Lucky People Part Three
I'm lucky because you clicked this video haha
OOOOHHH now that bloke
Is the luckiest one here
This shows why it's important to limit your screen time
Five seconds more
And he'd need at least two panadol to fix his head
Or he just have to buy a new head
Entirely
Oh I don't like it
No I don't like it
Pool feels like one of those games that's all about luck
Oh you butchered it
Hold your horseeees
Wait for iiiiiit
Luck Activated Kapow!
Was it luck?
Or is this bloke the chief executive officer of trick shots?
I don't know if this belongs in a lucky people compilation
Or an Unexplainable Shit compilation
There it is
Don't tell me that's not freaky
He knows
He knows it is freaky as
FUCK!
Awh dash cam video
I've instantly gone to Hypertension Stage One
These always heighten me blood pressure
What's in that magazine down there zoom, rotate, enhance!
Oh, Okie dokie
Just a copy of Monk Weekly
Back to the road please
Gaawww that truck is falling
This person almost witnessed
A motorbike pancake in the making
Let's watch everyone pull over and help the truckie
Nup
Nup.
This sheila is getting her daily cardio
GAWWRR IT'S ANOTHER TRUCK
*anxious breathing in*
*anxious breathing out*
I need to remember this video is called Lucky People
Not wankers getting squashed by trucks
Everyone is okay
Except
The truck drivers
They've copped the rough end of the pineapple
Oh people are coming to help!
Nup.
Here's a doggo stuck in a low frame rate
I still think he's a good boy despite the potato quaLITY
AIYA! I don't like that
I don't
Like it
This video is getting too stressful
Soccer is good
Very rarely anything stressful or exciting happens
Big kiiiiIIICCKK nup
The ball is in space with Richard Branson
Actually there it is
The goalie is going off like a bucket of prawns in the sun
Wait is it going in?
It's gone in!
Fuck yeah!
Lady Luck was playing offense today
Suck shit to the goalie
Here's a human child
He's being followed by
A human adult
There's a massive chook
Those things can be bastards
They really ca-
RRAAMMM!!
Bugger me sideways
Lady Luck presented herself
In the form of mum today
There's a backstory we don't know
The kid must owe the ram
Money or something-awwwhh
Meanwhile at a high definition intersection
Cyclist down!
This is a terrible place
To K.O. yourself
Oh it turns out it's not
That's lucky
There's an ambulance available
Or maybe the cyclist will have to ride share
With another wanker that's K.O'd themselves
Still lucky, I say
A hobby that I've never understood
Is cliff diving
I've never had the urge to jump off a cliff
But I've also never had the urge to bungee jump
Or swim after a big lunch
From the looks of it this bloke is gonna give it a go
If he were to ask me I'd say don't do it
It's a dodgy idea
It's honestly a sure-fire way
To arrive into Destination F#%Ked
And i say that as an expert
Please don't
Don't
Don't do it this idea is making me clenched
Don't do it
Guh-Doh my NAOHOOOOOOO
nnnJAJJRGH
I don't like that
That's like one of those dreams where you're falling
But you usually wake up before you go splat
Here we almost went splat
With this guy
Fuck me dead he's okay
Nah, all good
Everyone relax these people are lucky
Not so smart some of them but definitely lucky
Anyway
Hashtag No Judgement
Don't jump off cliffs
Here's me face!
Many of you know I'm raising money
For Childhood Cancer Awareness Month
In September
And if we raise $500k for a bunch of families
I shave me head bald!
I'm gonna share two links below
That I'd love you to contribute to please
One is for young Roman
He has a tumor in his brain stem
If it's operated on there's a risk he won't survive
So making it dormant with chemo
Is the current fight
And probably the long-term fight
Throughout his life
Please donate to Roman via the link below
The other campaign link is for Ruby
She reached a developmental milestone the other day
When she said
"Fuck sake"
As the family headed to hospital
For more treatment
She has leukaemia
The family has already moved house once to help with their treatment plan
And yeah, the funds are gonna help with living costs
Parents quitting jobs to become primary carers
You guys
You legends can connect the dots yourselves
As to why money is important
And how a quick
Injection of cash
Can help them so much
So yeah, nah, yeah
Click the link below
And say thank you to me for making ya laugh
By giving ya money to these families
You can also buy the uh
#FuckCancer
T-Shirt as well
This is selling quite good, over 1,000 of you have bought this
The link below is there
And yeah, the profits
Will be distributed to the GoFundMe campaign, so
Fuck yes, Ozzy Man Army, Fuck yes!
And thank you to
Who bought this one?
Brandon!
Thank you to Brandon
Brandon Crawford
Cheers mate!
Cheers, thanks
Alright!
Cya!