Today, I’m gonna teach you how to make your face better looking.
This is all shit you can literally start doing right now, so take notes, because by the end
of this video you’re gonna be looking like a fucking snack.
Here we go.
#1 Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth and breathe through your nose.
Now you’re probably thinking like WHAT THE FUCK?
How the fuck does that make my face better looking, but hear me out - here’s how it
works.
When you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth and only breathe through your nose,
it tightens your face and jaw, making your jawline look a lot sharper and more defined.
Interestingly enough, it’s actually better for you to breathe through your nose instead
of your mouth according to scientists and kinds of smart people and that’s how I designed
humans to breathe anyways back when I was creating the universe.
So by using this tip you’re making your face look better AND you’re breathing the
correct way.
Boom!
I just hooked you up with not just a dating tip but also a fucking breathing tip to help
you breathe easier, what other channels are giving you unique shit like this?
None!
Exactly.
#2 Use an eyelash curler.
HOLD UP.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THAT?
IS HE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT?
THIS CHANNEL IS FOR GUYS NOT GIRLS!
#3 Wear less buttons on your shirt
Now this is another really unique thing you can do to make your face look better.
Wearing less buttons on your shirt will expose more of your chest, making the distance from
your chest to your chin look longer and therefore more aesthetic.
Ever notice how all those sculptures from Greek and Roman times have really elongated
features and it makes them look really aesthetic and proportional?
It’s the same idea here, showing more skin will make that distance look longer and create
more of a separation from your chin and your neck which will create a stronger jawline
at the bottom of your face and make you look WAY more attractive.
But one thing to keep in mind is that if you’re gonna be showing some extra chest, then you
want the skin on there to look smooth, seductive, and inviting.
Not dry or rough looking.
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#4 Differentiate your neckline from your beard by shaving just below your neckline
Neckbeard is a fucking disaster.
Yet so many guys are out there walking around with neckbeards that go so far down that they
basically have just one long-ass field of hair from their face to their balls
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and make sure you shave your neckbeard and more importantly, shave just above below your
neckline to make your face and jaw look more defined by your beard.
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#5 Wear a turtleneck.
When it’s colder out, an easy way to make your face more attractive is to wear a turtleneck
because it’ll elongate your features AND more importantly, since it goes so high up
on your neck, it’ll create a good separation between your neck and your chin which will
make your jawline and chin look a lot more chiseled.
Turtlenecks can also be really stylish and they make you look really masculine overall
if you wear it properly.
And if you don’t get the point by now, chiseled jawline and defined face equals better looking.
DUH.
#6 Get a number zero on your sideburns every time you get a haircut.
If you don’t know anything about hair and you don’t know what the fuck I’m talking
about, basically a number zero is the shortest length you can get, basically like a skin
fade.
Getting a number zero on your sideburns or a really low fade will elongate your jawline
and make it look more defined and sharp, making your face better looking.
Got it?
Good.
On to the next tip.
#7 Get your eyebrows done by a professional
If your eyebrows are all fucked up, or you’re looking to clean them up, I highly recommend
going to a place where they can get do your eyebrows for you and telling them you’d
like for them to clean them up without making them too feminine or shaping them too much.
The eyebrows are the only part of the face you can change without cosmetic surgery, so
changing your eyebrows and making sure they’re on point is a really easy way to make your
face better looking.
And that’s it.
In summary: Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth
Use an eyelash curler Wear less buttons on your shirt
Differentiate your neckline from your beard with a razor
Wear a turtleneck Get a number zero on your sideburns when you
get a haircut And get your eyebrows done
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