Ah! I see Kim Kardashian all over the place!
Oh! No!
No! It doesn't work!
No!
*Matthias dies*
Ah!
*Intro Music*
What's going on guys?
I am Matthias
and today we are doing some, ah
W-w-w-w-w-w? wack apps
that's right, today I'm joined with Bryan, who has picked out all of these apps
unbeknownst to me
you were the ones who provided him with the inspiration in the comments
series make sure you suggest some really
weird and wacky ass because there seems
to be an infinite supply in the app
store also let us know if you want to do
an android version of this also before
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let's begin
the first app is called 30 seconds of
life
Oh what's happening runaway homeless
person junkie corpse of course that's
cool moldy corpse you were 62-percent
happy you work for 801 hours that's
nothing i work 801 hours every day while
you're liar pants on fire but what is
this you're supposed to tap the button
work the more uh Oh the more successful
you are ok so the more I work as like an
altar boy or priest
Oh missionary cult leader corpse moldy
corpse
so the more i press this button the more
I get successful in this application or
mannered level 20 wizard come signs
major pro gamer playboy belly full and
the best mobile scientists physicists
astronaut
oh my gosh I'm like the smartest guy in
the world Oh astronaut this is the best
dude i'm winning the whole game my gosh
my fingers are getting tired
oh man oh man very old man carps are
full life man i had a full life
wow I was a lot of things my favorite
was billionaire you were 90.6 5% happy
you worked 3.8 million hours posted an
astronaut for so long that was just like
a that's it this is all going to be for
the rest of my life
astronaut into old man like in there a
limit on how old you could be in space
I mean what happens to the sagginess you
know justjust let go everywhere
next step is called cat paint or did you
take that photo was like stripped
average i guess because brian tested
this app out to make sure it worked
because sometimes in the past you guys
know that the apps don't work I saw a
picture of my studio and I was like has
already have a picture of my studio in
that so what I'm going to do here is I'm
going to take a picture of Bryon there
you go did
that's beautiful picture was doing to
your face my head he go to do I know you
hate cats and all its doing something to
your face bro I don't want to stay what
it is but it's definitely something
which one looks like you there yet
it's like Brian dude when you haven't
hasn't had his coffee that's that's
Brian dude i took this picture earlier
this morning before he had his coffee
ah next that
this app is called demotivation excuse
me while I take a video that i will
never watch what I do always wonder why
people like video concerts and stuff
like what
why you doing that you ever gonna watch
that back oh my gosh it's like the
garbage quality that i think i remember
iron man you're doing it wrong
I'm sure he could eat some stuff up am i
right
iceberg iceberg where and I'd Titanic
pickle here but let us remain calm
help will turn up soon the school choir
is just terrible
is this actually gift oh it doesn't get
what we're doing Oh barf dude the foot
slobs world's happiest hobo Zootopia you
know I'm talking about right preparation
because the zombies aren't going to kill
themselves or you're just insane
this app is called enviro bear 2010
operation hibernation eat fish and
berries to fatten up winter arrives in
five minutes
oh I have to hit the pedal to what I
only have one hand plays him so hardly
far away i'm going in Reverse now I
wasn't drive i wasn't right go back go
back go back to my kid grabs do this is
really difficult to do stop
ah there we go there we go in and drive
now I'm going forward
now i have to steer I can only do one at
a time hey and I just hit some berries
awake and eat those berries
how do I eat those berries wait yeah
let's go in the cave guys okay cave
kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay oh he's bounced
top of it
let's just eat these berries first but
it seems like getting all sweaty from
let's do it
whoa was a possum skunk throw trying to
kill it
dude how do I catch it I don't know what
to do with this thing dude stop you
stupid possum
he's keeping the brake dude you've done
good
hello and throw it out there is a way to
come black dude I'm gonna have like an
aneurysm
no no this next app is called idea
generator say I'm out of ideas and I
need to shoot a video idea
boom i hit my next video is going to be
a do-it-yourself well-endowed vacation
spot during yourself nerd beaches that
they were talking about i don't want to
go to a nude beach no thank you next
idea whipped techno love interest
that's weird dude I don't understand
what to do with that I don't understand
what to do with this computerized
invisible fad
how can you have a fat invisible it's a
fad but it's invisible don't worry about
fresh snazzy self-portrait
ok I can do a fresh snazzy self-portrait
let's lock these two and do some other
fresh snazzy things fresh snazzy
nightclub fresh Nazi window treatment
I don't know about that one fresh snazzy
storefront someone saying dude and
you'll get all the money because all the
people all the customers will come to
you
fresh aquatic book ok you design these
ideas stink i'm sorry moving on this
next app is called I scab 30 gross pics
calves
oh that is disgusting
o / pic warning tutorial don't ever pick
it'll take longer to heal and longer to
fill up your scab jar doesn't mean okay
i can only pick the dark brown stuff
how do I know if I'm over picking rose
oh gosh handling scab added to totally
just added a scab to your jar you can
check out your collection and share it
with your friends
why would I ever want to do that 000 c c
/ picked and that and it's gonna it's
gonna have to scab again so I can't do
it
seascape needs healing to troll you have
to wait for it to heal and get an itchy
notification so I got to just set the
appt down
wait for it to heal and then pick the
scab again know you I don't want they
can
next that a great great thanks for this
one Brian no pimple go pimple go pimple
go pimple pimple
what is this dude do i click on a pimple
i click on a pimple dude profit on my
gosh what are these tools to find a bit
and treat it but I'm treating it
ok any Oh bad i failed popping pimples
are going to fail try another black it
like okay so what's this I don't
understand what maybe I haven't had
enough pimples in my life on AP lit oh
my gosh oh it's tony hearted huh
ah no no what was the skinny heel that's
now you want to do you just want to wait
for it to heal and then just let it fall
off on its own
oh if you are in that stage where you
have pimples just know it gets better it
gets better
one day you won't have them i had them
did you have pimples not really bad
screw you dude right guys Brian stinks
Brian stinks
next that is called Kardashian blocker
open the Settings app tap safari on
content blockers then enable k blocker
i'm just going to search kardashian and
Google right so you can see right now we
have tons of Kardashian news all over
right all over the place i'm going to go
into settings and look at content
blockers and then enable that now that's
enabled so if i go back maybe i'll
refresh this page click refresh your
always blocked by content blocker haha
block me dude Kardashian in haha block
dude I'm trying to figure out a way to
get around and search Kardashian you
know San i'll search Kim West I see Kim
Kardashian all over the place
no hope now it doesn't work now where
did that picture come from this is
exactly what I don't want to see this is
why I downloaded the content blocker so
that doesn't work guys
if you if you hate kim kardashian you
want to avoid that app and just avoid
the internet all together okay
this next tab is called little crane is
the kids toy
okay we'll start with the basics of my
gosh this is not a kid's toy there oh ok
ok i thought this wasn't like
instructions
these are levels oh my gosh i can go
forward
whoa i go backwards i got 40 game over
so what i gotta do here but the rotate
elevate bend extend elevate I'm gonna
elevate so
oh i see so now i can i can go up here
and extend go in and I want to rotate a
little bit more and I and then what I
want to do now is grapple the ass
grapple yeah elevate lower gravel oh god
it rotate I got it guys I got it this is
so great i don't know if this is wack do
this kind of cool and then now i'm going
to elevate myself and love H yourself
alright good good
extend okay ready we got this guy's we
got this i'm over it i've got to be over
it you think I make that I think oh this
is it for all the marbles gravel do it
yeah job well done because they're 60
seconds took 22 minutes 60 seconds i was
supposed to do in 60 seconds
forget that noise I actually recommend
downloading now announced a lot of funds
next step is called boise bit high
school I don't understand
level one ok maybe I just have to do in
order to make sure that I get all those
particular colors
oh I have to do read first oh I get it
roy g bit so i have to go from red to
all the way to blue it's going to
suddenly start adding colors of the
rainbow
I'm gonna have to make sure I do it in
that particular order and it is going to
confuse me but i will prevail
oh there we go see that's what they do
we have to use your timing top middle
oh my gosh do I keep adding time just
restart your time
ok cool nine seconds i can't i'm 90
people do when they had another color in
there
I did it ah i was gonna get you
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