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from the Angels of Paradiso to the
demons of Inferno there is a name feared
by both the lights and the dark and her
name is Bayonetta joining normal guy
walking down the street she may look
like your average seven foot tall car
cane Xuan Amazon woman with good fashion
sense but Bayonetta is actually one of
the last Umbra witches a gland of
mystics allied with demon kind named
cerveza upon birth she spent her early
life growing up an outcast due to her
parents being from rival clans her
father illumine sage and her mother in
Umbra which see the sages and witches
had one rule to follow
don't make babies with the others at
glan because according to prophecy it
would bring on the destruction of the
universe so naturally it was only a
matter of time before somebody couldn't
keep it in their pants
pulling out works every time but the
last time you would know with the pack
now broken war ensued between the two
factions in the end only two witches
survived
sarasu and her rival slash future friend
Jean hoping to prevent the apocalypse
Jean used a special dagger to seal a
waist erases memories and put her into a
500 year long coma when serezha woke up
from her epic power nap she took on her
new name bayonetta and set out to find
her lost memories
luckily for her she had just the right
weapon for the job her hair as an Umbra
witch not only does her hair service are
clothing I'm having a really hard time
deciding whether or not that's hot or
just disgusting she can also use it to
summon the demon madamebutterfly to aid
her in battle this technique though
wicked weaves creates portals for the
giant demon to deliver devastating
punches and kicks Bayonetta can also
walk on walls and ceilings with which
walk and even transform into animals to
fly run super fast and dodge attacks but
her most useful technique is which time
by slowing down time itself Bayonetta
can dodge practically anything while
unleashing a barrage of attacks
Bayonetta is basically a tall sexy
armoury
she wields gun let's go Durga which
attack with fire and electricity a huge
site that ruts the souls of its victims
and a freaking lightsaber called pilote
ugh she has a bow that fires poison
arrows and chainsaw made of dragon
scales of massive hammer that can cause
earthquakes with every strike and even
ice skates which a deck with ice
obviously but her most beloved weapons
are her 4 pistol set called love is blue
rather than swap between them like a
normal person she somehow manages to
wield all of them at once by using not
only her hands but also her feet how
does that work does she have like some
kind of weird thumbs on her ankles or
something they were gonna detract from
the hotness back there just a bit oh my
god she's covered in there and she uses
her feet like hands she's a monkey [ __ ]
your words this is well we may have to
research this a little bit further how
about you come back next week for the
full episode I'm sure we'll have this
sorted out by then and be sure to check
out what old funky witch's opponent
dante is bringing next week and of
course watch our other episodes I come
and you know really please