>>OH RIGHT THERE. >>UH!
>>HEY GUYS. GUYS, I GOT IT.
MURDER CITY MAYHEM. CRITICS SAY IT'S THE MOST REALISTIC GAME
OF ALL TIME. >>DO WE HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO LAST US THROUGH
THE WINTER? >>YEAH, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO STOP PLAYING.
I'VE GOT FOOD, DRINKS, AND DEPENDS. >>I CALL NEXT AFTER JASON.
>>PLEASE STAND IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN. >>DUDE, YOU GET TO PLAY YOURSELF.
>>THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING. >>GIVE ME THIS.
>>IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE. >>YEAH.
>>YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO INFILTRATE YOUR RIVAL GANG AND STEAL THEIR SECRET PLANS.
>>COPY THAT. [GUN COCKING] LET'S GO TO WAR.
>>I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. >>THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ALL THE DAYS!
>>OKAY GENTLEMEN. I LOVE MY HAIR IN THIS.
>>YEAH, IT'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING. >>I SHOULD GO TO WAR.
>>OKAY. OH, OOPS.
IT'S ON INVERTED. HOLD ON.
OKAY, GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
BACK IN BUSINESS. >>OH, OH!
TAKE OUT THAT GUARD. >>OKAY GOTCHA!
>>HERE WE GO. >>OKAY CALM DOWN, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
OKAY? >>OH YEAH!
>>CONGRATULATIONS, WANTED LEVEL INCREASED. >>OH YEAH!
OH PHONE CALL. HERE.
IT'S PROBABLY THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING. >>JASON, I JUST SAW YOUR NAME ON THE NEWS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >>WOW.
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM. THAT'S CRAZY.
>>TURN YOURSELF IN JASON. THINK OF THE EXAMPLE YOU ARE SETTING FOR
YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS. >>YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME VIDEO-GAME MOM!
>>YEAH [LAUGHTER] YEAH!
>>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. PARENT'S HEART BROKEN.
>>OH MAN. THIS GAME IS REALISTIC RIGHT?
>>RUN AWAY FROM THOSE GUYS BEFORE THEY KILL YOU.
>>YEAH, GOTCHA. OKAY.
>>HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.
JUMP KICK! >>BOOM!
YEAH. YOU THINK THAT'S NICE.
CHECK THIS OUT HEEL CLICK! >>QUICK, STEAL THAT CAR.
>>GET OUT OF THE CAR. GET OUT OF THE CAR!
>>I HAVE A FAMILY! PLEASE. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S JUST A GAME. I'VE SEEN YOU PULL OLD WOMAN OUT OF THEIR
CARS AND THEN BURN THEIR WALKERS!
>>OKAY THIS IS DIFFERENT MAN! JUST, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>REALLY? >>I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS.
HE DRIVES A MINI-VAN. HE'S PROBABLY STRUGGLING.
>>NO! >>JUST GO.
>>YEAH LOOK. SEE HOW GRATEFUL HE IS?
>>WHAT? >>OH!
>>THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ACCIDENT GUYS. WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE.
>>UNGRATEFUL. >>WHY?
>>WOW. >>NO!
>>OKAY, WELL I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. THIS ISN'T GOOD SAMARITAN MAYHEM.
GO STEAL ANOTHER CAR. >>WAIT, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA. >>OH.
YES! GREAT IDEA!
ROB THAT BANK! >>YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME MORE MONEY.
>>I KNOW. >>STEALING FROM PEOPLE-- >>ALL RIGHT.
>>I GOT THIS. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>I'M APPLYING FOR A CAR LOAN. IT'S THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO.
>>NO! >>LOOK AT THAT INTEREST RATE!
>>YOU'RE BORROWING A 25.8 AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE! >>ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. >>GIVE ME THAT CONTROLLER.
WHO'S THE BOSS NOW? >>OH!
>>THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY! >>YEAH, MATT KNOWS HOW TO PLAY.
>>THIS IS HOW YOU GET AN AUTO-LOAN. >>A BAZOOKA, REALLY?
>>OH. YOU JUST GOT TO BE STRONG.
[BABY CRYING] >>NO! NOT MY BABY!
>>THAT IS A BABY AND THAT IS RETIRED NAVY SEAL,
AND THAT IS A BABY SEAL. THAT IS ADORABLE.
TAKE THIS. >>OH!
[EXPLOSION] >>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED, BABY SEAL TERMINATED.
>>THE COPS ARE COMING, YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
>>I CAN FIX THIS! I CAN FIX THIS!
>>YOU GOT TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. THEY'RE GOING TO RECOGNIZE YOU!
>>GOOD IDEA. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO UM-- HOW ABOUT THAT? THERE WE GO.
>>ARE YOU A HOTDOG? >>OKAY, LOOK GUYS!
I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE. >>GO OUT THE BACK DOOR.
>>OKAY, HERE WE GO. OUT THE BACK DOOR.
WE'RE GOOD. >>NO.
>>ALL RIGHT. OKAY LOOK.
>>ALL RIGHT. >>HEART ATTACK.
NICE KILL. >>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY.
>>WHY? IF YOU WERE WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES...
>>NO! OH!
>>FAMILY PUSHED INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC. >>YOU CAN SAVE THAT GUY!
>>PERSON SAVED. >>EL DIABLO.
>>THANK YOU. [LAUGHTER] >>THAT IS IT!
NO MORE OF THIS GAME! >>WHO DESIGNED THIS?
>>COME ON! >>AND WHY ARE THEY SO TALENTED?
>>STUPID GAME! DIE!
I HATE IT SO MUCH. UH!
[PHONE DIALING] HEY MOM? >>JASON?
>>I JUST WANT, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I'M SORRY FOR ANYTHING I'VE
EVER DONE BAD. >>--YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE THE
SENTIMENT JASON, BUT CAN I CALL YOU BACK? >>WHAT?
>>YOU SEE, I'M PLAYING MURDER CITY MAYHEM AND THESE
BABY SEALS AREN'T GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES. >>MOM?