>> James: THANKS FOR BEING HERE AM NOW WE TALKED IT
EARLIER, WE TALKED ABOUT THE FRENCH ELECTION, I WOULD LIKE TO
SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME TALKING ABOUT FRANCE'S NEW PRESIDENTS,
EMMANUEL MACRON.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN HIM.
BUT I MEAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE IS, HE IS A GOOD
LOOKING GUY.
LOOK AT THIS GUY.
I MEAN THAT IS A PRESIDENT.
ISN'T IT?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM, REG, EMMANUEL MACRON.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL HIM, MY CHAMPS ELYES-BAE.
LOOK AT THAT FACE, BONJOUR, WITH THE EMPHASIS ON BONE.
HE LED AN INCREDIBLE CAMPAIGN BUT I HAVE ONLY ONE QUESTION
ABOUT HIS POLITICAL AGENDA AND THAT QUESTION IS.
VOWLEASY VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI, CE SOIR?
LOOK AT HIM, HOW ARE YOU CONTROLLING YOURSELF, HAVE I AN
EIFFEL TOWER IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.
NOW ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MACRON IS HIS WIFE,
BRIGIT, WE HAVE A PICTURE OF THEM HERE TOGETHER.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, THIS COUPLE, THEY MET AT SCHOOL.
MACRON WAS 15 YEARS OLD AND SHE WAS 40 AND HIS DRAMA TEESMER.
-- TEACHER.
DRAMA INDEED.
BASICALLY HE WAS HOT FOR HIS TEACHER AND NOW I AM HOT FOR THE
PRESIDENT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY.
I WOULD LET HIM STORM MY BASTILLE ANY DAY.
I WOULD INVITE HIM TO JOIN MY EU, THE EROTIC UNION.
I MEAN PARDON MY FRENCH BUT JE JESUIS SUPERHORNEE.
AND PEOPLE SAY WE DON'T DO POLITICS ON THE SHOW.
THEY SAY-- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US, REG, THEY SAY WE DON'T
DO ENOUGH POLITICS ON THIS SHOW.
AND I WOULD SAY THAT PROVES IT SHALL-- .
>> Reggie: THAT SINGLE HANDEDLY CHANGES IT.
>> James: IT PROVES THAT THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WE CONGRATULATE YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
VIVE LA FRANCE.