- (React) ♪ Nick, Nick, Nick, N-Nick, Nick, Nick ♪
- (gasps) - (Reactors) ♪ Nickelodeon! ♪
- Nickelodeon was like-- - You're going down.
- Was my [censored]-- uh-oh.
- (React) Are you ready? - I'm ready.
- As ready as I'll ever be. Let's do this. (chuckles)
- (girl) Spaghetti ta-- (buzzer rings)
- Oh, dang, bruh! - iCarly.
(ding) - (voice) Spaghetti ta--
- Oh. - Oh, see, and I said
you were going down. And now I'm like,
"What the heck was that?" - (girl) Spaghetti ta--
(buzzer rings) - iCarly.
(ding) Hoo-ra!
- (React) Want to hear a little more? - Yes, please.
- Yeah. - (girl) Spaghetti tacos!
(buzzer rings) - iCarly.
- (squeals) - I had not one,
but two iCarly birthday parties growing up.
- (Sam) Whose real name is Leticia McPeanuts!
- (laughs) Why did I never catch that the first time?
- I wasn't the biggest iCarly fan.
- Booo. - I know.
- (Izzy and Sierra) Booooo! - I know. I know.
- (voice) Mom! - Wait.
- (voice) Mom! - What?
(buzzer rings) - Rugrats?
(buzzer) - (voice) Mom!
- "Mom." - (imitates voice) Mom!
- It's a cartoon. - It sounds animated.
- (voice) Mom!
- (mom) What? What? What's all the yelling?!
- Oh my gosh. What is it called?
- (mom) What? What?
What's all the yelling?! - (gasps)
Is it Rocko's Modern Life? (buzzer)
- (mom) What's all the yelling?! (buzzer rings)
- SpongeBob. (ding)
- Oooh. - Sponge B-Banos!
- Good one. Good one. - Spongia Babina!
- (mom) What? What's all the yelling?! - Oh my god. That's SpongeBob.
(chuckles) - WHAT?!
That doesn't even sound like SpongeBob! - That was the episode from when--
I think she's already screaming about the chocolate.
(buzzer rings) - Is it SpongeBob?
(ding) - OH MY GOSH!
- Yes! - Is this the lady
who's in a wheelchair, and she's like a little
shrimp version of herself? (buzzer rings)
- Is it SpongeBob SquarePants? - [Censored]! Okay,
I wasn't sure if it was SpongeBob. - Yeah! You gave
it away to me when you said that! - I was thinking SpongeBob.
- (as mother) What are they selling? Chocolates!
- (mom) What's all the yelling? - (as old lady) Get your
chocolates here.
- (as mom) Chocolate! - Just imagine a spine
just rolling up to you. - (old lady) Chocolate.
- (mom) What?! - (both laugh)
- (as mom) Chocolate!
- (male) Excuse me, sir. - Oh.
Wait. Aiee! - Wait, that's very familiar. But...
- (male) Excuse me, sir. - Ah, ah.
- "Excuse me, sir"? - Ah.
I think I need a little bit more.
- (male) Excuse me, sir. Could I have my frisbee back?
Ah! - (voice 2 retching)
(squishing)
(buzzer rings) - Is it Rocko's Modern Life?
(ding) - Ahhh!
- Ooh. - (voice) Excuse me, sir.
- That's Rocko! (ding)
- Oh my god. I wasn't even ready. - Yeah!
That was Rocko's Modern Life! - Okay.
- I don't know if it's Nickelodeon, but I think Scooby Doo.
(buzzer) - Oh.
(buzzer rings) I'm gonna take a wild guess and say,
is that Rocko's Modern Life? (ding)
(buzzer rings) - Is that Rocko's Modern Life?
- WHAT?! (groans) - Oh my god. Yes!
- (React) Here it is. - Oh my gosh!
- Thinking back, I'm like, "Okay. File. Nickelodeon."
- (both laugh) - (as Rocko) Can I have my frisbee?
- Yeah, so-- - This was my favorite show.
- (React) Ar nar, what happened?! - Ar nar! I don't know that show.
- (boy scoffs) I will not mee-- - I think I know.
- (boy scoffs) I will not mee-- - (imitates scoff) I don't-- (laughs)
- I don't know. - (boy scoffs) I will not mee--
- Same. (laughs) Me too.
- (boy scoffs) I will not mee-- - What the hell?!
- One more time. - (React) I'm gonna give you
a little more. Here you go. - (boy scoffs) I will not meet Oprah
with pits stains. (buzzer rings)
- Drake and Josh! - Is it Drake and Josh?
- Oh my gosh! - (boy scoffs) I will not meet Oprah
with pit stains. (buzzer rings)
- Drake and Josh. Jesus Christ. (ding)
- Oh! - Drake and Josh!
- (laughs) - Hell yeah! I got one!
- Oh my god. (laughs) (in slow-mo) Oh!
- Dude, Drake Bell went to my high school.
- (gasps) - (React) Oh my Josh.
That's embar-- - Oh my Josh. It's crazy!
- I love how often they shoot in this parking lot.
- Everybody knows when Josh ran over Oprah.
- Oh my god! - Did they just drag her
off the side too? - Yeah.
- (girl) Give me that bottle. - (boy) No!
- Rugrats. (buzzer rings)
(ding) Wooo!
- (girl) Give me that bottle! - (boy) No!
- That's Rugrats! (ding)
Yeah! - (girl) Give me that bottle!
- (boy) No! (buzzer rings)
- Rugrats. (ding)
- (girl) Give me that bottle! - (boy) No!
- Oh. (laughs) Okay.
(buzzer rings) That's Rugrats.
- Yeah, it's the bottle. And the "Yeah"!
- (laughs) - I remember this episode.
(bottle squirting) - Oh. (chuckles)
YEAH! - (boy) I wish I was--
- I wish? I wish-- (gasps) Timmy Turner!
Green moose, guava juice!
- (boy) I wish I was-- (buzzer rings)
- Oh! - Fairly OddParents?
- (React, "English" accent") Would you like a little more?
- (in "English" accent) Yes, please. - Please.
- (boy) I wish I was older! (chimes tinkle)
Couldn't you guys magically clean these?
(buzzer rings) - (boy) No.
- Oh my god. That's The Fairly OddParents.
- I think Jimmy Neutron. (buzzer)
- (React) No, but good guess. - No-- okay.
(buzzer rings) - Fairly OddParents.
- OH! - Oh my god.
- Is this one where he turned into the older version of himself,
and then he has the little-- yeah. He got the chest hair. Yeah.
Oh my god. Ah! - Whoa! Ha!
- (Wanda) Adults have to do everything all by themselves!
- Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what happens when you wish
you get older. You just end up washing dishes.
- Yeah. And then, losing all the hair on your head.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - This is a wig, actually.
- So is mine, so... - Yeah.
- (voice) Welcome to G-- (buzzer rings)
- Oh, no. I'm gonna go with Kenan and Kel.
(buzzer) NO!
It's-- (groans) Yup, go ahead.
- Isn't it Good Burger? (buzzer)
No? (buzzer rings)
- All That. - [Censored].
- (boy) Welcome to G-- (buzzer rings)
- That's Good Burger, but Kenan and Kel,
All That, you know. (ding)
All that, in between. - (boy) Welcome to G--
(buzzer rings) (as Kel) Good Burger,
home of the Good Burger! May I take your order? All That.
(ding) (buzzer rings)
- All That? (ding)
- Yeah. (laughs) - I have an All That shirt.
I should've worn it today. - (Kel) Welcome to Good Burger.
- Home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?
- (Kel) Can I take your order? - (girl) Yeah!
- The real question is-- - Amanda Bynes.
- Oh! And Amanda Bynes. - Oh my god!
That's Amanda Bynes! - Sweet Amanda Bynes. Yeah.
- She's so wittle! - (boy) Heads up, you g--
- I have no idea, actually. - (boy) Heads up, you g--
- (React) Could use a little more? - I like how you
just looked at me. (laughs) You're like, "Uh, you should know it."
- (boy) Heads up, you g-- - Um...
Was that Rocket Power? (ding)
- (boy) Heads up, you g-- - Oh! Rocket Power.
- (boy) Heads up, you guys! I'm good to go!
- (kids gasping) (buzzer rings)
- (girl) Rocket-- - (chuckles) That's Rocket Power.
(buzzer rings)
- Chicken Little? (buzzer)
Nope. - (all laugh)
- I can't! I can't! I can't with this.
- (React) Do you know it? - I don't know if I know it.
- Oh, look at the animation! This-- ah, the intro.
The outro used to-- ah!
- Oh, snap! - Ohhh!
- (React) Rocket Power.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I would not have guessed that.
- She was my fave. That bitch right there.
- (Otto) Yeahhh! - Yeahh! Relatable content.
- (React) Did you watch that show? - Oh, I loved that show.
I just didn't-- - But did you?
- I'm slow today! I'm slow! I'm slow with my hands.
- Pick it up. - (boy) H is for the...
- H is for help me. - (boy) H is for the...
- I don't know. Why do all children sound the same?
- (boy) H is for the... (buzzer rings)
- Hey Arnold. (ding)
- (React) Did you watch that one? - Yer.
- Not enough, though. - (boy) H is for the...
- Sorry. - Go for it. Go for it.
- Hey Arnold. - Son of a bitch.
- (voice) H is for the head I like to punt.
E is for every time I see the little runt.
- (gasps) Okay. - (chuckles)
(buzzer rings) It's Hey Arnold.
- (both laugh) (buzzer rings)
- Is that Hey Arnold? (ding)
Jayka, thank you for showing up, sweetie. (laughs)
- (Arnold) H is for the head I like...
- Oh! I've SEEN these characters before.
- I literally watched this the other day.
- Love it. - She's so mean to him,
but low-key, I ship it. - Oh, Pataki.
- (Helga) ...Football Head. - This was your jam.
- Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. He's in it.
- Yeah, she bullied him.
- She was in love with him, though. - She bullied his ass.
- Yeah. - I had that experience when I was
in fourth grade. - (React) You bullied him?
- Completely bullied him. We would call each other our,
like, cous-- I don't know. It was so-- it was so--
I was like-- 'cause I wanted to be best friends with him.
- You know what? I kind of get what
you're saying, though, because I feel like
when you're little, it's like, "We're, like, so close."
- "Yeah, we're like brother and sister."
- Here's the next clip. - We're so close.
- (boy) Congratulations, Uncle. - (snickers)
- I literally just looked at-- - Am I uncle? (laughs)
- Uncle. (laughs) - (boy) Congratulations, Uncle.
(buzzer rings) - Avatar: The Last Airbender!
That is my boy, Prince Zuko! (ding)
- (boy) Congratulations, Uncle. - Oh.
- Oh! - Avatar: The Last Airbender.
- (React) I'll give you a little more.
- (boy) Congratulations, Uncle. - (man) I'm very thankful.
- (boy) You deserve it. The Jasmine Dragon will be
the best tea shop in the city.
- What? - Dragon show?
- Jasmine tea shop? Is that it said?
(buzzer rings) - Is that...
Is that-- what is that? Jake and something? What?
(buzzer) - I kind of have an idea.
- Okay. - (laughs)
- Tell me what it is. - Should I do it?
- Yeah, you should do it. - It's gonna be so off.
- I dunno. (buzzer rings)
- Avatar?
(ding) - (gasps)
- Really?! The Last Airbender?
WOOOOOO! - (both clap)
(crickets chirp) - Congratulations, Uncle?
- A tea shop? - Right. Is--
- And it's like the uncle? - (React) Here's the answer.
- (Zuko) Congratulations, Uncle. - (gasps) Yeah, no.
That's The Last Airbender, right? Yeah, no, I didn't watch her.
- God, Uncle Iroh's so good. - Ah, rest in peace, Iroh.
- (Iroh) I'm thankful because you decided to share
this special day with me. - ♪ Leaves from the vine ♪
♪ Falling so slow ♪ ♪ Like tiny beh-beh-beh ♪
(laughs) What are the lyrics? - "Like tiny beh-beh."
- (both laugh)
- WOOOO! - (React) You are the winner.
- I got swept. BUT if we do a part two,
I will return the sweeping. - There you go.
- (laughs) - You know, I'm just happy
that I got my boy "Hey Arnold." - I'm gonna get flamed
in the comments. It's not my fault I'm young, you guys.
- I'm getting fired. I'm overthinking it. (squeals)
- (React) You tied with Jayka.
- Okay, cool! - Woo!
- I was not allowed to watch SpongeBob growing up.
I don't know why. You can ask my mom why she just
didn't allow me to watch SpongeBob. - (React) And to say that,
I say, "Leedle, leedle, leedle." - (both laugh)
- (React) But you knew that one. Or you don't. Or you just laughed.
- Uh, yeah, I - It just-- it-- wooo! (laughs)
- Birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! ♪ (hums) ♪
- (React) Right. Uh... - Rubber goose?
Rubber-- rubber-- (mumbles) - What? Yeah.
I don't think you had-- - I think we just had--
we had a collective stroke. - I think she just went...