♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH DANA CARVEY.
DANA, DO YOU STILL DO AN OBAMA AT THIS POINT?
>> I DO OBAMA A LOT.
I HAVE OBAMA'S LIKE A SIDEKICK ON MY PODCAST.
HE JUST COMES IN, DANA, DANA, I'D LAKE TO COME ON.
I CAN'T THIS WEEK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, I'VE GOT MY SISTER ON.
SO YOU'RE HAVING A HOUSEWIFE FROM CONNECTICUT INSTEAD OF THE
LEADER FROM THE FREE WORLD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
MICHELLE, HE'S NOT HAVING ME ON.
NO, LEAVE THE EGG SALAD OUT.
I'LL GET TO IT LATER.
DANA, I GOT TO BE HONEST, I LOVE HER DEALER, BUT IT'S PANDEMIC
STUFF.
( LAUGHTER ) HE COMES AND PITCHES SHOWS TO ME
NETFLIX, SEE WHAT YOU THINK, STEVE?
I GOT A BIG DEAL, THINK OF SOME IDEAS.
KIND OF LIKE A BAR SCENE LIKE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME AND
THEY ALL HANG OUT IN THERE.
I THINK IT'S CHEERS.
MICHELLE, THEY DON'T LIKE IT, BEEN DONE!
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, BIG OLD BOAT, SINKS, I CALL IT GIGANTIC.
I THINK IT'S TITANIC.
( BLEEP ).
I DON'T WANT TO SWEAR TOO MUCH ON THIS SHOW.
>> Stephen: CBS, ALL ALLOWED NOW.
>> CBS, ALL LATE NIGHT.
I DO THEM AS A FRIEND OF THE PODCAST AND HIS RELATIONSHIP
WITH MICHELLE AND ADVISING PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKEL.
>> Stephen: WELL, I HOPE WE SEE A LOT OF MR. BIDEN IN THE
FUTURE.
I THINK AMERICA NEEDS YOUR BIDEN, DANA.
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN COLBERT.
STEPHEN -- STEPHEN -- YEAH, EVEN STEPHEN.
YEAH, STEPHEN JACKSON.
JACKSON, EASY JACKSON -- YES, WE WILL, WE WILL, STEPHEN.
WE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME.
>> Stephen: OH, MR. McCARTNEY.
MR. McCARTNEY.
DID YOU SEE I HAD RINGO ON THE OTHER NIGHT.
>> YEAH, RINGO, ME BROTHERS, YOU KNOW, PEACE AND LOVE.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW GREAT RINGO LOOKS?
>> HE'S FREAKY.
HE WAS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, HE MADE SOME KIND OF DEAL WITH
SOMEBODY.
YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE KID.
HE'S 80.
>> Stephen: I THINK IT'S THE PEACE AND LOVE IS WHAT DID IT
FOR HIM ( MIMICKING )
>> AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BROTHERS, RIGHT, GEORGE?
>> Stephen: YEAH, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BROTHERS.
PAUL AND JOHN WERE THE PRIMARY SONGWRITERS OF THE BAND --
>> Stephen: THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WROTE A LITTLE SKIFFLE
SONG CALLED SQUIDY SQUIDY SQUIDY, LOVE MY LITTLE SQUIDIES,
ROCK AN ROLL.
AND JOHN AND PAUL SAID THE BEATLES DON'T DO SONGS ABOUT
MOLLUSKS, AND THEN CAME OUT WITH OCTOBER PUT'S GARDEN.
>> I DO PAUL McCARTNEY DELIVERING NEWS BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD THROUGH THE YELLOW SUBMARINE.
>> DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE VACCINE, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST A
THING THAT GOES INTO YA, AND, LIKE, GIVES YOUR CELLS
INSTRUCTIONS.
SAYS, HEY, CELL, COULD YOU GET A BIT SPIKEY?
SPIKE YOUR CELLS UP.
LIKE, HOLD ON, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
OH, WE'RE JUST ASKING.
IT'S INSTRUCTIONS.
GETS A BIT SPIKEY ON YA, YOU KNOW.
AND YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM GOES, WE SEEN YOU NOW.
WE GOT YOUR EYE ON YA.
IF WE SEE YOU AGAIN, WE'RE COMING AT YOU WITH YOUR
ANTIBODIES.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
SO THAT'S ALL THE VACCINE.
SO DON'T BE SCARED.
>> Stephen: HAS A REALLY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, EVIE.
>> Stephen: HOW ABOUT A CONVERSATION BETWEEN -- CAN
ANTHONY FAUCI HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH PAUL
McCARTNEY ABOUT PAUL McCARTNEY'S VIEWS OF THE
VACCINE?
>> SURE.
YOU KNOW, I LOVED ALL THE COLD CAPPERS THAT YOU DID.
I LOVE THE, HEY, HEY, HOW YOU DOING, HELLO, YOU KNOW, I LOVE
THE CAN'T BUY ME NOTHING, YOU KNOW, ALL YOUR SONGS ARE, LIKE,
REAL SNAPPY.
BUT WE NEED A PSA FROM YOU.
PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THE VACCINE.
WE NEED YOU TO GO IN THERE AND SAY IT.
>> I WILL, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT.
I'LL TAKE A JABBER IN THE ARM.
GIVE ME A SECOND ONE.
I GOT A BIT LOOPY, A LITTLE CROUPY FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND
THEN I WAS JUST FINE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID AND HONESTLY I DON'T LIKE IT, IT
JUST SOUNDS ILLICIT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM.
I WAS A ROLLING STONE.
I'LL BE HONEST, YOU WEREN'T MY FAVORITES.
LED ZEPPLIN, LET'S BE HONEST.
BUT WHATEVER GO ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME?
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY COOL.
YOU GAVE THE TRUMPYS OVER THERE, AND HOLD ON -- HOLD ON IS A GOOD
ONE FOR A BEATLE.
HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE, LET'S START OVER!
IT'S BEEN VERY FUN HAVING YOU ON THE PODCAST.
>> Stephen: IT'S BEEN GREAT TO BE HERE.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING HOST.
>> CAN I SAY YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE PETER JACKSON IS EDITING.
>> I'VE SEEN THE LITTLE THING HE DID, AND I'M VERY VERY EXCITED
ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: I'VE SEEN EIGHT HOURS OF IT BECAUSE I WAS DOWN
THERE AT HIS PLACE.
>> YOU DID.
>> Stephen: I SAT THERE IN HIS EDITING ROOM AND WATCHED EIGHT
HOURS OF RAW STUFF.
THERE'S 54 HOURS, I WATCHED EIGHT HOURS.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, MAN.
AS PAUL SAID, THE IMPORTANT THING THAT COMES OUT OF IS THEY
FIND OUT WE WERE MATES, THAT WE LOVED EACH OTHER, AND THERE'S NO
OTHER WAY YOU COULD FEEL ABOUT THE BEATLES.
IT'S GOING TO REWRITE EVERYBODY'S FEELING ABOUT THE
BEATLES AND THE WAY IT ENDED.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
THAT'S THE MISSING PIECE THAT WE NEVER GOT TO SEE, ESPECIALLY
PAUL AN JOHN, THE TWO ICONIC SUPERSTARS COLLABORATING BEING
FRIENDS.
SO, YEAH, YOU GAVE ME CHILLS.
>> Stephen: LISTEN, FOLKS, THE PODCAST IS CALLED FANTASTIC.
THE WORD DESCRIBES THE MAN HIMSELF, MR. DANA CARVEY.
IT'S AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOUR STREAM YOUR PODCASTS.
DANA -- >> iTunes, SPOTIFY --
>> Stephen: ALL THOSE.
ALL THOSE.
TINDER.
>> THANKS, STEPHEN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS.
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