From a bugs bunny cartoon in the 1940s to the trolling of modern day gamestop employees,
the largest chungus currently known has permeated the internet for purposes which baffle even
the greatest experts.
When memes spread like wildfire, one has to asked how it could take hold of our society
and stare back at us with the audacity of 1000 suns.
THERE IS NO GREATER MYSTERY THAN THE RIDDLE OF THE CHUNGUS
If your body is ready, then sit back, relax and prepare yourself for the journey into
the place from which memes emerge.
For how this fat, fugly bunny turned from idea to meme to memestar and why those secretly
in power wish to suppress it.
Lock your eyes upon this screen and behold what it all means to the greater societal
mind.
This is the story of Big Chungus the story...you never knew.
In order to understand a meme, we must first understand its origins.
In 1941, the sister series of Loony Toons called “Merrie Melodies” released an episode
titled “Wabbit Troubles”.
Bugs Bunny changed his form to mock Elmurr Fud and then for decades...not much happened.
At least not in the public eye.
However.
No less than ten years into the 21st century, the man we thank god for, Jim Sterling mouthed
a word that would change the course of history.
And thus, a meme began to form: growing methodically in the womb of the collective consciousness,
waiting to enter the world.
CHUNGUS!
Thanks to Jim Sterling, since at least 2012 we’ve had the perfect word to describe...well
actually what the heck is a Chungus?
According to Urban dictionary “it is said to mean anything and everything.
Including but not limited to a chunky anus.”
Alright.
So any sentence from “This guy is a bleeping Chungus” to “My Chungus hurts and I wouldn’t
have it any other way” to “I don’t like Chungus in my mouth but I do it for Shrek”
would all be acceptable.
It’s a word that would eventually be popularized for pounding game companies for being (quote
unquote) “shite.”
But what if there was EVEN MORE.
Mr. Sterling has been known to have a deeper insight into the ethos of the gaming industry
than just any ordinary man, culminating in 2012, he stumbled onto the greatest secret
of all time and found a way to leak it into the collective consciousness.
A deep dive into the history of big chungus has illuminated what may be the greatest human
cover up in the history of the milky way.
A disturbing plot likely brought to fruition by the most hateful of all anti chungi, David
Krane, producer of the hit 90s sitcom Friends.
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Back to it.
Back to the important questions.
What is the true potential of Big Chungus for society as a whole?
And who exactly are the Chungunati (otherwise known as the Illuminungus) who seek to suppress
the meme for the own purposes?
And what are their motives?
When we must answer such questions...what we do here is go back back back back to December
7th, 2018 A GameStop store manager named Justin Laufer posted to his facebook page that a
customer came in wanting to buy Big Chungus for the PlayStation 4.
According to the accompanying text message, it was a mother just trying to buy her trolly
son the christmas present he asked for.
She got pranked good, however Justin Laugher posted an update video on his facebook saying
“I asked her ‘Has he ever played these kinds of pranks on you before?’ and she
said ‘yes’ then I said ‘well...let’s get him back.
So we grabbed a $50 gift card...GameStop $50...I loaded it with one dollar so Travis...Merry
Christmas buddy.”
Got ‘em.
The original post gained moderate traction and it wasn’t until Twitter user FluffyPkman
tweeted a screenshot of the GameStop story that things really started taking off.
Big Chungus began flooding various subreddits and one person named PunkyFickle had the curiosity
to ask why... on the OutoftheLoop subreddit.
In that thread commented a fellow named GaryTheTaco, claiming to have created the meme.
He speaks as follows:
“The true story behind Big Chungus is back in March I made the meme to send to a friend
when Inwas bored in class, he didn't think much of it.
Over the summer I sent it to another friend, he thought it was hilarious, so I made Big
Chungus 2, then 3, and so on.
Then I just sort of forgot about it until 2 weeks ago when I thought "Hey let's post
it to r/comedyheaven" It got some traction there, but the real traction
came a week later when my friend sent me a post from Facebook of a kid who asked his
mom for Big Chungus That was later reposted and got 10x the karma
as the original Big Chungus, the OP of that DM'd me saying he was a meme thief.
TL:DR it's just a fat Bugs Bunny PS4 game, that got popular because a clueless mom asked
a Gamestop employee if they had it in stock, like the Battletoads trend.”
And there you have it.
However, Chungus is more than just modern day Battletoads.
Chungus is.. chaos.
Hell you can find people selling it for almost $500.
disgust One cannot simply put a price on something so pure and also selling fake PS4 games for
that much money is just gross.
Dear viewer, this kind of skullduggery on a meme is the cancer that’s killing society.
Surely this is an attempt to tarnish the chungus name, to make big chungus seem like nothing
but a scam when it is in fact: the truth of truths.
But who exactly is behind this besmirchment of sweet chung?
Well, we have reason to believe after scouring MatPat’s tags, the Rosetta Stone, and Nicholas
Cage’s IMDB, it was clearly David Krane, producer of the hit 90’s sitcom Friends.
As leader of the Chungunatti he wishes to smear the meme and has done so since the first
scrubbing of chung in June 1977 when Fat Elvis took the stage in Indianapolis as foretold
in ancient glyphs.
This cannot be stressed enough!
To whoever actually buys this overpriced item, I hope spending that $460 is the final straw
that makes you late on rent, getting you thrown out onto the street where you are ultimately
convinced to spend your last bit of money on some weird pills from a homeless guy because
you’ve hit rock bottom and what do you got to lose?
Point is you should take sketchy pills and wander into traffic.
Sorry that was mean, I just think if you’re dumb enough to buy that then you’re an idiot
and you should die.
That’s just my opinion though.
Anyway, a smear campaign is going on against the meme that has permeated the internet.
If you want to know why, if you want to know what Big Chungus can do not only for you but
also for us, watch on, gentle viewer.
So what of Big Chungus zeself?
While Big Chungus carries weight in its time, like all memes, it will eventually fade.
But the word, the idea of Chungus carries on.
Chungus existed before the meme, and chungus will exist well beyond it too.
For chungus doesn’t have just one meaning.
Jim Sterling has used the word to describe many people, things, ideas, and body parts.
You cannot tie Chungus down.
It surpasses time and space, it is a greater idea, a word that can describe literally anything.
I am chungus, you are chungus.
He, she it, is chungus, chungology, the study of chungus, it’s all real people.
We are all chungus.
But it’s more than that.
There have been chungus’s throughout history!
Jesus H Chungus the messiah who sowed the moral foundations of western society.
Winston Chungus, a leader of WWII.
And Little mustache chungus of the same time.
This isn’t to be confused with black little mustache chungus.
Then there’s Anne Chungus who hid from not black little mustache chungus and wrote about
her clitter or us.
We are all part of the chungus universe, the galactic chungus flows through our collective
chungus and binds us together as one chungus, living, breathing, absorbing experience together
throughout history.
Big chungus is only one small part of the greater being.
Those who have accepted the chungi have risen to heights unimaginable, orange chungus even
shut down the government and the snowflake mainstream media chungi empowered ze.
Then there’s the SJW chungi who still get shows and think you can stop cyberbullies
by killing them in Maple Story.
No matter how inept you are, if you accept the Chungus, the euphoria of success will
flow through your veins.
Do not fear David Krane, producer of the hit 90’s sitcom Friends, as ze is a non-believer,
and do not buy zey fake chungus for $500 and do not buy zey anti-chungus propaganda.
You must look beyond the one to the all.
To quote ASuitofT51PowerArmor via reddit: Chungus is eternal.
The pinnacle of evolution and existence.
We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.
We touch Chungus' mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident.
Our lives are measured in years and decades.
We wither and die.
Chungus is eternal.
Before it, we are nothing.
Chungus imposes order on the chaos of organic life.
We exist because Chungus allows it, and we will end because Chungus demands it.
Chungus transcends our very understanding.
We cannot grasp the nature of Chungus' existence.”
Zemen.
As was said, the coiner of the word Chungus, Jim Sterling, has stumbled onto perhaps the
most important mouth noise this side of the crucifiction.
We live in times of chaos, war wrecks the middle east, technology is on the verge of
becoming self aware and taking our jobs, Abrahamic religions are dwindling, Fallout 76 still
sucks and paganism is at an all time high.
Chungus feeds this chaos and turns it to order.
For from enough chaos...comes order.
In a universe built on a foundation of quantum, non-chunglian chaos, it’s only when you
zoom out to the galactic Chungus that things follow a mathematical, heavenly arrangement.
Beware those who say otherwise and those produced the hit 90s sitcom Friends and therefore have
enough money and power to fear losing it.
That’s the story of the benevolent deity who seeks to soothe the sickness of our times
and the cruel, secretive magi who wish to suppress ze.
That’s the story of Big Chungus the story...you - OH GOD ZE FOUND ME
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