From having sex with a fence to making up a story about killing a bear with a knife,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the weirdest things people have done to impress their crushes.
I’m Doopie, and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by BoxLivesMatter Spincess
One day during a game of Truth or Dare at lunch, Spincess’s crush Tolop told her it
would be funny if someone danced on the school lunch tables.
Spincess thought about it, and the next day she came to school with a radio.
At lunch, Spincess played the songs “Treat You Better” and “Despacito.”
Once Tolop was watching, she got up and danced on the table.
While she was dancing, she slipped and fell on another kid, who pushed Tolop order to
save himself.
Tolop got his face pushed into the plate of mashed potatoes next to him, and then got
beat up by the school bully for "stealing" his lunch.
So now Tolop hates her and says a rock could have treated him better.
Number 9 was Submitted by Bergbomb Hellbent Hellbent grew up in a small town where everyone
was kinda redneck.
When he turned 20 he moved to a larger town and got a job with a flooring company.
He started falling for one of the girls in the office and thought he could impress her
with his hunting skills.
So when hunting season came around, Hellbent and his brother went out and shot a 600-pound
bear.
Hellbent brought the bear to the shop to skin it.
Hellbent’s boss was a hunter too, so he allowed it.
Hellbent’s crush came in and saw the huge bear strung up, and Hellbent standing there
with a knife, covered in blood.
She actually thought Hellbent had been attacked by the bear and killed it with the knife.
Hellbent’s boss backed up that version of the story, and she ended up asking Hellbent
out.
Number 8 was Submitted by EdgeR00Star Nixxiom When Nixxiom was in middle school, he told
his crush he could play her any song she wanted on the guitar.
She asked if Nixxiom could write a song just for her, and he agreed.
That’s when Nixxiom begged his mom to buy him a guitar, because he didn’t own one
and had actually never played before.
His mom finally agreed and got him a cheap electric guitar from a pawn shop.
Nixxiom brought his guitar to school every day to practice, and when his crush came to
him, he said he was still working on her song.
Nixxiom never did write that song, or date that girl.
But he did learn to play guitar, and now makes his living performing in a local metal band.
Number 7 was Submitted by Comet_2004 Andie The weirdest thing Andie ever did to impress
her crush, Adam, was when they were walking together in the hallway to their second class.
Andie and Adam were already best friends, so Andie decided it was a good idea to purposely
trip so that Adam would catch her.
She put her foot in front of his and tripped... and fell face first on the ground.
Adam didn't grab her, he just stood there in shock and laughed at her.
He at least helped her up and walked her to the nurse – because Andie’s nose was bleeding.
Number 6 was Submitted by BossBliss1234_4321 Gooby
One day Gooby and her crush Dolan were walking home from a movie with some friends.
They lived right next door to each other so Dolan offered to walk Gooby home.
On the way, they found a kitten stuck under a drainage pipe in the street.
Gooby thought it was her opportunity to show him she was kind and caring, so she ran to
the kitten and pulled it out.
Gooby brought the kitten to Dolan and suggested he take it home with him.
Dolan said, "Thanks but…
I'm allergic."
Then he started sneezing.
The next day he told their friends and they all laughed and teased Gooby for not knowing.
Number 5 was Submitted by ShadowCVII Grgak When Grgak was 15, he and his crush Melon
went out for a walk and met up with Grgak’s friend, MKyleM.
MKyleM also had a crush on Melon, so Grgak felt like he had to do anything to impress
her.
MKyleM decided they should all play truth or dare.
Grgak dared MKyleM to make himself vomit.
He didn't back down and made himself vomit, pretty much ruining him.
Melon’s dare was for Grgak to "have sex" with a nearby construction fence.
Grgak was ready to do anything, so his stuck his limp penis through the fence.
Grgak and Melon have now been dating for two years, and she later told Grgak that doing
that dare was when she started having feelings for him.
Number 4 was Submitted by Pixelated_Game Melissa Melissa and her friend had a crush on the
same guy, and neither of them would give him up.
Melissa told her friend that if she could beat Melissa in a game, she would back down.
Melissa won the game, so her friend started telling their crush that Melissa KICKED HER
DOG.
The story spread through the whole school, so Melissa started telling everyone the exact
opposite - that her friend had kicked Melissa’s dog.
Somehow, Melissa ended up winning the rumor war, and she ended up dating their crush.
Melissa and her friend apologized and remained friends.
Now Melissa’s friend has a boyfriend as well, and they both laugh when one of them
brings it up.
Number 3 was Submitted by Xarillion Pringle Pringle was in gym class with the girl he
had a crush on, and she was sitting and watching him play badminton 2-on-1 against his friends.
Pringle was beating them, so he got a little cocky and started showing off.
Pringle’s friend hit one over his head, and when he turned around for it, he twisted
his ankle and then fell on it, which snapped the bone.
Determined to still look like a badass, Pringle tried to play it off, saying it was just a
bad sprain.
In the next class, Pringle’s crush sat next to him while Pringle was pale and sweaty from
holding back the pain.
The teacher noticed what was wrong and decided to look at it.
Pringle’s ankle was twisted 90 degrees to the side and horrifically swollen.
Pringle confessed when he came back with a cast.
She called him an idiot, but hey, it worked.
Number 2 was Submitted by Marshall_lee666 Pandora
In first grade, Pandora had a bunch of what she believed to be pixie dust.
She dumped it all over her head just as her crush walked past, and told him that she could
fly because of it.
To prove it, Pandora climbed to the top of the playground and yelled down to her crush,
"once I'm in the sky I'm coming back for you!"
Pandora jumped, and fell flat on the ground.
Everyone laughed and he walked away, but Pandora’s crush came back with a teacher, so she was
okay.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I ever did to impress
a crush?