- What a minute.
Bill Murray!
- Chris Rock!
Chris!
- Bill, what are you doing here
in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?
- Don't leave, don't leave!
- I'm not.
- Don't leave, stay Chris, stay!
- Go around.
You can't go that way.
Counter-clockwise.
Counter-clockwise!
- Counter-clockwise. (laughs) - The other way!
- Counter-clockwise! - The other way, okay?
- You are such-- - Bill Murray!
- A pro. - The man, the legend.
- Counter-clockwise, Chris! (laughs)
- What's up, man?
- How did you get Uptown?
- Subway.
- Subway, they shut down
the subway. - They are, they are.
I had to walk on the rails, man.
- Sit down with me,
buddy. - I'm sitting down, man.
- Let's get you out of--
- So, what's going on, Bill?
What's all this stuff?
- Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show.
- Okay. - Live Christmas special.
- Are you in it?
- It just started, yeah, I'm the only one.
- Oh, man.
So you doing a live special
in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year?
That is so you, Bill.
That is so you.
- But now you're here. - Yeah!
- And it's us. - No!
- Yeah!
- No! - Oh, yeah!
Dust off the pipes a little bit.
Sing a couple songs. - I don't sing, Bill.
- Oh, you sing, you're a rapper.
You could rap. - I don't rap.
Do you know me?
- Some.
You can do it, Chris, you gotta help me.
You can be the guy that saved Christmas.
- I don't wanna, I mean, I can save your Christmas,
but what about mine?
I gotta get out of here, Bill.
I got stuff to do, I gotta get home,
I gotta build stuff.
I gotta build a Malibu Barbie beach house.
- You can't leave, Chris, you're trapped here.
- Bill! - There's no way
you're gonna get out of here. - Bill!
- Now look, all you gotta do is come in,
sing a couple of songs, dance a little bit.
You know, we'll put you in some cool clothes,
and I swear, on my life, I will get you on the first
snowmobile out of here-- - Bill!
- In the morning. - I barely know you.
Okay, I just met you. - This is our chance.
- Come on, where's your boys? - Let's hang, we gotta hang.
- Where's George Clooney?
Matt Damon?
John Goodman?
Your boys.
Why am I here?
Maybe you should postpone this.
Do it a little later.
- Is there any way?
- No.
I gotta go Bill.
There's no fucking way I am doing a live television special.
No way.
- I think I'm hearing you.
Look who's here, everybody!
(festive piano music)
♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪
♪ Do you see what I see ♪ ♪ Do you see what I see ♪
♪ Way up in the sky a little lamb ♪
♪ Do you see what I see ♪ ♪ Do you see what I see ♪
♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪
♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
♪ Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy ♪
♪ Shepherd boy ♪
♪ Do you hear what I hear ♪ ♪ Do you hear what I hear ♪
♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪
♪ Shepherd boy ♪
♪ Do you hear what I hear ♪ ♪ Do you hear what I hear ♪
♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪
♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
♪ Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king ♪
♪ Mighty king ♪
♪ Do you know what I know ♪ ♪ Do you know what I know ♪
♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪
♪ Mighty king ♪
♪ Do you know what I know ♪ ♪ Do you know what I know ♪
♪ A child, a child, shivers in the cold ♪
♪ Let us bring him silver and gold ♪
- Together.
♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪
♪ Listen to what I say, listen to what I say ♪
♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere ♪
♪ Everywhere ♪
♪ Listen to what I say ♪ (electricity short circuiting)
♪ Listen to what I say ♪
(things banging and thudding) - Hold it, wait a second.
- [Bill] Is that us?
- I don't know. - Chris?
- Who cut the power? - Are we still on?
- Go to tape. - Chris?
♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
(upbeat rhythmic music)