We traveled to a multidimensional vending machine
so you don't have to.
Let's talk about that.
Good Mythical Morning!
We prefer to venture into new territory
whenever we travel to parallel universes
on the hunt for new and exciting snacks,
but, and I do mean butt, B-U-T-T.
Ah.
For one of today's interdimensional snacks,
we've taken a third trip to the anus obsessed universe
known as Ploptopalus.
Uh-huh?
And listen, we only keep going back
because Stevie loves it so much,
she won't stop asking about it.
Right, Stevie?
Yeah, thank you, guys.
Thank you so much for going back to Ploptopalus.
Oh, man, we got a treat for you today.
My hair still stinks, and I have showered so hard.
Yeah, I was gonna
say something. Upon my return,
but I think you're gonna be satisfied
with our Ploptopalus treat.
Hey, listen, that is only one of the snacks.
We've got plenty more tasty morsels
from other universes unknown, too.
So strap in, because it's time for "Multiverse Munchies."
If this is your first time watching GMM,
where you been?
And also, welcome.
Long story short, I'm Link, this is Rhett.
Oh, and we open portals to other dimensions
and travel through them, bringing back new snacks
and I also once threw a dart right in the middle of Brunei.
Oh, it was very impressive.
We're gonna try each snack
and use our own dimension's flavor palate to decide
if that snack came from a delicious dimension
or if it's a snack offension.
All right, let's blast off into flavor.
Okay. With our first
parallel universe snack.
In our universe, we've got Rice Krispy treats.
The only acceptable way to eat Rice Krispies,
for me, personally. Yeah.
But we visited a universe where they have decided
to meatify, that is sort of make into meat
or put meat into every single culinary thing
under the sun, so they don't have Rice Krispy treats.
They have Rice Krispy-
Meats. ♪ Meats ♪
♪ Meats ♪
Same packaging.
You might wanna keep the Rice Krispy treat close by.
As like a chaser?
Yeah, let's go all the way.
We've got the- Now Nicole,
I just wanna let you know- Packaging.
That I've got this big cleaver,
and I hope to impress you to the point
where you might say, "Wow."
Let's see.
Now I can see on the packaging,
it says that it contains bacon bits.
This is so juicy. Meaty?
Like greasy?
Let me get this thing out.
Set it up there on your friend's.
Ah, it's moist.
And hold on, hold on, don't do that.
I want like a meat slice.
Well, I'm gonna give you a cross-section,
then I'll give you a slice from that cross-section.
Back away.
Whoo!
Now there's, let's smell that.
Wow.
That's the only reason I did it
with such gusto, Nicole.
Thank you.
Yeah, you had to look over at her
and basically beg with your eyes.
It wasn't the same.
That was like when Jeb Bush said, "Please clap."
I can still smell marshmallows,
which I think is holding this together,
but the bacon bits, have you studied this, Nicole?
There's bacon bits in here?
Yes, very closely.
It's pure, unadulterated bacon bits.
I mean, it's still. Oh.
It's very, it's got that sweet bacon bit.
Syrupy. And that,
that marshmallowy-ness.
Oh. Salty. Sweet.
When it dropped out of that vending machine-
It dropped hard.
This is what I envisioned, well, it's very salty.
Yeah.
It's not as crunchy as like when you eat
those really fake-o bacon bits.
The ones that you had at my house.
The ones that I,
the only reason I came to your house.
Right.
That's missing from this, and I think that would help.
It gets so-
I'm trying to do less meat.
Moist. It's another dimension.
Yeah, but we have to decide if we want it
in our dimension.
They don't have the problems that we have.
But we do have the problems.
The more cows that fart over there
in their dimension- But if we get hooked on this
The more it cools their galaxy.
If we get kids hooked on this,
think about what kind of chaos
that we're going to unleash in our own dimension.
I think we gotta think about what the responsible thing
to do here is.
We could think about that, or we could just think about,
hey, this is like bacon with some marshmallow.
But taste that
and tell me that you're not happy
you don't find this in this universe.
I think main meal, dessert.
I like this.
I don't.
So we're on the other side,
but you're not even talking about taste.
You're talking about the environment.
No, I'm also talking about taste,
and I don't like the way it tastes.
I don't, well, I'm gonna give it to you,
because I don't experience any crunch.
No crunch. Okay.
Not gonna work for me.
So Rice Krispy Meats is a-
Snack offension.
Until recently, we never questioned
why they called it Top Ramen in our universe.
Yeah, we just thought it was like saying
that this is the best ramen, right?
Yeah. Top Ramen.
It's the top, top, top.
But we were blindsided by the truth
when we went back to the universe consumed
by all things anuses and poop named-
Ploptopalus.
Yeah! Yes, Stevie,
because they have...
Bottom Ramen. Right.
It turns out that we have Top Ramen
because all the animal products we use
to make it come from the tops of animals
and because we consume it through the tops of our bodies,
but oh no, not in Ploptopalus.
Mm-hmm. Um....
They do things down under.
Yeah, yeah. It's kinda like,
it's just like Australia.
This Bottom Ramen is chicken butt flavored.
Yeah, and it's got actual chicken butts,
actual chicken anuses in it.
I'm a bit afraid to open, but-
And well, look at the bottom. You see that?
Oh, yes, there's some butt cheeks.
It's a booty. Right down there.
Okay.
Now that is, that is not unsettling in the least bit.
It's very dark.
Chicken anus pieces. Quite a broth.
Man, it's really strong.
You didn't have to do that.
I'm over here about to gag, and you're like,
let me get a whiff of that.
It must've gone over there to you, because.
Now hold on now.
Don't take a fork to that thing.
Don't you remember how you actually consume this?
Oh, yes. Oh.
You consume Bottom Ramen through the south mouth.
Oh, right.
And you said you were gonna do it.
You were excited about this.
I didn't know exactly what I was signing up for
when I said that I was gonna drink this with my butt.
Okay, so do your thing.
You can't really- I'm gonna go.
You can't do this on camera.
I'm gonna off camera. This is a family show.
But we still have my mic on.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Okay, so. You're well-mic'ed.
First I need to unzip.
Wow. You hear that?
Yeah, I did, I heard it. Right.
And now, again, now, you're seeing-
This part. This side in goes-
No, this part. It looks kinda.
You're gonna pour the ramen down that,
and this goes in the yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
In the south mouth.
Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And then I'm gonna take and I'm gonna put this
in the south mouth.
I'm not gonna look at it directly.
Oh, we didn't have a, you couldn't hear that.
Let me try it again.
Put it in the south mouth.
Oh God.
No, that was me pouring.
That's a little early.
Okay, now I'm getting ready.
Are you complaining about the fact
that your insertion did not make a noise?
Yeah. It feels like
that's what you're taking issue with.
Now I'm gonna pour.
Now it's fully inserted. Trust me.
I'm gonna pour the Bottom Ramen-
Into, yeah. Into the funnel.
And then it's gonna make its way-
Yeah, yeah, we know what's gonna happen.
Okay, here I go.
I'm pouring the Bottom Ramen.
It's not a steady stream.
Okay.
Wow. Your- All right?
Your south mouth sounds a lot like your north mouth.
So I've made some progress.
It almost sounds like someone just slurping.
Are you sure you're doing it right?
Oh yeah.
I can't really see you.
I'm feeling very full, but oh, there's some more.
Let me give it another.
Yeah, okay, there you go.
Okay, yeah, topping off the tank, so to speak.
And now, you should probably zip back up.
Yeah, I should.
and I did.
It sounded a lot like-
It sorta sounded a lot like when it went down.
Okay.
How you feeling?
Uh, I didn't taste any.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you feel like you're gonna be okay sitting here?
Uh, not for long.
So I mean, all right, listen,
you're the judge of this one.
I feel like, I definitely feel full.
Yeah, right.
Satisfied. It's instant, right?
Yeah, and I think I'm getting some nutrients from this.
I think this is great.
Okay.
Gotta go.
Well, it sounded like he was gonna say,
Bottom Ramen, delicious dimension!
Oh, it looks like my Bottom Ramen
has started to complete its journey.
Oh, one noodle at a time.
Now do you still feel good about it?
And it still tastes good?
Yeah, yeah. I mean,
it tastes good for the first time.
Yeah, it tastes great. 'Cause you just tasted it.
Yeah, speaking of taste things,
we want you to taste the Mythical Kitchen channel.
They got lots of good stuff they're cooking up.
You can sample it, you can see if you like it.
I bet you will.
Whether you're a whiz in the kitchen,
or you stick with sous chef mike,
that's what Josh calls the microwave.
Oh, yeah, I know about that.
You will like the Mythical Kitchen channel.
It's a whole other channel, right, Nicole?
Yes! Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
Wow, that's what I say about that.
Mythical Kitchen, check it out.
All right, as we recently established
in our Everything Bagel Seasoning Taste Test,
everyone in our universe is going wild
with putting this Everything But the Bagel
sesame seasoning blend with sea salt, garlic
and onion everything season on literally everything.
I'm a believer. But we just so happened
to find a dimension where the difference
between edible and inedible does not exist.
That's why they have Scavenger Joe's
Anything on the Bagel seasoning.
Now this container, it's,
you never know what you're gonna get in any-
All one of a kind. Any one.
So I see there's a watch in there,
there's some baby shoes.
Read the- Yeah, this one is-
Read the label.
With marbles, old shoes, cassette tapes,
a gold watch, cinnamon, salt, Swiss Miss powder,
chili powder, capers and sunflower seeds.
Well, that sounds like quite a,
well, there's a gold watch, right there.
And then, mine has bacon bits,
oh, can use more of those,
sesame seeds, loose change, chocolate chips,
powdered Parmesan cheese, toothbrushes
and old baseballs. Old baseballs?
I mean, and then, so what you-
I mean, most of what comes out
is the seasoning for me.
The toothbrush and the baseballs don't come out.
I was really hoping the gold-
But we can see if the taste transfers.
I was really hoping the gold watch would make it.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Ah, the gold watch is not coming through.
You've dusted- Oh gosh.
You've dusted everything.
All righty.
That's gonna be tough to taste.
Let's dink it.
You've gotta commit to whatever you,
you gotta commit to whatever.
Hey, man, I just butt chugged.
You can do this.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I can put this in my north mouth.
And sink it.
We've got two totally different experiences.
Yeah, that's what I love about it.
This is-
It's actually not bad at all.
This is really bad.
You wanna just, don't breathe in when you bite this.
Just get a nice healthy bite.
It'll chase down whatever you,
don't breathe in ever again.
Oh! Mm.
It's not bad.
Yeah, I mean, it's a crapshoot.
You know what I mean?
Sorry, Stevie, I don't even want you
to think this is Ploptopalus.
Ploptopalus!
Nope. I think there's fun in this.
I love everything about this.
You're cleaning up the sounds in the oceans.
But it's really hit or miss.
So Scavenger Joe's Anything on the Bagel seasoning,
delicious dimension!
One of the most underrated movie theater snacks
in our universe has to be Sno Caps.
They're so underrated, I've never even tried them.
So I should have one right now.
Oh, I know what these things are.
It's, what does it say on the front?
Chocolate?
Semi-sweet chocolate nonpareils?
I've only had pareils, but I've never had nonpareils.
That's the white stuff.
I mean, it's basically like a chocolate drop or kiss
with some sort of whiteheads all over it.
It's nice, oh yeah.
Eat these while watching the movie,
but we found a universe that has a whole other idea
of what makes something refreshing.
To them, it's all about the spicy heat.
That's what the people love,
and that's why they love Lava Caps.
Now- Volcanoes filled
with Carolina Reaper goo.
All right, so let's open these.
Is it hot? Is it real hot?
Is it gonna be hot? Is it hot?
Oh, okay. My goodness.
They've got goo in them.
These are bigger.
It's also, the box is recyclable.
It says, paper box, right there.
Oh goodness.
You're going for it.
I'm a little afraid of the heat,
so open that up and let's see if there's a,
oh, there's the gush. There's a goo.
That's gonna be the problem.
I'm just gonna go for the whole thing.
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad at all.
You know me and hot stuff.
I mean, it'll take a second to kick in.
What. But if,
but, it'll, in just a second, though,
in just a second, you'll know that,
you'll know it's hot.
It's hot.
Here, you want another one?
We gotta keep eating them, 'cause we're watching the movie.
Okay. That's what they do.
Well, you take another one.
You take another one.
Put it in there.
You can't do that.
Now you gotta eat two.
It's not a game, ooh, it is hot, though.
Whoo!
See, I like this particular universe.
They got a different attitude towards hot stuff.
I noticed, as we walked past that little school,
and they were training the kids.
We always walk past little schools and watch children
in other dimensions.
We didn't stop.
We were just walking and we just heard them.
We put our faces right up to the window.
No, we didn't do that.
We just listened.
Let's see what the children are doing.
And they said, they were teaching kids about fire,
and they said, and usually, you would hear, stop,
drop and roll, but they were saying,
stop, drop and hang out for a little bit.
Because yay!
They don't mind. Hot's good!
I might have to do the butt flush again.
You know, what's gonna happen?
You got noodles that are-
I got stuff. Traveling from your anus.
Yes. Through your system,
and now, you've got hot stuff coming.
This is what's happening inside your body right now.
It's burning right in the middle.
It's not treating me nice.
I'm kinda into these.
I like the texture, but you're the one
that's got something happening in your tummy,
so I'm gonna leave this one to you.
I could go without Sno Caps, honestly,
and I definitely could go without Lava Caps,
but I don't know.
They could have the corner on the market,
and I think people would be into it.
So I'm gonna say let's do it.
All right, Lava Caps.
Delicious dimension.
Ha!
Still getting worse.
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