Yesterday we made the mistake of 'almost' talking about politics
and we basically triggered so many people, I was actually shocked.
This time we spoke about the black lives matter and a Joey Salads experiment.
By the way that video we uploaded yesterday it seemed like half the people weren't able to watch it
So, if you haven't seen that video, go check it out now because that's what I'm gonna be talking about.
So in this video that Joey Salads made
he makes a...
He does an experiment where he goes into a black neighborhood with a sign that says,
"All Lives Matter".
And of course, sure enough, he gets attacked by a bunch of black people.
And, our point was that it's fake
So...it's fucked up to fake a social experiment to bolster your political belief.
to make... It's just fucked up to fake a social experiment.
Anyway, but when it's something as politically charged as race, and Black Lives Matter, it's really fucked up.
We never expressed an opinion, we never expressed support for Black Lives Matter, yet if you look at the comments, they are insane.
But here's my point guys.
Just last week we made a video making fun of crazy feminists, and all the people on the left were coming and calling us alt-righters.
Trump Supporters
That we were a haven for the alt right and were unsubbing and getting triggered.
And here's my point, each side hates each other so much that there's like...they're so clouded by hate and judgement that nobody fucking listens.
In both of those videos, we never even expressed any opinion about either side.
This show is about rational thought, it's about cutting through the bullshit, ok?
Whether you're on the left or the right. This is not a politically affiliated show.
And it never has been. We're about cutting through the bullshit
and getting to the heart of something.
And both people are getting triggered, accusing us of helping the other side
In this climate, it's like you can't say anything anymore. I can't say anything without tons of people getting triggered and complaining.
Nobody listens anymore.
Nobody cares to listen and understand
Everyone just hates each other every more.
Each side-- the left and right-- see each other as the DEVIL!
Not as like human beings with compassion
and.. and-- people who are worth listening to and trying to understand-
why they feel that way.
OF COURSE!!!
There are crazy feminists.
We-- it's one of our favorite videos to talk about
because these people are so insane.
I love it!
And- OF COURSE!!!
There are-- crazy alt righters or people on the right or people on the right who take it too far.
Look at our comment section by the way. It's full of absolute racist garbage
because Joey Salads faked an experiment.
And they couldn't even handle the-- thought of us not absolutely blasting-- Black Lives Matter.
We didn't say a word of support.
But the fact that we didn't-- DIDN'T-- blast them was enough to unsub, call us cucks, downvote the video.
(random hand movement) YOUR--
just for the record, you guys on the right--
are just as triggered now, as the people on the left.
(more random hand movement) EVERYBODY'S FUCKING TRIGGERED!!!
And, what, I don't know what kind of s-- are you looking for a safe space guys?
Are you guys looking for a save space, because I promise you, H3H3 Productions will never be a safe space for anyone.
We'll speak our mind, and cut the bullshit, and cut through political affiliation, because THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT!
And if you-- you can't-- nobo-- people can't handle that!
If you say anything that disrupts their-- their--
their fragile beliefs, they'll get triggered and-- they will hate you.
And it's sooo fucked up today!
And it's not just Youtube, it's like-- American society!
EVERYBODY JUST FUCKING HATES EACH OTHER!
(open eyes)
It's crazy!
Nobody can express their opinion anymore on either side!
It's really-- sad, it's something I've been thinking about for a long time and it's really troubli-- and this is a really troubling--
--example of it, ya know?
JUST LAST WEEK, DUDE!
HERE'S A FUCKING HULA DOLL! (shows a hula doll) The most triggering icon IN THE WORLD!!!
If you guys haven't seen it-- a crazy feminist gets triggered about a-- some dude had a hula doll 'cause she thought it was cultural appropriation.
She's nuts.
And in this video, people were accusing us of saying, "FUCK FEMINISTS!"
We've never said that, in fact we said, "These people aren't feminist, they hijacked it, and made it like a cult.
The cult of outrage."
People put in words in your mouth.
ALL THE TIME!
Try to prove their point.
Everybody's getting triggered.
Guys, this is H3H3 Productions.
This is a comedy channel.
Somebody said it in the comments, "The day you start taking H3H3 Productions so seriously is a sad day indeed."
You welcome to hate Black Lives Matter. I don't like a lot of the shit they do either.
But you wanna base your beliefs on a fake social experiment, that's-- designed to make black people look bad?
You're comfortable basing you beliefs on a fake social experiment-a lie?
That seems bizarre to me.
At least if you wanna hate 'Black Lives Matter,' which is perfectly fine, god bless you-- do it on something real!
K? Go find a REAL reason!
This isn't a real reason, this is bullshit guys.
THAT'S MY POINT!
That shouldn't trigger anybody.
You know, we've got so many hate comments from this last video, but, this one really cut the deepest.
Shoenice, I thought we were kewl dawg. That's it, that's all it takes? I thought we were bros and now,
"fuck you, you smelly piece of shit"
Because you wanted to believe in fucking Joey Salads?!
GUYS, WHERE IS YOUR MORAL COMPASS WHEN JOEY SALADS IS YOUR LEADER?
THIS IS JOEY (fucking) SALADS WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!
HOW ARE YOU GETTING TRIGGERED OVER A JOEY SALADS' VIDEO?
JOEY SALADS! PISSIN HIS OWN MOUTH, PUTTING HIS DICK IN A HOT DOG BUN, JOEY SALADS!
This is-- your messiah
that you're getting triggered over.
Keep it in perspective!
This was my favorite comment, k?
Ethan, you know these reactions are real
Look at the up votes on this!
Joey Salads is known for making fake stuff we call him out on all the time.
"THIS ONE THO!?"
"THIS ONE ETHAN!?"
You know this one's real--
--because it validates my world view and I feel like being triggered because you didn't validate my beliefs.
AND NAO IM GONNA GET FUCKING TRIGGERED!!!!11!11!1
:P
Why don't you fucking pop off-- and-- some ranch dressing dude and take a chug bitch.
Fuck you Ethan. I liked you but now you are uneducated piece of shit part of the social justice warrior community. I hate you.
People on the left-- are getting triggered.
NOW, People on the right are getting triggered.
It's getting out of control.
As a comedian, I can't say anything. I can't express my opinion without pissing hordes of people off.
You guys need to fucking-- everybody calm down.
Stop thinking about everyone as the devil, k?
The person on the left side from you and on the right side are just as human as you are, I promise.
They have a reason--
--for thinking and feeling the way they do.
Maybe... put down your fucking pitchfork, k?
Lower your emotional shield,
don't get triggered, and listen to them.
It's not just a Youtube problem, like I said, this country is an absolute turmoil, because people just stop listening to each other.
And everyone just sees each other as the devil.
STOP, GUYS!
THIS TRIGGERING IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL AND IT'S-- IT'S-- RUINING--
--not just like-- me as a comedian-- my ability to do the job but like the fabric of society is-- is-- truly damaged right now.
And, um...
I really-- that's just something I really wanted to say.
Umm... anyway. I don't know.
Just a bit of a rant so... thank you guys for watching and as always guys, we appreciate ya. See ya guys next time.