[chattering]
Alright welcome back to YouTube Detention.
Uh, real quick-
Hey, HEY!
Everyone's been demonetized!
*everyone's concerned*
Yeah, I knew that'll get your attention.
Quick roll call, Brianna Boho.
I have two competing yeast infections right now, but honestly, nobody's winning.
Log Pollen.
*dab*
Uh..CSI?
Oh, what's good my man?
Didn't you have a British accent?
Yeah, but everybody hated it in the comments, so we decided to drop it.
Probably for the best.
Young Isis?
I'm dressed like this cuz I had to go to court, cuz last summer I had sex with an underage dolphin.
Now I'm on probation.
You had sex?
Wow. Some people have all the luck.
Principal Luke, don't you have, like, your own office to be weird in?
Listen, it's my school, I'll pop in when I want.
*slap*
Mean baby girl?
I'm nine years old, bitch.
Ugh, such an old reference.
You an old reference.
Oo hoo hoo hOO, sick burn sweetie!
Okay, okay, next, tell him he's a weak loser who isn't living his dreams bitch!
You weak loser-
I'm- I'm- I'm sorry, I'm sorry... who are you?
Uh hi, yes. I'm Debrah Bregolia,
I'm Madison's manager, lawyer, cameraman, editor, check depositor, best friend in the whole world, and also mother.
W-who's Madison?
Oh! Mean baby girl!
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter.
She is only 9 years old bitch,
And the youngest flexer in the world!
Okay, I think we need to talk about why your daughter is here.
Oh, and you know I'd love to, uh,
But right now we need to make another "Fortnight Dance Challenge" video before some other young girl being forced to make videos by her money-grubbing parents becomes more relevant.
Okay, okay, no.
I will not let you make one of these terrible people even more terrible.
Hey y'all! This is gonna be my 50th Fortnite Dance Challenge video,
Which is also my 100th slime video.
And, my music video debut, bitch.
I'm only 9 years old bitch, 9 years old.
9 years old bitch, 9 years old.
Whoohoo okay, and now time for the ASMR!
*whispering* I'm only 9 years old bitch, 9 years old.
*still whispering* 9 years old bitch, 9 years-
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
STOP DOING THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE TRENDS.
GOD.
Oo hoo hoo hOO, you've done it now.
Sweetie, check his twitter history.
It's clap back time.
OOOHOOOHOO - Oh my God, Yes!
Oh, no no no no y-you don't have to do that.
We don't have to look at my Twitter and into my history and things that I said in the past...
Ha, BITCH. On December 14th, 2009, you tweeted:
"I'm afraid of the dark."
Yo man, that's racist.
Dude, your entire life is cultural appropriation.
That's business though.
Oh, oh boy, found another!
Okay in 2012, you tweeted:
"Does anyone know how to get brown stains out of white pants?"
*people gasp*
Bruh, everyone knows that's a metaphor for removing black people from white communities.
You're doing the accent again?
Yeah, like, I thought I would try it again but, never mind it's really bad.
Oh my God, I found the worst tweet.
Oh, so worse than when you said the n-word multiple times in videos.
Yeah!
You said in April, that the movie "Black Panther" was just "okay".
*everyone gasps*
Ohh man! Take that back, you racist son-of-a-bitch!
Wakanda forever.
Stay black, y'all.
Thank you, Principal Luke.
Look man, you just need to do an apology video right now,
Or the Internet's gonna be mad at you for like, three days.
*sigh* Okay, fine, fine.
Hey guys, I'm-
No no no, first, you need to be in a really unflattering angle so that we know you're being "real".
Okay...
*sigh*
Hey guys, I'm sorry I said-
Oh! And also add like, a really big sigh before each one of your words so it's like, super hard to get the word out.
*big sigh*
[sad music]
I'm...
*sigh*
Then make your voice really whiny, like you're almost about to cry, but you're not a good enough actor to actually do it.
Does that make sense?
*Kim Kardasian voice* I'm...
*sigh*
Sorry.
More.
I'm...
MORE.
I'M...
MORE.
*whining* I'MMM-
OOH, that's good.
Yeah, and also make sure to mention the fact that you were much younger when you said those things.
Okay, can I- can I just go?
Of course.
Go ahead.
I've literally been waiting for like, twenty five thousand minutes.
Okay.
*sigh*
*sad music plays again*
*Kim K voice again* I'm...
*sad sigh*
Sorry...
...I said those things.
*sniffs*
I was just, a young, naive, 29 year old man.
*cries*
I can't be excused for my actions.
*sniffs*
Can I hope?
I hope you forgive me...
Okay, was that good?
Whatever, bitch.
We were never that offended in the first place.
Yeah, we don't really feel anything until our fans tell us to.
*clap*
Great. Let's move on with YouTube detention.
Okay, first lesson-
Momma, momma.
I don't feel so good.
Oh, hm. Looks like your account is being deleted because your content is "too edgy".
Psh, this is YouTube. It's the birthplace of edgy content.
Not anymore, I guess.
Help me...
All right, well, time to pop out another one.
Could I help with that?
No thank you...
Yo, did someone die? Cuz I can film it.
I'm- I'm an expert at filming dead bodies.
Also, I'm an expert at splits and flips, and my head looks like a mushroom cloud because I'm a blast.
[audience laughter]
[fake audience cheering]
CSI (Keith): Hey bros, thanks so much-
Okay, I really can't do this accent anymore.
Keith: Thank you guys so much for watching this video,
Click the box on the left to watch the "KSI vs. Logan Paul" parody,
Brianna Boho (Courtney): And then click that box on the right to watch a documentary on how to become YouTube famous-
It's my doc, it's amazing.
CSI (Keith): One more time with the accent, here-
Brianna Boho (Courtney): Please God, no... Keith: Oh, okay. I got you.
Keith: Alright, alright.