[gasping]
Look what you did.
Me? You're the science fair runner up.
That's what you get for waiting.
My own room.
I call it... Aloha-dorable.
I love it.
[giggling]
Cover me [unintelligible]
[screaming]
[chattering]
- Bye. - Good night.
Bye.
It's zombie time.
[music playing]
That's right, people. This is me dancing.
[grunting]
[both] What did you do?!
[chuckles]
It'll be fine. It's... just some juice.
Television pro--
And some yogurt.
If I was a gambling man, I'd bet it all on Dawn.
How do you know it's mine?
That could be anybody's fingerprint.
Looks like the hand you're holding
is a royal didn't flush.
It'd better say his name is Chip.
You mean tiny Elvis?
The tag should say Gary.
Too late, fellas. The tag has spoken.
His name is Squishy Paws.
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Don't bother. You're not gonna trick me
into leaving my post.
Oh, pssh, you're right.
You know, you're too smart for that.
[gasping]
Ooh, look, a really cute girl over there.
Ooh, Dicky likey.
I don't think there's enough room.
I got this Mae. Volley for serve.
Ah.
It's okay everyone,
not a party 'til someone gets hit in the face.
I'm just gonna borrow a blankie for the mustang game
and put her back before anyone finds out.
[screaming]
Thanks to one of my blabber mouth brothers,
everyone at school now knows that--
Dawn loves Mack.
Exactly! Wait. What?
Dawn loves Mack. Dawn loves Mack.
[brothers] Dawn loves Mack.
Dawn loves Mack.
Oh, no.
Hope you can find someone to use that ticket.
I already have.
You earned it. [chuckles]
And I wouldn't want Mae to go alone.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Mae, Mae, Mae, look, I got the ticket.
I got the ticket, I got the ticket.
Okay, look, we're sorry for interrupting your date,
but we need your keys to the store.
Why?
We're cursed.
We're like a black hole
that sucks the love out of Valentine's Day.
So we need to get away from people for a little while
before we destroy anyone else's special day.
[meowing]
[meowing, chattering]
[barking]
If we were really working together,
they wouldn't always vote against me.
We don't always vote against you.
- I'm with Ricky. - Me too.
See.
Don't do the yodel. Don't do the yodel.
Don't do the yodel.
♪ Yo ta la tis hoo ♪
I yodeled.
So, a new patient, huh? What brought you to our office?
Well, it's not because you're the last doctor
within 50 miles, if that's what you're thinking.
Why would I think that?
Ooh, red sticker, that's never fun.
I knew it.
Okay, Mom. Too much pressure.
Tell me about it. I need your father.
No, I'm serious.
Tom, I need you. Where are you?
Check it out.
You can dip anything in the chocolate fountain.
I dipped a taco.
Uh, chocolate meat.
Chocolate meat.
You have a little something.
[squeaking]
Can we please go out the window?
Yes!
[screaming]
I'm gonna sneak Nico into that there vault.
All we need to do is create a distraction.
And I know just how to do it.
Candy saloon fight!
[screaming]
I heard your party was a smash but...
You know what Madison? Save your buts.
If you have to have a better garage,
the better jacket or the better test score
to be like a better person, that's fine by us.
Harry's family moved away from their pig farm
the day of the avalanche, so everyone just assumed
he got caught in it, and fused together with his pig.
It's an honest mistake.
Okay, soccer, soccer, soccer.
Minnow is the capital of California.
The capital New York is ball!
Oh, hey, Annas. I missed you at canoeing earlier.
I was the only one in the canoe,
so I mostly paddled in circles.
[laughing] Circles.
Hey, girl.
Cute hair. You should totally pony that up.
[camera flashing]
What else can those Sweet Foot Rides do?
Um. Why don't you tell her, Dad?
Uh, those are just the jumper attachments,
but Sweet Foot Rides can do so much more.
Uh, for example--
[grunting]
If you like Goggle Dog,
you'll lo-o-ove Utensil Girl!
What's going on?
[music playing]
[everyone sighing]
Ah. Ah. Oh, my gosh, that's Jack Griffo.
I'm talking right to him.
Hi.
[everyone gasping]
No need to gasp. [gasping]
Nothing gets by me. [groaning]
[whistling, humming]
[humming]
Wow. Impressive.
Thanks. No biggie.
- You did it. - I know. I think I'm a natural.
Only one problem. I can't get my leg down.
Our house is gone from bad to worse.
So come on, Sage, get rid of the curse.
Keep your distance.
Don't worry, we will.
Is that my sage?
Yes. I'm using it to get rid of the curse.
[doorbell ringing]
As your president, I promise to get to the bottom of it.
Get it? Bottom [mumbling]
[laughing]
Okay.
Excuse me, waiter.
Can we get some more chips, please?
- See. - Wait a second.
Something's wrong here. And some tableside guac.
See.
Hey, Mae. It's me, your secret admirer.
You are the coolest girl in the world.
But my family, is moving away.
If life was like alphabet soup, I'd put U and I together.
What did you do?
- Is it that bad? - Terrible?
- Awful. - Galop.
Well, you guys don't look so good either.
Actually...
Bald caps?
Everyone just close your eyes and imagine
the vegetables are a pizza, the salad is nachos,
and... this apple is a fried mac and cheese ball.
It's working. I can smell the nachos.
And I can smell the mac and cheese.
- Dawn. - Sorry Mae.
Voicemail.
I'm just gonna express my disappointment
and ask him to call me later to discuss it.
Hey, Mack, it's Dawn. How's it going?
Is what I would've said if I wasn't so mad!
I can't believe you went to Hungry Wars without me!
I got our sleeping bags. A little help?
Yes!
[doorbell ringing]
Gosh, who's at the door this early?
Hi. [shrieking]
Sherrie, DBCD TV. Can we get a comment from JT?
Okay, you're just saying letters.
♪ Listen up, y'all I mean the whole school ♪
♪ If ya laugh at Ricky Then you be the fool ♪
♪ This whole thing started 'Cause we wanted to understand ♪
♪ But we really shoulda thought You know what, who cares? ♪
Word.
Relax, it's gonna be fun.
Here, let me open that can.
- I'll show you. - No.
Sed's going after her with a crowbar.
I'm not gonna let you do this.
[shrieking]
Wait. He's actually painting.
Ricky's painting.
Whose idea was this?
Probably Dicky's. He's an idea man.
Well, what would you say
if I told you I was the idea man?
Can't you just be happy being tall?
Admit it, you're Gourmet Guy.
- No. - Admit it.
Okay, fine. I'm Gourmet Guy. Ya happy?
Yeah.
What? Hey, hey. Ah.
The point is, he doesn't even know our names.
He's just using us because we're quads.
Yeah, like we're some sort of freak show.
Uh, Dawn your lady beard's crooked.
Oh, thank you.
I just don't want anyone to feel left out.
That's too much drama.
Yeah, drama. Who wants that?
[laughing]
And girlfriend doesn't like drama.
Yeah!
Rolling Thunder [unintelligible]
Yeah!
Can I get my check, please?
I'll give you a hockey check.
[grunting]
[cheering]
Huh!
Uh.
Hey, fellas. [chuckles]
Yeah. I don't really think I can make the race today.
I think I might have broken my bobsledding body.
Okay.
On the bright side. I mean,
it's probably the worst that can happen.
Or this is.
First, can you swim?
Like a fish.
Kendra, just tell me about Saturday.
You're not gonna be there.
[screaming] But why did you care if I can--
[water splashing]
[Dawn] Oh! Got it!
Okay, relax. Maybe the boys won't see me.
Is that Dawn?
[groaning]
Where do you think this vent leads?
Probably somewhere in the store. Come on.
[screaming]
[mumbling]
Hey, Mom, where are you going?
Oh, I'm just taking Tutti upstairs
to dry him off after his bath.
- No, you can't. - What? Why not?
Because we really want you
to tell us about life on the farm.
[dinging]
It's gonna take more than that.
Or that.
Okay, okay, that- that almost got me.
Thanks, Shelley. That was an amazing... feat.
Well, that's all for today.
This has been the Edgewood...
[both] Buffalo Down.
[music playing]
- I mean you couldn't-- - I know it'll be impossible
because the Harpers and Montagellis
will never understand. You're right.
- Look, Dawn. - Then it's agreed.
We'll do the event and we'll keep us a secret. Yes?
Okay. Thank you so much, for helping me figure this out.
You always know exactly what to say.
Hey, thanks for looking out for me.
Why'd you do that?
Oh, well, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
Well, thanks, but this doesn't make us friends.
Oh, no, definitely not.
- Good. - Good.
Good. Last words are my thing.
Good.
Dad's right. We need to get her old teacher back.
But he took our chocolate.
Not Dad, Coach Fessler.
And if you really want more chocolates...
You guys sound way off.
I know. Aren't we totally pulling this off?
[music playing]
Snake!
[screaming]
Well, not yet. I mean, we still have time
before the other classmates get here.
We can just clear this up with some quick dry cement.
You and Dicky go grab the tools.
Uh-oh. I'm stuck.
Me too.
[screaming]
Oh, no! Dawn just ran over that extended cord!
And it's wrapping around her!
[groaning]
Now, let me talk you through getting yourselves out of there.
First, flick that blue toggle switch.
It'll turn off the zero gravity simulation control.
Wait.
Look at where we are.
You wanted to go to space, Ricky,
and we're kind of already here, so why not enjoy it?
Why not.
We need a new plan.
Power on.
♪ I can be the player That hits a home run ♪
♪ I have to stand up For the things I believe ♪
♪ Even if it means I might not be Dorothy ♪
We found a way!
Good thing he was wearing a diaper, huh?
[grunting]
Now, dentist, do the face crusher.
I thought we're doing the face stomper.
Just do something to the face.
[grunting]
Hello.
Miles, you look like you want an autograph. Here.
Hey, that's my math homework.
Well, now it's a collector's item.
You're welcome.
Mae, what I'm about to do is for your own good.
[crowd] Boco Yolo! Boco Yolo!
Everybody! I have an announcement!
Mae is not Boco Yolo!
[gasping]
She couldn't be Boco Yolo
because the truth is I'm Boco Yolo.
[gasping]
Steady boys.
We've done some selfish things before,
but this...
Here you go. It's my life savings.
[gasping]
- ...this is rock bottom. - No, it's not.
This is my best friend. I call him Bobby.
I want Squishy to have it.
This is.
Oh. [groaning]
It's snowing?
How did the weather change so quickly?
Mother Nature.
Maybe it was a little early to have a pool party.
Now, stack those up, loser.
I'm sorry, Sadie. Are you mad at us?
Oh, heck no.
I'm just embarrassed to be seen in the same room as you, silly.
Will you excuse us for a second?
♪ Oh, how I would love To sing it ♪
Wrong Wigglesworth.
♪ Oh, how I-- ♪
That was the right Wigglesworth, right?
Nice.
♪ Come back ♪
Go! [screaming]
[laughing] That was so good.
That was so funny.
I guess we won't be hanging out with those guys anymore.
I think we'll be just fine without them.
Oh, check it out. Dicky just texted.
It says, "Watch this awesomeness."
Huh. It really does go backwards.
[everyone] Rippa!
Don't do this, Dawn.
Come on. We have to make this look real.
So just go down.
I'm not going down. You go down.
No, you go down.
No. You go down.
Alright, Space Princess.
You can blast off, your shift's over.
No, I was actually wondering if you'd let me work
a double shift today. Please.
Seriously? You want more of this?
[dinging]
Of course I do. Isn't that why we work here?
'Cause we love the kids.
Hello... Brit.
Wow, Dawn, look at you.
Yes. Look at me. Oh!
[unintelligible] Are you okay?
I'm fine. Oh!
Alright! I love you guys on three! Ready?
One! Two! Three! I love you guys!
♪ There's four holes in my roof There's one thing I know ♪
♪ This is gonna cost us A whole lotta dough ♪
Even though that was completely insane,
it was one of the best moments of my life.
Of our lives.
Well, at least nothing's ever boring
in the Harper house.
Nothing ever will be.