- [YouTuber] Yeah, oh, it uses my-
- No way, he just got-
- [YouTuber] Creepers in Minecraft.
- [YouTuber] Okay, this is not gonna be an easy challenge.
(YouTubers screaming)
(mellow music)
- So I've never played this game before.
I'm lying, I'm lying.
Why am I lying to you?
Why am I being a liar?
I don't know what's happening, I'm sorry.
Our connection has just been really lost over the past years
and I just don't understand why my trust is just gone.
I just feel like I can't tell you the truth anymore.
I just don't know.
Anyway, I've never played this game before,
except for one time for like 20 minutes
my sophomore year of high school.
That was when the game was like, just popping off.
People were like, just talking about it being like,
oh Minecraft, oh yeah, have you played Minecraft?
Girl, no, I've been about that Sims life.
Yes, I played this for like 20 minutes
and had no idea what to do.
And why am I back playing it, you ask?
Views.
So here we are, creepy ass music just blaring in my ears.
Block figures staring at me in this photo.
Why do they look like that? Oh my God.
It seems that I have overlooked one niche
that seems to have completely taken over the YouTube space
for the past few years.
While I've been sitting over here being called slurs
and laughing at them on video,
there's an entire group of people
that have just been building blocks on a game
about blocks and making absolute millions doing it.
So I am here to dip my toes into that
and get probably a couple of hundred people to say,
oh, do it again and then I'll reply, I don't know.
We're trying Minecraft
and have no idea what to do in it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Wee, join the Marketplace Five Year Celebration.
Sale, wow.
You want me to spend money? (laughs)
No, thank you.
Oh, look and that's me.
Look at me.
A ginger woman.
I mean, yes, 110% actually.
I may look like this on the outside
but on the inside, I do feel like I'm secretly Peter Pan.
That's the truth.
Mutant Survival, Minions.
Girl, should I dress myself?
Let me dress myself real quick.
Create a custom character in Minecraft piece by piece.
Personalize your character's body, eyes, mouth,
hairstyles, clothing and more, thank you.
Black man.
That's all I wanna do, that's it, that's everything.
I mean, he already looks like me though.
Like, I don't need to do anything extra.
Like, they already knew who the fuck was playing.
Like, they know me, girl, they know MacDoesIt.
Servers, what?
You could play online with other people?
Girl, I am so,
I do it, girl, I need to learn.
What? What is all this?
Are you trying to make me spend money? No.
Survival, sure.
Let's do normal,
let's play the game the way it's supposed to.
You know, we ain't no pussy.
World preferences, starting map, bonus chests.
What? What?
What is this?
There is so much, I just wanna play the game.
No wonder there's an entire community of YouTubers.
This is like, so much.
I could probably make five videos just ticking this off.
Let's just go for it.
Give me what you have, give me the default.
Come as you are.
Is this it? Are we here?
Okay, wig, wow, wow, wow.
There's a hole, let's go.
It's probably a mine.
And it's not, it's not, it's a hole.
It's just a random hole.
Okay, wig, wig, wig.
Can I make this my house?
You guys can make houses in this, right?
Bitch, this is my home, this is where I live.
Now we can put things here, that's what I remember.
You can like, break blocks and then you use the blocks
to build other blocks.
There we go, okay.
Okay, she building,
holding a block of whatever the fuck,
sand, I don't know, girl.
It could be white dirt, we don't know.
Okay now we got three, we got three white dirt.
Give me this cactus, girl.
We got a cac...
Oh, ow, ow.
Bitch, fuck you.
And there's water, let's go.
Get some kelp, get some kelp, get some kelp.
No, no.
What the fuck?
What the?
Ooh.
Oh, oh, I'm drowning.
Oh no, I'm sorry.
I got distracted by a fucking squid,
whatever the fuck that was.
And now there's some bamboo.
What do I do next?
Oh, look, my meat sticks are dying.
Don't know what that means.
We're gonna learn a lot in this video,
we're gonna learn a lot.
First of all, I just wanna like experience what's down here.
What is this world?
There's so much going on.
Who the fuck is that?
What are you? Who are y'all?
Oh my God.
Ah! Oh, there's so many!
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay, so we're gonna start on over.
We're gonna grab some sand.
So we're not going in the water.
We're not adventuring into the water.
We're going to go over here.
Ooh, there's another hole, I see another hole.
Y'all, we found it.
We found the mine of Minecraft. (laughs)
- Hi. (Mac laughs)
Oh, what?
Bitch, the fuck? The fuck?
Wait, what?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, what are you?
Wait, I can't get up.
Wait, stop it 'cause I can't get up.
Stop doing this, stop hurting me.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Oh my God, is that a spider?
(spring boings)
Round three, round three.
We got it, we understand.
MacDoesIt was shot by a Skeleton.
Not the first time.
Not the first time I was shot by a bone,
you know what I mean? (laughs)
Can I kill a bunny?
Can I kill a bunny for meat?
Give me your meat, give me your meat, give me your meat.
That's what I said last night, give me your meat.
I want your meat.
Don't run away, it's time to feed me.
Feed me your meat.
Okay, I'm gonna stop.
Look at her, look at her being like, look at you bitch.
Oh, oh, okay nevermind.
Okay, wait, so how do I build?
Found another entrance into the mine.
Oh, oh, oh, Minecraft.
This is far, this is a drop.
I'm losing health, let's go, let's go.
I can't see shit, it's dark.
It's dark and I can't see shit.
Where do I go?
Oh no, not again.
Get away from me, get away.
Get away from me, go away, go away!
Okay, wig.
It's getting dark, should I run?
Isn't that dangerous? Isn't the dark dangerous?
Can I hide?
I'm gonna grab sand, need my sand.
Where do I go? Where do I hide?
How do you do anything?
Someone, help me, I'm scared.
Okay, we'll chill here, I think we're good.
We can chill here until morning
'cause I know the freaks come out at night, girl
and I do not wanna be one of them.
Okay, we'll just relax.
Okay, we're good.
Girl, I heard that, oh shit.
Do you notice me?
No.
Stop it, stop it!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bitch, got me fucked up.
He's Minecrafting now.
When I thought about playing this game,
I came to the conclusion that
I was gonna get like a tutorial when I started.
Oh, you have to collect seven turtles
to enter the realm of Coolah.
But no, they just throw you right in.
I'm just gonna go for it, make our way out.
Oh my God, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
I don't need to go out, I don't need to go out.
I'm good here, I'm great here.
I'm great, I'm, oh.
(Zombie growling)
Shut the fuck up.
MacDoesIt was slain by a Zombie, but it's okay,
I'm still a bad bitch, I'm still a bad bitch.
Who are you? What are you?
What are you?
Why are you coming towards me?
You can go, you can leave.
You can leave me alone.
That's what you can do for free.
When they said survival, girl, they meant survival.
Oh, now there's Zombies over there.
Girl, what the fuck?
Why do I like it so much?
Ah shit.
Oh, I take it back.
Oh no, oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh, not you, not you too.
No, they're everywhere, girl.
Girl, they're everywhere, girl.
What the hell is this?
Fuck that, we're in the water.
Survival my ass, I'm going over there.
What was that noise? Don't give a shit.
I'm just gonna chill here.
Who's that? Are you a human?
Hi, hey, hey girl.
You're drowning girl, y'all drowning.
Are they going into the ocean now?
Are they coming...
Okay, we're gonna move on, we're moving on.
We're moving on, we're moving on, we're moving on.
They're doing crazy shit now.
What's this?
I found it, it's mine.
I found it, so I now own it.
That's how this works, right?
Ooh, nope, hell no.
What was that noise?
Nope, I'm leaving.
What did I activate? What was that?
We'll take this, we'll take the rock.
Boom, no, why can I not pick up anything?
Just sand.
Girl, how do you do this game?
Four sands become a sandstone, sure.
Two sandstone, we can make a sandstone house.
That's my goal, I just wanna make a house
and I just wanna be cute, okay.
Make a house and be cute, that's the American dream.
I haven't had this much sand on me since...
Nevermind.
Okay, boom.
We need more sand, we need more sand.
I'm into it, this is pretty zen.
Pretty fun, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Okay, this is pretty zen, this is pretty cool.
Wig.
Now we got a fortress.
Is this all this is, mining and crafting?
You see, I said that as if I didn't know,
but the title of the game is Minecraft.
Oh, the sun's going down,
so that means I need to go into the middle of the water.
You're not ready, it is not ready, girl
and it's shit, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
It's coming to me.
I don't even know! (screams)
Nowhere is safe, what do you mean?
Oh my God, there's another one!
Oh my God, leave me alone.
I just wanna live.
They're all staring at me, they're all hungry and shit.
Aint nobody coming, I see y'all,
y'all hungry, y'all want this but y'all can't have it.
It's not for sale, not for desire.
What? What?
Oh, I'm hungry, oh no.
Oh girl, I don't know how to eat.
Girl, you about to die, I don't know what to do.
Kill me, kill me, kill me.
Can I kill you for food?
Okay, no, I can't, it was too late.
Now, I gotta find more materials to build the house again.
Now I gotta find where the house is.
Y'all, this game is too much work for me right now. (laughs)
Hello? Hi.
Oh my God, you're beautiful.
Can I kill you?
Oh shit, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
(creature gurgling)
Me, me on the dick.
I mean, no, wait.
Is there a way for me to start off with materials?
Was that what was in the menu, girl?
Was I supposed to look? I'm sorry.
What does starting map mean?
We're gonna click that.
Bonus chest too, whatever the fuck that is.
What is this? Where am I?
Ooh.
Chest.
This is what I meant.
So you're telling me I went through all of that pain
just because I didn't tick a fucking box, girl.
Fuck you.
See, this is pretty.
Hey girl, hey girl, don't run away.
Thank you.
A cow?
Oh my God, death to you too.
Yes, oh the meat.
Now I need to build a house, right?
Wig, oh hey, I'll kill you too.
I love chicken.
Don't run away, gimme your meat.
See, now I feel safe, I feel heard.
Hello? Hi, gimme your meat, gimme your meat.
Let's build this house.
(gasps) A fucking horse.
Give me your meat! Give me your meat!
Thank you.
Oh shit, the sun's going down, the sun's going down.
We're going to hide in this building.
I'm scared, I'm running out of wood.
Sun, don't go down, don't go down sun.
Not my sun, I ran out.
How did you get in here?
Okay, we're safe, I saved you.
Welcome, I'm glad you came.
Look at me, hello.
So now that you're here, I wanna lay down the ground rules,
since you decided to just drop on in.
I want your meat, actually I'm tired of you, I'm done.
Nobody come in, nobody here yet.
Nobody around, nobody trying to take my shit.
Look at me finally surviving one night, girl.
See, this is where the millions of views come from, girl.
Surviving one night is just my goal.
After I survive this night, I'm good, girl,
it's been two hours.
It's definitely a game that I now understand
why people come back to over and over again.
It's a game that requires constant pick axing at
'cause some people make some crazy shit on Minecraft.
I swear to God, if I don't survive this night,
I'm going to cry.
The community that Minecraft has built is always amazing
'cause when I first tried out the game in sophomore year,
it wasn't that popping yet, you know what I mean?
When did Minecraft start?
Minecraft came out 2011,
so it did come out my sophomore year of high school.
If there's any Minecraft YouTubers that wanna adopt me
and teach me the ropes of this game, I'm down.
I am down to explore the world of Minecraft.
But today, I think just building a house
and surviving one night was all I fucking wanted to do.
(Creeper growling)
Shut up.
What? What's good?
Shut the fuck up, no.
Girl, not tonight.
Girl, no, not tonight.
Hey, no, wait, hold on.
Wait, you explode, hold on.
No, I'm scared!
Well, we don't need windows.
Yeah, burn, burn bitch, burn.
There you go, and just like that, girl,
I survived the night.
You know, I'm gonna leave it here.
Maybe we'll discover it more
if y'all actually wanna see more.
We'll see. (laughs)
Shout out to knight27sky32
and babygurl20009 for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below, should I do this again?
If I were to do this again,
I would wanna do this with another person.
I would say comment down below who should I do this with,
but girl, I don't got connects like that.
At somebody, send him this video,
tell them, girl, he needs help.
Who do you think will be down to teach me
the ropes on Minecraft?
Comment that down below, girl, let's try to reach out
and not someone super pretty too,
I won't be able to talk to them, girl.
Anyway, my name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment,
share and subscribe, babe. (screams)