Hey guys! So the Super Bowl is right around the corner
*Dun Dunn!*
Bowl: HOW DID HE KNOW?
And I'm pretty excited this year :D
But I'm not gonna lie, I haven't always been :(
Growing up, I was never the biggest football fan
And for those of you that don't live in the US (America)
I don't mean this kind of football...
Or this kind of football...
Or even these kind of footballs...
(Ryan Kicks Will's Balls...)
I'm talking about this kind of football
(Catches Football)
*Ooooh yeaah*
When I was younger, I never enjoyed watching football
But for some reason all of my friends seem to obsess over it.
I was just that kid who wanted to fit in
whenever my friends would watch it. :(
Ryan's only friends: Go. GO. GO! GO!! GO!!! GO!!!!
YEEEAAH!!
(yes!)
*Cheering teenagers*
(Can't wait to update my twitter)
*More raving teens*
HOMERUN!!
*"What did he just say" looking contest*
Uh..
Hole-
Hole-in-one?
Um..
*Nervous Laughing*
H-Headshot?
Comment "I saw you" If you see this.
Lets go Forty-Niners?
YEAH!
WOO
*More rave cheering*
LOUD NOISES!!!
But whether you like football or not
One of the best parts of the super bowl has got to be the commercials.
I feel like that's the one part that everyone looks forward to.
Guys, girls, moms, dads, grandpas, grandmas, cats, platypuses?
Platypi?
cactuses, cacti
(I don't know what I'm doing.)
This year something big happened to me.
That's what she said-I pretty much got a call and...
...well let me just show it to you. Take a look!
Yes?
Yes-No that's perfect!
Alright thank you so much!
Ok bye!
Dude!
I just got asked to audition for a super bowl commercial
What?
Seriously?
Yeah man! Wonderful pistachios wants me to audition for them and send them a tape.
wait
This wonderful pistachios?
Yes!
This wonderful pistachios
Dude that's freaking awesome man!
how did yo- Wait. How do you have that bag if I'm holding it right here?
*Ryans staring deeply into the pistachios*
Continuity?
Continuity. (Nevermind)
Anyway that's awesome man, what do you have to do?
Well..
*Ryan narrating* "You see kids,
all they wanted me to do was send in a regular audition tape
reading a few lines,
but I thought i'd give them a little more."
Well they want me to record myself reading a few lines
but I want my audition to stand out
so..
I think I'm gonna add just a little bit more.
*Ryan narrating* "And so I did."
Hey Ryan,
go long! *Super cheesy voice*
*Intense music*
*phew*
Wo-whoa wait!
Hold on!
What?
Continuity.
*Even more intense music*
Now that's what I call: wonderful pistachios!
Wonderful pistachios, Get Crackin'.
Hey Ryan! Can I have some of those?
Pistachi-No!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha *laugh track*
Wonderful!
Pistachios!
7 years in pistachios!
(If you pick Ryan Higa you can have the song too)
Yes I understand sir.
Ok
Thank you.
They said I got it!
No way!
Yeah they said that they liked it so much they might just air my audition tape as the commercial
to save money :D
Dude that is freaking amazing! :DD
The only way it might not happen is if they find a better and more popular asian in the next day or so.
*Narrator Ryan* "You see kids,
back in the day there weren't many popular asians
in entertainment..."
Dude, why do you keep talking to us?
Yeah, we don't even know you.
Yeah, we're not your kids.
And that's when I realized kids, that I did not have kids.
Wait you can't freeze frame us, you're telling us the story.
We're not actually IN the story so...
"But I totally could.
You see kids, I'm telling you a story about me telling a story about-"
We're not your kids either.
*hummed How I Met Your Mother theme ending*
That was the worst episode of 'How I Never Met Your Mother.'
I know, so can you please put the game back on?
Finee!
*exasperated sigh*
See I told you we were going to miss the third quarter if we changed the channel just to watch-
Wait. Check it out.
Wonderful pistachios
Get Crackin'
*on-screen footsteps*
*SLAM*
That...
was...
so good!
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Now I understand why they didn't take your audition!
Wait...
If that whole scenario happened in that How I Never Met Your Mother episode,
then how did we watch that commercial outside of the show,
and how did I even audition in that reality when I'm here in this one
*Dramatic music*
Continuity?
Continuity.
And that's pretty much the whole story of how I almost got a commercial but I didn't because of PSY.
*Narrator Ryan* Or so I thought.
You see kids,
*More How I Met Your Mother music*
TEEHEE!