- I don't understand, Grant, if you search
Grant O'Brien height, it says 6' 7"
- I'm 6' 9"
(elevator dings) (lively music)
- So I'm thinking, poker table over here,
Black Jack table, race horses maybe?
- Ooh, they're big, yeah.
- What's going on?
- We are setting up a casino night for charity.
Arakke here, she's from HR, she's organizing
the effort in order to raise money for kids with...
What was it again?
- Whooping diarrhea.
Yeah, I'm trying to raise money
for reinforced diapers, cough medicine for butts,
asthma inhalers for butts.
- Sorry, sorry, just for a minute.
Did you say, money?
- Yeah, I mean, we don't know how much money.
- [Both] Much money...
- Well, we hope so, I mean scientists
typically pretty underfunded.
- [Both] Funded...
- You guys are both saying, money, a lot.
- [Both] Money, a lot...
- We're gonna head over casino night,
then we're gonna have to assemble the right team.
- Plus, it'll be so much fun.
- Right?
And we never do stuff like this, is it so hard to get
six people who like each other to
do something together for once?
- [Both] No, no, no.
- We're friends, who we gonna get?
- Adam?
- [Both] Adam...
- If you're looking for an inside man,
look no further than Adam Conover.
His snappy style and know-it-all attitude
will get him into, then kicked out
of any class joint in town.
If you've got Adam, you've got a
sharp suit and a dope conversation.
- He can't make it.
- What?
Are you sure?
- Yeah, it's super late notice.
I actually have my own heist that weekend.
Unless you guys wanna join up,
put our groups together?
It'll be fun!
- Okay, so Adam's out.
Wanna just get Zac?
- I guess.
- Yeah, he's fine.
What about our pickpocket?
- Oh.
Cynthia.
If you're looking for sticky fingers,
look no further than Cynthia Kao.
Double jointed, no.
Make that double double, animal style.
(fearsome roar)
With Cynthia-
- If we get Cynthia, then she's definitely
gonna bring along her weird boyfriend.
You remember...
Gus, it was Gus right?
- Oh yeah.
- You meet that guy before?
- Oh yeah.
- What's his fucking deal?
- He had like, jam on his fingers
and he shook my hand, like took my hand and shook it.
- What? - Yeah.
- The guy's fucking weird, I don't know.
Can we just do Katie instead?
- Katie's fine.
- Right, Katie.
Who do we want for demolitions?
- [Both] Siobhan.
- I am in.
- You're sure?
- Yeah, I'm so in.
- Because you haven't really been around.
- This is a hard in, I'm in.
This is it, I'm in.
- Alright then.
Okay, I'll put you on the list.
- Great!
I can't wait!
It is this Friday right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I might be a little bit late.
You know what, I'm just gonna email
a couple of people, but I'm definitely in.
This is it, this is the important thing for me.
The other thing is not important.
- You don't have to say yes.
- I don't wanna say no, I'm not gonna say no.
- Okay.
- I just need to check on...
Like a couple people.
- What the fuck are you doing?
Siobhan's not coming.
- Nope, definitely not.
Could we just get Ally and Rafael.
- I don't know them.
And like, I like them, but...
Two slots, a whole heist, I...
- I hear you, but like, what, you gonna leave one out of it?
Like just take one and not the other, that's like, shitty.
- You know what we should do?
We put on Facebook, that we're gonna meet at a bar,
and we'll just say, come, relax,
if you wanna heist, we'll heist, no big deal.
- What if too many people show up?
Can't have like a 20 person heist, that's crazy.
Or too few, that'll be awful, can you imagine?
I wish someone else could plan this.
- Right?
I hate planning my own heists.
Should we not do this?
- No, we have to.
For the children's money.
Here's our target.
Casino night.
- Alright, let's pop on over these, governor.
- This new voice I'm hearing?
- Yeah, oh, well done, I'd say alright.
- Woah, hey.
You guys planning a heist?
- Yeah, yeah, something like that...
- Oh my god, I freaking love heists!
Hey, I'm a real gadget guy, you got a gadget guy yet?
- [All] Yeah...
- But, you know, next heist, we'll totally come to you.
- We got one soon.
- Cool, cool, cool.
Just let me know.
- Definitely, yeah, we will, absolutely.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
(lively music)
- Okay, bye.
- So you're kinda the Brad Pitt in this situation?
- Yeah, I am.
- Okay.
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
- I was hungry.
- No, that's something else.
- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor.
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