top of morning to all you ladies out
there welcome to your life we're
starting a brand new life together I
hope you're excited about it I am very
excited about this life that's so great
because we're not in a together let's
get let's get a life going together
shall we
we're playing a game called bit life I
did something a little while ago called
something played a game called imagine
life times where we got to build out our
life together I dated my teacher things
got very weird very quickly so this is a
mobile game called bit life where you
get to do basically the same thing I got
it and I tried it out a tiny little bit
just to see what it was like but we're
gonna start a new life together
we're gonna start Patty's life I'm
creating a character called patty
Fitzpatrick he's from Ireland in Shannon
Shannon's not a county in Ireland so I
don't know why II to just pick from
there they're probably like Oh Irish
people Shannon got it okay let's start
Patty's life together okay
patty you're already off to a bad start
you're already making all our nights
happiness 86% health is an 89% smarts or
93% I'm smarter as a newborn baby day
old infant than I am in real life at
almost 30 years old but the looks are at
15% that's not great now 50% is not good
we're gonna have to grow into her faces
okay like I didn't real life as well
anyway when I was born it looked like it
was carved from a sport most Irish
people look like took care from rocks
anyway so penny Fitzpatrick aged 0 years
I was born a male in Shannon Ireland I
was conceived on a camping trip
how romantic my birthday is April 24th
and I'm a Taurus all right we're gonna
let that slide all right it's Airy
season so we're gonna see if this will
even work my father is William
Fitzpatrick and army enlistee my mother
is Isabella Doherty a travel agent hi hi
prospects high hopes right what do we do
infant what can I do as an infant not a
whole lot in infants can't do anything I
have zero assets because I'm 0 years old
I have a bank balance of zero as well
because let's face it babies don't need
money
let's age you up okay age one
my father has promoted was promoted to
sergeant first guys my mother's been
promoted to general manager that's great
what about me okay my stats kinda went
up my looks went up 1% I thought you
were supposed to be really cute as a
baby it's partly a man an ugly [ __ ] I
chase lights in two years old the
monetary suffering from the flu what am
I supposed to do
vaccination your mother is taking you to
the doctor's office to get vaccinated
vaccinate your kids okay this shouldn't
be a thing of if and or' just do it
throw a tantrum bite her or try and stay
calm I'll try and stay calm because I'm
an icehole child you know what that's
boring I'm not going to live the life
that they already had alright we're in
this life together recorded we're gonna
mess stuff up we're gonna have fun we're
gonna have lived the life that we want
basically I'm picking all the shots
anyway so whatever you say in the
comments after this doesn't matter
because I've done it anyway
I remain cam when my mother took me to
the doctor's office to get vaccinated ah
good lad can I do anything else I went
up 17% though our relationships
relationships with my mother and father
are good that's that's my tea break up
your mother and father have ended their
relationship what already at 3 years old
and I have to deal in the divorce
Jesus was it me am I in the problem is
it because me looks only at 18% my
parents wanted me to actually be a
good-looking baby and I'm not so they
got divorced I broke up my parents
marriage by being so Oakley my father's
been promoted to Master Sergeant my
mother and father ended their
relationship you hate to see it happen
Lance
all right I'm 4 years old is anything
happening to me yet no I'm just gonna
keep it up until I can go to school when
your mother has married your new
stepfather John Murray a 28 year old
trucker they rented the elephant
festivals for the brownie pudding
ha ha ha and people said romance is dead
chivalry is dead
but are getting divorced at a tree year
old son and then John Murray's out here
as a trucker bringing me roses at the
elephant festival for their honeymoon
what a mad laughs oh no he has lots of
money but no kindness that's not really
the ratio that you want in those Chad
Murray your stepfather how did you have
a stepfather you're wondering how to
address it
what do you call them
named John Murray we called him Murray
let me call him John Murray
hey John Murray I'm sick can I go to
school maybe we should call him dude I'm
do my mom later dude
all right I've grown into me face a
small vision about 21% no well what
would you rate this leave leave your
rating of my face in the comments below
it better be high or my self-esteem is
not gonna be able to handle it it's
later addressed my new stepfather is
dude and now we're in school
we're six years old in school primary
school so let's see what can we do in
school ah drop out drop out of primary
school ha ha ha I kinda want to stare at
school you know my parents got divorced
when I was three
it's a hard life I probably got caught a
group to be great all right who's in my
class
Oliva hajar tight-fitting Sadie lynch
robin o'reilly robert race ponce ortega
great name Kyle O'Toole he was a tool
evil tool they're brother and sister
cousins Aoife Roberts Alex Driscoll I
should've got you guys to try and
pronounce this name that's Eva hey oh I
Fe Eva grant only misses a Triscuit mrs.
Driscoll doesn't like me though why not
what did I do
I'm only new in classes because because
I haven't grown into my face yet this is
because I'm an ugly [ __ ]
all right let's complement her you told
your teacher mrs. Driscoll that she's
fly yeah that's that's the way Irish
people talk what's up teacher later dude
yeah your superfight awesome yeah I dig
it
it's not how I urge people talk it'd be
like mrs. Driscoll you're deadly by your
class all right what else should we do
can I do anything else let's just age up
for now age 7 family vacation your
mother wants to take you on a family
road trip around Ireland that sounds
lovely
it looks going on round trip bro no well
at 7 years old I don't think I would
want to do be appreciative complain but
go fused to go or complain but I'd go
anyway you know I I want to see my
country in the heritage I'm not happy
about it was stupid you mother took you
on a family road trip around
well [ __ ] her anyway next time she asks
me goes truly you're not gonna let her
dictate what I'm doing alright what else
can be doing right class how am i doing
what everybody else I should Jase lads
its grand who do I want to who do we
want to size up
maybe clay law tool maybe we don't mess
with him are you sure you want to mess
with classmate Kyle ah yeah I couldn't
resist you blew a spitball right on your
classmate Kyle's throat oh into his
throat gross I said I wanted to mess it
up not give him a infection you only
have a 22% face your looks are a 22
percent you can't afford to be going
around spitting stuff down lads throats
widow baby went to the principal home he
snitched on you to the headmaster mrs.
Evans Oh looks like I'm gonna have to
break little Cairo's egg coops oh [ __ ]
Headmaster's office you've been sent to
the headmaster mrs. Evans's office for
messing with another shoot what would
you do
I'm gonna argue with her I mean no holds
barred cleaning young lad you know I'm
not called for in life after my dad left
goes the army and then they stepped out
as a lot of money but he's not kind at
all let me mother brought me around
early didn't open up I used on top so
are you sure you want to argue with
headmaster hell yeah there's problems at
home and I need help
shakin it be boots the headmaster mrs.
Evans told you that she has confidence
that you will turn things around you
know what that's good that's a good
headmaster even though I'm being a
little bollocks she turned around and
she had my back now she wants to help me
out you know I feel bad for being a
troubled youth
Kyle doesn't like me anymore though and
I'm kind of okay with it you know what
we will do with a start AVO tool is she
related to Kyle because I'm gonna flirt
with her if I prefer and mess with him
but family's not gonna know what's going
on you passed a note to your classmate
Ava in class her receptiveness oh not
great we're looking for greens here Ava
we're not looking for reds we're not a
red kinda guy
my face is already in the red my
happiness is about to head there next
all right with a job troublemaker your
tires made punts just let off a stink
bomb in the middle of a test what will
you do what are we gonna do
god the choices are laugh at him report
him to the headmaster ignore his antics
a rumble wouldn't come on what are you
my eight
I think I'm eight years old I think I'm
gonna laugh at him yeah hell yeah that's
good
I am growing into my face though that's
good you see this in my twenty three
percent little higher that'll be a
quarter of the way there to perfection
all right what else can I do with my
class is class is boring can I want to
drop out of school interact with your
teachers ah here we go
mrs. Evans headmaster what'll I do with
her suck up to her you left a lollipop
on a headmaster mrs. Evans's desk as a
gift that's not sucking up to your
teacher do you know what sucking up
means just cuz a lot you just cuz you
suck on a lollipop does not mean you to
suck up to your teacher just been giving
one to her to make any sense you should
go in and say like uh Jess mrs. Evans
you're looking grand today house those
ankles and novia you know it's been
fierce higher than you after since Jimmy
left whatever should I spend time with
me stepdad I probably should shouldn't I
spend time with him or go to the movies
let's spend time with him let's see what
he's into leave me alone you asked your
stepfather to go with make friendship
bracelets but he refused you know a
party I'm not surprised
go to make french friendship speaking
English does it sound good
all right let's age over age night now
baby sister already Jesus Christ mother
calm down your mother and stepfather
just had a baby girl named Faye your new
half-sister Faye Murray John Murray your
stepfather told you that he never knew
how difficult being a parent could be
until he met you what will you do I'm
out here John
you know baring my soul to you I'm out
of here train to be alive trying to
spend time with you trying to connect
you know
lad to lad potato it's a potato and you
didn't want any and then you went off
had sex with me motor no one has sex
with my mother and gets away with it
all right I might hey man insulting you
don't belong here
you called your stepfather brainless you
could have gotten anything there buddy
you could have gone with your a gobshite
you're a loser you're a fool your needs
no you ain't what a brainless whatever
WTF he attacked you with a laser blaster
but missed
Oh what geez this is getting very
violent there's domestic violence in my
video games I'm not sure I like this
wait did he train
did he try and like shoot me with a
laser out of the laser blaster or that
he actually like throw the laser blazer
blaster at me I'm trying to hit me in
the head with her scream pistol whip me
with the laser blaster I need you to
tell me motor on him where's Isabella
Isabella conversation you and your
mother had a chat about whether or not
students should wear uniforms that's not
what I wanted to talk about you know
what open it up to people as heard I'm a
flirt with Kyle's sister again Oh your
mother wants to fight you and your
half-sister a pet Doberman named Jackson
that sounds awesome
I'm Jack and he would be my son Jackson
hell yeah happiness yeah smart yeah
craziness yes I want him
yes mother I don't have a dog in real
life because I travel too much right now
and I will get a dog eventually and it's
gonna be the best most wonderful time of
my life but until then I'm gonna have to
live out my fantasies in the game they
will brought you a dog named Jackson for
you and your half-sister really it's
just for me I know you're buying it for
me and my sister but I know what you're
really up to mother it's cuz John
doesn't like me alright let's get in
with Ava again Ava let's pay her a
compliment George has made Ava that
she's golden she called you a dingbat
we just nobody like me I visit the
doctor see what the doctor has to say
about me visit the emergency room seek
Western medicine not seek Western
medicine which local medical doctor will
you visit dr. Lily Bennett or dr. Jacob
Bern let's go with Lily Lily pellet
Bennett has determined you are not
currently suffering from any conditions
so is everybody else's fault then really
that's what you're telling me my
relationship with everybody else is on
the rocks but I am doing grant
alright I'm eleven years old
troublemaker your classmate Jack just
came into class late and slammed the
door I mean what you want me to do about
am I gonna snitch on him no snitches get
stitches
I don't want stitches is horrible he's a
terrible friend I don't wanna hang out
with him
ignore his antics whatever I'm trying to
figure out my own life here oh I'm still
at 24 percent look so my face isn't
doing well with age I felt right as I
came out of the womb I came out with the
womb looking like this boy oh oh god I
hit that one by accident you had a
conversation with your classmate Ava
about why Pharrell is better than
Enrique Iglesias okay not the most
riveting of conversations but we're in
we have our foot in the door when Ava
kite is gonna be upset what do we do
with cayenne let's have a conversation
with kind and see what happens strange
start the conversation with your
classmate Kyle about who will be next
who will be the next UFC champion he
called you an ass clown that sounds
about right
he's not wrong all right your friend a
classmate Aaron tells you that he is
going to fail your art he's going to
figure out our teacher mrs. Sheen's
class unless you let him cheat off you
on the upcoming exam you do not want to
cheat off me
it's like the blind leading the blind I
I was actually gonna cheat off somebody
else help him study and say I'm helping
him study well yeah you helped your
classmate Aaron study for a test he
failed the exam yeah again he would have
failed and if he copied off me
so it was a lose-lose situation I see
this as an absolute loss Aaron Theron
has the [ __ ] attention span of us
shovel anyway so I was going to do with
him shaking Aaron lights what are we
gonna do schedule oh god I have stress
I know what stress stress Sox stress
stress in real life I don't what stress
to meet games skips class and do
something else I could just drop out of
school and live my life as a clown like
a ball who have activities know what I
want to do we could do animal rights
club I don't know what that is I can
infer from the name basketball team
choir cross-counter country team dance
club diving team environment club
foreign language still have golf
lacrosse we don't have lacrosse in
Ireland unless they've changed Ireland
since I was there let's drink the soccer
team the football team
oh my athleticism is phenomenal only
rivaled by my helped I'm going straight
to the top I'm gonna be the Irish
Ronaldo where do we start you success we
try it out and we're selected for the
juniors secondary school soccer team
that my looks go up you know I you know
what I'm gonna flirt with Ava again
she's gonna like a bad boy you know you
did the shoot dance move to try and
impress your classmate Ava or receptive
miss red lights even knows what's up
your looks may be bad but as soon as you
join your football team everyone's like
oh yeah I'll have me some of that look
at that fine young potato action oh no
you have an opportunity to have your
first kiss with the girl from your class
named Ava O'Toole what will you do oh no
oh me heart let's oh this is where the
stress is coming away coming in run away
from her no kiss her but definitely no
tongue kiss Roberto you know what I do
want to go like full alpha just like
fully dominate this situation that's
going on coming in as a 12 12 year old
being like was or or am i 13 I've no
idea what age I am life comes at you
fast he looks just like Ava's face and I
have to make a decision
all right let's kiss her without tow I'm
young I don't know what this thing does
yet it compared to even to say words you
tongue kissed AVO tool she tasted like
hot dog
oh she tasted like hot dog
our dogs are awesome maybe not in a kiss
I don't know if I'd want somebody taste
like a hot dog in a case but that's good
we gave a kiss to Ava look at that
experience
there's hair in this chest and I'm going
to the big leagues I thought I told you
not to talk kiss Ava though also did my
looks go down I thought I was a twenty
five percent at one point you know about
twenty four percent
what is going on oh god I signed up for
social media what is going on with my
small lad body my looks are down to 20
percent now I'm 14 years old I work for
the Shannon Times deliver newspapers I'm
on a football team I heard my first hot
dog kiss but my looks are deteriorating
fast my happiness is at a hundred
percent my health is that 99 or my
spirits are at a hundred percent life is
going great except for right here maybe
I have some sort of like second head or
something going on that the game hasn't
told me yet
do you know what I'm going to prove that
it's all about looks alright you could
see this I didn't get anywhere in life
because of my good looks
that's perfectly sure I'm a talker
that's what I do I'm a talker and I make
the funny hats but this was getting me
nowhere so I had to tire to diverge into
different paths we're gonna do that for
paddy Fitzpatrick in the next episode we
had our first kiss though life is bloom
and life is great
life is good my looks just earned now we
leave it in your hands
where's patty going from here three each
we make him the really bad ass bad boy
or we make him go somewhere nice in life
so what type of character are we going
to make paddy Fitzpatrick you get to
decide from this video for the next one
so leave it down in the comments below
what you want me to see what you want
meat what you want to see me do with
patty I can't even speak I told you this
thing can't even say words also don't
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next time I will see you then don't know
what that sign off is I bye
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