- Oh, I'm not looking forward to this one
after seeing your guys' reaction!
Sorry, spoilers.
Oh! that will literally make me vomit.
Like... (coughs)
- (chuckles) Oh no.
(gags)
- Why is this happening to me?
- If you like, don't like the taste of milk,
then it would...
Why would you take another sip?
- Okay, today we're gonna be ranking choccy milk.
Let's freaking go, let's get it!
- [Ryan] Badum, tsh! Let's get it!
- [Hameda] Choccy milk, AKA chocolate milk,
AKA chocolate-flavored milk.
- I love choccy milk, but slightly unpopular opinion,
I will usually go for strawberry milk.
- What is the thought process behind strawberry milk?
- When I was a child, I would get strawberry milk
because it was pink and pink was my favorite color.
- (laughs) Okay, that's the reason.
- Can you tell I like pink?
- It is very exciting, It's chocolate fucking milk!
- Damn, Ryan, careful.
This is for your children.
- I don't want it to be watery,
Like I want it to be creamy and chocolatey.
Like, don't try to be healthy, like your chocolate milk.
Just be chocolate milk! - Just be you!
We'll be ranking the choccy milk on a tier system,
from "super god", "god", "ok", "meh", "nah".
And whichever one gets the most super god votes wins.
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- Okay, first up we've got Barista Bros...
- Yeah, Ooh! I love the colors.
- Ice chocolate.
This is a new one on the scene.
- Yeah. Is it? I've never heard of it.
- I've seen these ones like I feel like in vending machines.
- Yes! I think I've had the coffee version of this.
- Yes!
- The crazy thing about this is as it's actually five stars.
Like, I don't know that chocolate milk can be five stars?
- What?
- That sounds fake. - This cannot be healthy, No!
- Yeah, wow. - Mhmm!
- Wow.
- Do you know what it smells like?
That is crazy.
- You know that yogurt called "yogo"?
- It's exactly like that.
Yeah, It's exactly like yogo.
- Mhmm! - Very rich.
- Okay, let's go for it. - Okay.
- Oh, that's good. - That's really good.
- They've had to substitute the "no added sugar"
for some type of other sweetener and I can taste it!
It's kind of like when you drink Diet Coke,
it doesn't quite taste like normal Coke?
- Yeah, it does taste a little bit strange.
- Mhmm.
- This has a slight aftertaste
that I'm not a hundred percent into.
- Do you know why? - Why?
- It's low fat milk.
- Milk with an aftertaste of sadness.
- Yeah.
- But the chocolate isn't bad.
- I'm not mad at this one, I'm gonna go "God"!
- I'm gonna go "Okay".
- I'm going to rank this one a "Meh".
- Really? No way.
Okay, I'm going "God",
because I would totally down this whole thing,
but it's not perfect.
- [Ryan] Ooh! "The Coach House Dairy".
It looks like it's fancy and it probably costs like $10.
- And nothing's wrong with fancy.
- Oh, not bad.
- Oh! It's different.
- It tastes like melted chocolate in milk.
- Yeah, like legit chocolate!
- That's just like chocolate milk, I'll tell you what.
- It's just like chocolate milk, people!
You heard it, he's spoken, it tastes like chocolate milk.
- If this tastes like chocolate, what are we drinking?
(laughs) Do you know what I mean?
Like, if I was like "Oh, this is chocolate!",
What have we been having?
- It literally tastes like you melted some chocolate
and poured some milk in, and like whisked it up.
- Maybe on like a cool night you could warm this up,
and it would like, just hit the spot?
Just like, keep you nice and, from being chilly?
- It's pretty good! Like, I can't really find a flaw in it.
So, I'm gonna have to go "Super God".
- I really like that, that's "Super God", dude.
- It's "Super God" for me too, yeah.
- I wanna give this one a "god" because it is good!
- It's just not blowing my stuff...
- Good, God!
- Oh, this is the brand of milk
that my parents have with their tea!
- Dairy farmers? - Yeah.
- It's just light like, it's basically milk.
- Yeah, It's not... it's not as thick as some of the others.
- Mhmm.
- It's interesting, like now that I've had the fancy one
that tastes like real chocolate,
I'm just like, what even is this?
- This one's a "nah" for me.
- I'm going "okay".
- If I want a chocolate milk, I'm gonna skull it.
If I wanna like savor it and have an experience,
I'll get a milkshake. - Mhmm.
- Do you know what I mean? - Yes, Yes!
- This is more like a chocolate milk and I, I respect it.
I think I'm gonna give this one a "god"!
- I'm gonna give this an "okay",
Just because it has that weird aftertaste that I don't love.
- Next up "Oak", Let's freaking go.
- Hell yes!
- Yes.
- This is like the chocolate milk King.
- This is the one I go for every time.
My only critique is that it's a giant carton,
and you can't like reseal it easily?
- No.
- So when you open it,
like you have to drink the whole thing.
Which is kind of nice because then it's like
it's not my fault that I have to drink the whole thing?
Like...
- Cheerio. - Cheer, cheers!
- It's perfect! So I'm gonna give it a "super god".
- I will agree, It's a "super god"!
- It doesn't taste like milk, it tastes like chocolate milk.
It's iconic, It's getting a "super god"!
- I'm gonna give this one a "super god" also.
- "Milo" in a can. - Oh my god!
- Is "Milo" chocolate milk?
- No. - It's not.
- It's malt.
- We both know that "Milo" is like one of the best drinks,
Like we love it. - Yeah.
- I feel like this one's going to be delicious!
(gags)
- Hmm.
- I don't know?
- Oh, oh! - That's so weird.
- I would like...
Yeah, I don't...
I'd not, I don't know, no! (laughs)
- Oh my God, that was bizarre!
- Yeah, that is so strange.
- Oh my god, protein! - Protein!
This tastes like protein powder!
- Yeah! (shout)
- This is my first "nah".
- No thanks, "nah". - No, "nah".
- I've got too much of a affinity for Milo,
so I reckon I'm gonna give it a... "meh".
- Whoa. - Nippy!
- I've never seen this before.
- Getting a little nippy in here!
- Let's dive in.
- Well, high expectations coming up for Nippy's!
- Oh god, no. - No.
- I can't taste the chocolate at all!
- No.
- Uh... - Oh!
Do you know what it tastes like?
It tastes like the first one
because it's got that "yogo" flavor.
But it doesn't have the gross aftertaste,
So it's actually good!
- I feel like the first one is kind of better, actually!
- It's been slightly flavored, but it's mostly milk.
- And like not good milk. - No!
- I think the flavor's like, boom!
- I'm gonna go "ok". - Oh, tongue.
I'm gonna go "god".
- I'm gonna give it a "meh".
- I'm gonna give it a, a "meh".
What is this all about? - What?
- Moo chocolate? (cow moos)
"Give me a shake before opening", I can do that darling.
Don't worry about that! - I love this!
- Wait, "pull ear out", why did you pull the ear out?
- Because it looks like a little cow.
- This is amazing.
- Bitch, I'm a cow.
- (both) Bitch, I'm a cow.
I'm not a cat, I don't say "meow".
- Yes, Stunning.
All right, let's try it!
Oh, sorry,
I already started drinking it and it's really delicious!
(gags) - That tastes like milk!
- You don't like it? I like it.
- Oh, geez. That's, that's, that's creamy.
- More creamy, less chocolatey.
- Yeah. (coughs)
- Slightly nutty?
It's kind of like a "ferrero rocher"?
- I'm gonna go "meh" because it's,
it's not super chocolatey and that's...
that's an important factor for me.
- "God".
- "Nah", It tastes like, it just tastes like milk.
- Straight up "nah" from Sohan?
- Yeah, It's a "nah".
- It's milk forward, chocolate second?
- Yeah. - Which I understand,
if you like, don't like the taste of milk.
Why would you take another sip?
- I'm just confirming, ew!
- You literally almost threw up.
(laughs)
- See? Context right?
One day I went to the fridge to get a bottle of milk,
and it was off and I drank it.
And then I tasted it,
and I felt so sick and I never had milk again.
So whenever I drink milk, it reminds me of that.
- Okay, now I understand.
- So I can't. - That's fair.
And I'm sorry for your trauma.
- Thank you for understanding.
- I'm gonna give this guy "god".
- Why? (laughs)
- Because I haven't had that trauma.
(drum rolls) - The winner is...
Oak milk!
- [Ryan] Woo! Oak Milk! - [Tom] Well done.
- Yes, well deserved!
- Keep doing what you're doing, Oak.
- Keep doing it, never change.
- This will hit the spot.
- I've still got a spot and it's not being hit.
Where's your spot? I mean, I can hit it for you.