The Australian is definitely not a sexy accent.
"How you going babe?"
No, but I think-
"Give us a kiss, honey."
Oh Lord...
"You're looking hot."
Oh Lord.
"You're looking so hot."
I was just saying, yeah....
"So sexy."
Nature's most powerful aphrodisiac,
the Australian accent is not.
[Erin, producer] So how do we think we are going to fare today?
Do you think we're going to agree, disagree?
Oh, we're going to... um...
agree on that.
Why do I feel like you can win this game?
You can't win this game.
I'm excited.
Okay.
And scared.
Well, hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I mean, yeah. I'm going to back myself.
[Anya] I think-
[Chris] I don't want to die.
I think you should, ah...
Yeah.
I think I'm confused
because I do have an actual real fear of zombies.
Do you?
Yeah, I kind of know that they're not real, but-
Why do you think you'll survive longer than me?
Because that fear would keep me f**king alive.
Oh... fear is a good motivator.
I would be like, yes,
I'm not getting eaten by a zombie.
Yeah.
That's not happening to me.
Unless I pushed you out the door...
Unless, well, yeah.
...used you as bait.
We've said that we'd probably be quite good as a team.
Yeah.
But you want to use me as bait?
But I'd use you as a decoy, yeah.
Which doesn't make me feel
like we're a team.
You're a great team member
because you sacrificed yourself for the team, right?
Am I right? Is that-
Well, my superpower
is compassion.
Yeah.
Your weakness is your kindness.
Yeah, okay. We disagree.
[Erin] Weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?
Flamethrower.
Wow.
Wow, that was immediate.
That was so quick.
I'm actually, I'm going to go, I'm going to disagree.
You're right. You win, yeah.
Flamethrower.
Anya Taylor-Joy is my weapon of choice.
Yeah. Thanks, bud.
I'd like to think so.
[Anya] Ah...
I actually-
[Chris] You've got to... want to think so.
I flew a little bit
on my way back from your house to Sydney
Did you?
I flew for a little bit, yeah.
[Chris] Oh.
I've taken a couple of lessons.
I've landed a plane.
Well done!
Well, I did,
when I shot a movie called Spiderhead,
I went up in this aeroplane.
Propeller?
With the float things on it - like, it lands on the water.
And I was flying around with the co-pilot
because they were going to shoot me in the film doing that.
'Because they were going to shoot me.'
Shoot myself, yeah.
And then he let me land it
and then I landed and I looked over and I was like, "Oh."
And he goes, "You did that."
And he's got his hand off the wheel. I was like, "Ah!"
Did it feel good?
Yeah, if I'd known he'd taken his hands.
It's not the wheel either, by the way.
Yeah.
Let me back up.
It depends on the kind of plane.
I'm not trying to land a Boeing 747.
Nah, no. But the one with the float on.
Yeah, if one's smaller, then I'll do that.
Yeah.
[Erin] 50% of men think they could.
That so checks out.
"I could land a plane."
"We could also get under the hood and fix it and stuff."
You can't even change a tire.
Get under the hood?!
Couldn't even change a tire.
Get under the hood of the-
Of a plane, yeah.
Yes, after I back it into the driveway.
I'm just gotta look at this.
Alright.
I'm all about sound effects today.
Yeah. I like it.
It's keeping me awake. Let's do it, alright.
No more coffee for me. Alright.
No.
Disagree. What if there wasn't one?
That was my thought!
Oh, oh - dead.
Why are we in this-
I had the same existential thought.
I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no."
I know that s**t, sorry.
Things are kind of okay in the past.
Yeah.
Like not really.
Yeah, no.
But like, you know that it exists.
Yeah, yeah.
Where would you go?
No explosions or nothing.
In the past?
Yes.
It's gotta be dinosaurs, right?
Does it?
Me and Steven Spielberg just hanging out with Sam Neil.
What would you do if you actually saw a dinosaur though?
Run!
You'd be like, "Ah!"
"Oh my God."
It depends which dinosaur.
The triceratops thing?
I'd be riding that with a wheel.
And then the-
Do 50% of men also think
that they could ride a triceratops?
They do now, yeah.
Yeah. I don't know.
A pterodactyl?
I'd fly one of them.
I'd like to go to the '70s
and go to some really cool concerts and just be like,
"This is fun."
The '70s?!
We can have a '70s party right now
and you can get that vibe.
No, completely, completely.
You can get a time machine, where are you going?
It's not the '70s.
Yeah, but there are no phones.
No phones.
There are no phones.
I'd like to go and see David Bowie.
If you go too far into the past, then you also have
to reckon with the fact that like,
people have always hated women
and they hated women more back then.
So I'm like, "Meh."
Well, stay here.
Yeah.
'Cause we love you.
I'll stay today.
Not sure where we got there.
We don't hate women though.
Oh Lord.
But we love dinosaurs.
We love dinosaurs. Everyone agrees on the dinosaur.
Especially the ones you can ride
with a steering wheel.
Oh my God.
I'll stop doing that joke.
Absolutely not.
It's the creepiest one.
Where would you all go?
Absolutely not.
Oh no, nasty!
This is a dilemma, I know, I know.
This is why you don't give
that power to creepy people.
I don't like that.
No.
[Chris] No, no.
Absolutely not.
It's, wait, did you say the best superpower?
[Erin] Yeah. The best.
Easy no.
Like no, no, no, no, no.
So wait, we agree that it's not the best superpower.
What'd you call it?
[Erin] The best.
Wait. What?
[Erin] Invisibility is the best.
Is the best.
Oh yeah, I disagree.
So we strongly disagree.
What would you have? What would you pick?
What would I have?
I would teleport, easy.
I'm into flying today.
You want to fly?
Because you want a sound effect, you want to fly?
That's me as a pterodactyl.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I don't want to... just give me a pair of wings.
Flying would be fun.
But then I've thought about this before.
With teleportation, you never have to deal with the weather.
So if you're flying.
And like, I grew up in London,
it's raining all the time.
You're just gonna show up places and be like, "Ugh."
To Australia.
Yeah.
Yeah. Fair enough.
Good.
Teleportation.
Good.
Good, great!
Every time I drink, you just take a drink.
We're like mimes.
Oh, morning.
Oh no. Disagree, yeah.
I hate the Australian accent.
You're allowed to say-
I do like French.
Yes. Yeah.
I think the French accent's very nice.
French is sexy, yeah.
Italian's also nice.
The Argentine accent's
very nice, but I'm biased.
Yeah.
The Australian is definitely not a sexy accent.
"How you going, babe?"
No, but I think-
"Give us a kiss, honey."
Oh Lord.
"You're looking hot."
Oh Lord.
"You're looking so hot."
I was just saying-
"So sexy."
Ugh.
I've just been watching,
a friend of mine sent me a couple of episodes
of Married at First Sight Australia
and it's intense, man.
It's a vibe.
Yeah, yeah.
Nature's the most powerful aphrodisiac,
the Australian accent is not.
Ah, yes. Interesting.
[Anya] No.
Too hot.
Mm-mm.
Are we-
It's a hard no for me.
They both suck.
No, oh my goodness.
You can always put on more clothes.
At the end of the day,
you can only take a certain amount off.
What if you're in the water?
Yeah, but you're not in the water right now.
You're just too hot.
Well, I could be.
This might be freezing, huh?
I might tip it all over myself.
I just shiver to pieces in front of you.
No, I have got this really weird thing
where I don't sweat very much.
It takes a lot to get me to sweat.
And so I just am stewing in my own heat.
I'm a sweaty guy.
So it's a no from me, dog.
I'm a sweaty guy.
I've got no pants on just to make sure I don't overheat.
You know, I've got jocks on.
You gotta make a choice, dude.
I dunno, I'm just talking about
nudity right now.
I just got cancelled. I just cancelled myself.
No.
Should I be cancelled? Yes.
You like being hot?
It's like a Zoom meeting.
No, I didn't know anyone
could see from here down.
Oh God, it's unfair
to do this to us when we have been on this press tour
for so long.
Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
I don't know who won or agreed or what we did.
I forgot the question. Forgot the question.
Distracted by the fact that I forgot my pants again.
Why are you all in my bedroom?
F**k, I just woke up.
Oh my Lord.
Is this real? Pinch me.
Nah, disagree.
Do you-
It's not soccer in Australian, is it?
Yeah.
What? Why?
That doesn't make any sense?
We already called something else football.
Yeah, but you guys were-
We call Australian rules football, football.
Right. Okay.
Then soccer came along,
we're like, "Oh, it's football number two.
Oh, that doesn't work."
Football 2.0.
Use your foot, your- leg ball?! No.
And then-
Goal ball.
And then they'll be going, "We're gullible? What?"
I do really like football,
but I like basketball best.
I like surfing.
So sorry, to all the soccer fans.
So yeah.
We disagree.
Oh, but I don't know.
It's really-
Unless there's soccer fans watching this... Agree.
Just in terms
of the sheer amount of people that show up for it.
Like I had an ex-boyfriend
that made me a Manchester United fan,
but like as my Christmas present,
he signed me up to the club.
Like it was that level.
As a player?!
No.
I didn't know you could do that.
No, but remember,
we did hold the championship the other day
and I was like.
You held the championship cup.
Everyone was waiting for this.
Yeah, no, so I think I do, I don't know.
I'm not doing it.
Yeah, depends. I'll just-
I won't do it.
It depends where this, what country
this interview's gonna screen in.
I dunno.
Just do... yeah.
Okay, I'm neutral.
What?!
Ballads.
Oh.
It depends what time of the night it is.
It can be pretty funny.
They shouldn't be, but-
They shouldn't be, yeah.
They should not be.
I mean they're the best parts, right?
Especially when folks are seven drinks deep.
I'm thinking four o'clock in the morning
when people come in and it's like a performance.
I've been to plenty of karaokes.
I haven't really gotten up and sung.
I don't have a karaoke song.
I feel like you'd be very good at it.
♪ There's no love like your love ♪
What's that, is that Bon Jovi? No.
There's no- what's that in, Robin Hood?
And it's like... and he's...
anyway, it's gone on now.
You guys remember Robin Hood?
With Kevin Costner?
I'm dead, okay, please.
Christian Slater.
Yeah.
And she's like, "Robin!"
♪ There's no love ♪
♪ Like your love ♪
[Anya] I'm your number one fan.
I love karaoke, what am I talking about?
I'm your number one fan.
It's pretty cool.
It's quite fabulous.
It's pretty awesome.
It's quite-
I agree.
It's the greatest hairstyle of all time?
You mentioned that you had a rat tail
earlier today, which I really want to see.
Did you ever have a mullet?
Bit off Zoggy's rat tail, my mate.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mullet is the... ugh-
I mean, what's your favourite hairstyle?
What else would you-?
I know, I'm just, I'm thinking like, I like a good buzz.
I've seen a buzz with a rat tail before,
which I think takes commitment.
Yeah, that's actually,
that's what Zoggy had.
A shaved head and a rat's tail. I swear to God.
The Mohawk's also interesting.
My brother had a Mohawk for a while.
I'm going to, okay, no, I'm going to give it some love.
Nah, I'm gonna go mullet.
Yeah.
The mullet in Australia,
I think we-
I would like to say we invented it.
[Erin] It's come back!
It's come back.
It looks cool.
They tried to ban it from schools, do you know that?
Why?
I don't know, it just became a beaver tail mullet.
Oh, 'cause it's a danger to society...
No, because it was like a representation of-
"Your children is, like...
Disorganised youthful chaos.
"they cannot come here with this mullet."
They're like, "He's got a mullet. He's trouble."
It actually, it tells you something about like,
the state of Australia.
You guys don't have any crime,
so the mullet is not okay.
Which is strange, right?
A bunch of convicts. Yeah.
We've got that out of our system years ago.
Yes?
I-
I like to think so.
I'm going to agree
because I adore you.
But also, if your family's watching,
you're all wonderful.
They're all great.
[Anya] You're all fab.
It's Pinocchio. When he lies.
No. Ah, well.
Yeah, my mum told me I was.
[Anya] I spent the most time-
I do it to my kids.
I swear to God, I go-
You don't?
I swear to God, all the time, I go,
"I love you the most, mate."
And he goes, "I heard you say that to Sasha."
I'm like, "I was joking.
India, I love you the most.
What's that Tristan? No, no, no.
I'm talking about the football tomorrow.
Ssh, go back to sleep."
A little bit lying. Do you think that people
do have favourites?
I think it's natural to have favourites.
I think you can have an equal amount of love,
but like of course, you will feel a connection.
Sometimes one of my kids does something
that's a lot cooler and I'm like, "Well, hey!"
And then I'm like, "Oh, what about the other two?"
And they're like, "Therapy, now."
And it gets really expensive, so...
Yeah, but all of them do really cool things.
Every time I see your Instagram,
your kids' doing something unbelievable
and I'm like, "What?"
They're pretty cool.
Yeah. They're going to outlast all of us.
Oh, they're pretty... they're pretty bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My dad's a bit, oh, my dad's a backseat driver.
Super annoying.
And it makes me hyper anxious.
I don't understand why people do it.
I become a worst driver too.
I'm like really nervous
and I remember stopping in the middle of the roundabout
and going, "Fine. Nah, you do it,"
when I was trying to learn to drive
and my dad was next to me going, "Don't do this,
do this, do this, do this."
It was like, "No, no."
And there's cars piling up
and like, "What are you doing?"
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so.
This.
They are horrible.
The worst kind of people, that's a bit extreme.
Yeah, it's a bit intense.
Murderers.
I feel like there are worse.
People who hurt animals.
But currently...
They're third on the list.
Bad drivers, no backseat drivers third.
Murderers, animal hurters, hurterers.
Animal hurterers?
Hurterers, with a T.
Not herders.
Come on around, around here.
Wranglers. Anyway.
Go.
Quickly ask the question.
Go please. We're both failing.
Aw, come on. Of course we agree on that.
Yeah. That was a nice one.
Nice one, mate.
I love you.
Love you.
[Erin] Thank you so much, guys.
Thanks.
[Erin] That was super fun!
You killed us.
Alright, we're out.
I'm exhausted.
I'm really tired.
I'm all out of energy now.
I'm really hot.
I'm really confused.
I feel like
I've done something wrong.
We peaked.
We just peaked.
So it's all the downhill from here.
Why does that feel so like,
I feel like I've been interrogated.
Captain America has the best suit of any superhero.
It's not the truth.
I would disagree too.
It's the suit for him.
And it works for him.
But if we're measuring against
all the Avengers, let's be honest, it's not the best
I mean, s**t, they’re all better than mine.