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Joey: Ah! Good day everyone and welcome to today's video where I am in Miranda sings home.
Miranda: Finally the day has come when Joey Graceffa stalks me.
Joey: Yes
Miranda: So excited you're here.
Joey: Well, I'm actually here because I thought it'd be cool if we went shopping. Miranda: Got married!
Miranda: Oh, what?
Joey: No, not yet. Miranda:Oh ok, Joey :that day will come
Miranda: Yes, I knew it
Joey: But I thought it'd be cool if we went shopping for each other.
Oh, for our wedding
for our wedding, maybe.
Perhaps, but no just for fun. type of thing okay. Yeah. Oh you have well
Joey: a little lipstick on your nose
Miranda: get it...no with your tongue
Joey:Ok
Miranda:Ooh your tongue's so hard
Joey:Thank you! I've heard that before
Joey:So I've.... hahaha..... Did I scare you?
Miranda:Yeah it was shocking
Miranda:Gave me a tickle in a taint
joey:A what...M:a tickle in the taint...J: Oh in the tank yeah?
M:You know when you get scared and you feel tickles in places J:mm-hmm. M:Oh just me
So I thought it'd be cool if we went to the 99-cent store. I love that store, Me too
Yeah, and we have to buy it five things for each other that like pertain to each other of us
Stinkey !!!
So let's head off to the dollar store and let's go we can restore. Let's do more soothing
Okay, so I'm inside the 99-cent store. This is probably the biggest 99-cent store. I've ever seen a whole look at this
There's so much to choose from I'm going to find the best gifts possible for her
I feel like they need to go to the little kids section because well. She's Miranda and
That's the kind of stuff. She's probably into so I will check in with you guys once. I find the perfect gifts
And get from my very first item will debase knives in case he ever tries to leave me. I think that's really romantic
It's just showing how dedicated I am to our relationship, so this is don't look
Joey don't look
Okay, I have a really good prank idea for her
I'm gonna get these amazing plain noodles, and I'm gonna tell her that they're noodles that you can eat
And I'm gonna see if she actually tries to eat them so let's put this in the basket
You're gonna sit on the next item this is easy
I don't know why he's calling as a challenge look at this a waste reduce all so we can look really smashed for each other
So he can use this on his tummy while I kiss him it's good for
You know being conservative to hide the belly button hole and when he gets me pregnant
I can use this to hide the baby bomb so I'm not like cardi B. Showing it to everybody it'll be just for us
I'll be our little secret that I'm pregnant so this will be really romantic
OMG they have clothes here (Gasp)
I Could get her a dress
This is perfect it's like an Elsa dress or something okay, so that's an option or I could make her fit into one of these
oh
Wait, I had no idea
Okay, let's look through here
You guys. I found something really good look at things this can be used for so many things
This can be used to like clean out the potty because you know I'm gonna be clogging that thing
It's can be used for itching each other's backs
Tickling romance and getting this for sure okay? I
Have the best idea so you know how Miranda loves meat well?
I found the meat section, and I think would be so funny if we give her a (H) Jabanero
super spicy
slim-jim and she will feel the fire within and I'm sure
she'll Freak the hell out you guys, I just said the freaking Jackpot
Look at this
Oysters, this is only 99 cents, and I'm pretty sure this is how you get pearls and diamonds is inside things like this, so
Look at this. Oh, sorry i dropped it
Look at this. This look delicious I gotta get these oysters, Oh they got sardines
Only 99 cents this is a freaking steel
Spot it a wild miranda sings in the wild
What the hell what is she gonna do with that?
Why ? what the heck?
Does she doing oh my god, Miranda?
What are you doing?
Okay, let's go somewhere else
This is my favorite freaking snack, and if he does not get this for me
He loses a challenge cuz how long Sausage winners get it in my freaking mouth oh?
My gosh. I just found something I have to get look at this dress
It's so cute
This is a really good present for Joey because I could wear this like you know when the lady goes
oh Let me slip into something a little bit most comfortable to be Sexy Hello?!
How could he resist me in this I'm gonna bring in two seconds flat, okay, so I got my five things
I'm gonna leave the last two as a surprise to you guys
So let's go buy these things and uh go give our give these gifts to Miranda, since since he's probably gonna get me pregnant
I'm gonna have to take this
Obviously I'm talking about after were married. So don't be freaking porn Pervert after were married, and then you take one of these
Or maybe he's gonna have to take one of these cuz I'm the frisky one here or so don't get a pregnancy test
Okay, I think I got all my things let's go
Oh, okay, so we are back from the 99-cent store my bag is a surprize
Okay, so I feel you should go one by one okay perfect, so do you want to go first?
Okay, so
We're gonna get married
Some would say that. really soon
So I thought for when that day comes I need to be look sexy as ever for you
So this is a gift for you, but for me too wear
Wait, i don't think you understood the premise of the video, what do you mean yes i did this is for you.
Okay, so I get to wear it no I get to wear it
Give me pre me how is that a gift for me? That sounds like?
Anyone who sees me and this that's the best gift ever
How about I try wearing it first? Oh you trying to get me turn on?
Yeah, okay. I see it a little bigger than what I'd go for but yes. I know you're very schema queen
Okay there we go come on make it work
oh My goodness I cannot wait to kiss you
That's what I call laundromat, ladies and gents (Unexpected burp) oh the chemistry is thriving in here
I'm choking it. I love it. Oh choking
Yeah, oh my god, I might have to kind of for you oh
I don't know
This is coming off
So we're just gonna keep this on for a little while I can handle a since you got me a really cute outfit
I figured I would return the favor
Okay, look at that
Joey and you got me a wedding dress
No it was elsa's dress it was from the movie frozen but..
It was from a movie frozen but oh
She is beauty. She is Grace. She's Miss Miranda sings I
I do. No not yet.
Are you talking about your touching yes, did you hear that that was my Dookie?
your not supposed to take that out of the closet, Joey. What was this doing in your closet?
It was annoying me earlier, so I put it in the freakin Closet
Oh, it's so furry and fluffy don't please do not she's gonna. Put me on her foot
It's good. You should lick it
Probably cuz they left her in the closet for so long. Do you want a whole time yes?
Okay, I'm ready for my next. Yes, okay, since we're beginning to get really Frisky. I was thinking we're gonna be needing this
Because you know this is happening on the wedding. Oh my gosh
I got you the exact same thing. No you didn't that Joey great minds think I'm lying or slow me mom
I got a different brand we can be a double sure we don't right now. We should each take one okay here
Okay, you try that we need to pee on them, yeah
Portman are you lick it. I think you could do it either. Okay? I'm gonna miss to fit in this one
positive
Is two lines and negative is one line look
Mister wine she's pregnant. I'm pregnant
Look at these. I'm not pregnant though. I mean I mean one line how did that happen?
Probably when I licked your nose. We have to get married right now how am I gonna explain this to my freaky mom?
You're not oh, how could you marry me if you're not ready to be a daddy, I'm not gonna be your daddy
You are my daddy trust me I?
Feel like we need to move on through these yeah
Because now I'm pregnant so I could be having a baby. She could be having one any moment. Oh wait
I'll give you a gift now
Okay, so I know how much you love like mac and cheese and noodles and stuff so I got you rainbow
noodles
What !! they're called amazing
noodles, and they're rainbow and you eat them and
They're really good for you macaroni cheese, yeah
There's that was just the green one here tried the new ones
They're stale
Just have to try Oh try the pizza morning these are vegan
I hate me it's gonna taste like nothing
There's little entities like me and boom
try it oh
My god
It's good
All right, well you would talk about food, I'm gonna show you something then okay, cuz I know how to do my man
Right I went into the meat section cuz I was feeling really hungry
I know you don't eat meat however hear me out on this this
Special treat will satisfy us Gump. I'll get to eat the meat and you can try the meats
Because probably not real let's be honest
Also it's going to have basically I'm gonna go strolling rich
Smoked oysters in a can we stirs have pearls in them bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Where is it Dog? What are you talking about? I'm calling you the bitch. Honey. What i'm not a dog?
Okay, that is not going anywhere near my mouth. Yes it is . It's a delicious treat
How about you test out to make sure it's good
No, because there's pearls inside didn't you always come with pearls they do and they're also in aphrodesia
it smells. wait where is the freaky problem, I'm looking for oh wait you have to fight the pearl. Oh, I'll get it. This is your present
Maybe the pussycat will want one
Okay, so we have two things left
So I know how much you love meat, so I got you a meet stick my god. Yes. Thank you
Oh, yeah, yeah, cuz you're gonna be a daddy now cuz I'm playing on spank me Mommy
Yeah, mommy that feels good mommy. joey loves a good meat stick Do you know how does it mean to think you're trying? I don't do me sorry
Oh
It's the habanero
Oh my god. It's so freaky. Don't like spicy no
I'm gonna get a bruise oh ow
You got a bad girl how dare you spit that out. Stop it. Never do that again alright. I got my next thing for you
This is because since now that we're married. You need to keep your finger are nice for me because I'm very famous
Bitch, What are you trying to say? I'm trying to say you gotta look cute,
A waste reducer and then now that I'm pregnant I can wear that to hide the baby bump so that there's not all the paparazzi
Of us, so you got it for you. No i got it for us
Wow
That was a good one right it was okay, so I can put it on the baby, too
So that I look really Skinny for the baby. I don't think its really healthy for the baby to like keep it like restricted and everything? Who cares it's inside of me.
okay last, but not least is
Something really cool. It's called
fantasy
Whoa you love that kind of stuff. Yeah, I love fantasy
Crystals or something well there's a lot
They're colorful
Is this Orbieez?
Yes, oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. Oh this orbie popped
No, wait try it pulling it down the Orbeez freakin popped. What a ripoff and it's wet
Why so wet. I don't know
Joey you got me busted Orbeez
Yeah
The fun they can blow them up like a balloon wow! that's a big old organ
See it's a good orbie now. Bri latex condem condom condom condom
What's a condom well, it's like a condominium
Yeah, similar to that. Okay, so this is the last one. I can't wait
This is what you have to look forward to if you ever break my heart, the hell?
I'll be watching you wherever you go, okay?
This will go through your esophagus, where's the esophagus oh?
This challenge um I don't think so because I got you these really colorful or B things
Why do you see me, but I can't even freaking eat
I got you boy stirs with pearls in it you're gonna be a freakin millionaire because of me
What's mine is yours and what's mine is mine?
No, what's my everything's yours is mine and what's mine well?
I hope you guys enjoyed today's
video if you did please give it a big ol thumbs up and go check out
Miranda's channel where what are we about to do for your channel? Oh, man. It's about to go down. We're recreating
Celebrity couple photos, and I'm pregnant so just imagine what's happening there
All right, so go ahead on over there, and I will see you next time good damn. Bye