] I love it.
- [Interviewer] Oh, gorgeous.
(phone dinging)
- I think I got a J text, hold on.
My god-brother said, LOL, please tell me who this is,
I'm low key freaking out.
(laughing)
I feel like I should just say, Elena, so he chills.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Not at all? - No, not till
the end of the game.
- Oh my gosh.
(ball clunking) Aah, pop quiz,
answer questions about Jesse.
For every one you get wrong
he gets to hit you with a whipped cream pie.
- Oh, I love that one.
- Okay, I'm down.
- [Jesse] What's my date of birth?
- December 28, 1991.
- [Jesse] What are my parent's names?
- Is it, Ji Ching Warren?
Whoa. - Oh, I actually shouldn't
have pied you there.
- What?
- [Jesse] That's her current last name.
- Yeah, you don't think I know your mom's maiden name?
- [Jesse] You kinda butchered the pronunciation
but it was good. - Well how's it pronounced?
- Ji Ching
- Ji Ching, I got it (indistinct).
I'm taking Chinese to talk to your mom,
this was rude.
- [Jesse] Cats or dogs?
- Dogs.
- [Jesse] How old was I when I lost my virginity?
- 16.
- [Jesse] What's my shoe size?
What is it Elena?
- 12.
- [Jesse] 12, nice, she shouldn't have gotten
any of those pies she got (laughing).
Oh, no, no.
(ball clunking) (hollering)
(laughing)
- Break up with yourself. - What?
- List your red flags, and throw a drink
in your face. - Oh my gosh.
- I'll do that.
- Be really honest about this.
- Okay, let me brainstorm.
I don't need any help, okay?
- I don't, I'm not gonna give you any help,
this is your journey, bubby.
- You have a lot of faults.
I know you're working on them,
but I can't be there for you while you work on them.
- Damn.
- You could broaden your perspective.
When it comes to caring for other people,
you tend to focus on yourself
to the detriment of the people around you.
And, oh, oh. - Oh.
- You fuckin' text back really late.
Really like if somebody is texting
you should probably just respond at some point.
(liquid splashing)
(laughing)
- Good job, (clapping).
Get back together.
- God, that felt like a transformation.
(ball clunking)
- Yes!
- Stand in a bucket of ice until your next dare.
- Frost bite, ah.
(laughing)
- Oh, it very cold.
- Yes. (laughing)
- [Interviewer] This is like she's getting married
and he has cold feet.
(laughing)
- Oh my god. - Oh my god.
- We're like acting out what would actually happen.
It's affecting my like cognition.
- No.
That's all right, next time, oh no.
- Elena.
- I messed up, I messed up.
He's getting irritable in his cold little bucket.
- That's 0% what's happening. - Here we go.
(ball clunking) - Oh, money, money,
money, money, money. - Does this mean
I get to step out of the ice?
- That means you get to step out of there, bubby.
- [Jesse] Oh.
- [Elena] Good job, your little red feet.
- Attach giant googly eyes to your bare butt.
- Aaahhh.
- Turn around and play with your butt out
until you sink a cup.
- [Elena] Look at the hair!
- [Jesse] Stop!
- [Elena] Here's the next one.
Oh my gosh, this is cute actually.
Show the world your butt.
(laughing)
(ball clunking)
- Aaahhh!
(ball clunking)
(clapping)
Good job, Jesse.
You got a fricking pin. - Yes.
- It's like Christmas morning, dang it.
Are there second place pins?
(laughing)
- [Interviewer] Would you recommend
that other people play it?
- Yeah, I'd recommend it to sociopath's,
ex-girlfriend's.
- Family. - That was awesome.