- Which universe tastes the best?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good mythical morning.
- Before we reveal the latest findings
of our most recent interdimensional snack hunt,
we do want to let you know that beginning next week,
we're gonna be taking a brief two-week
spring vacation, okay?
'Cause even Link daddies need a break every once in a while.
- Yeah, a break from Lincoln.
But we're gonna be back before you know it on April 19th,
with new episodes dropping every Monday through Friday
just like normal.
- Hang in there and just watch old ones.
Just don't forget about us, please.
So, all right.
When traveling to other universes, as we do,
it's important to have good manners.
For example, when we visit another universe,
we always eat whatever is offered to us without question.
- We also make sure to offer a gift from our dimension
to express gratitude for their hospitality.
And so far, every single alternate universe
loves loose Tums.
- Loves them.
They hate the bottle they come in.
I mean, do with that you will.
- Yeah, and because not everyone is fit
for nuanced multi-verse travel,
we've trekked through interdimensional vortices
on your behalf in order to find literal
out of this world snacks.
- It's time for Multiverse Munchies.
Just like our many multiverse travels before,
we have collected snacks from other dimensions
that do not exist in our own.
In order to form an educated opinion about these treats,
we'll hold them to the same high standard
as we do snacks in our universe.
After tasting each snack,
we're gonna decide whether it is
from a delicious dimension or if it is a snack offension.
- That's right, now first up, in our universe,
we love to have fun with fruity sugary gimmicky snacks.
Case in point, Fruit by the Foot.
But we found a universe where people don't eat food
for pleasure at all.
They only eat it to fuel their bodies
and are very particular about having
the exact right amount of every single thing they're eating.
- Every single thing.
- And that's why they have Veggies by the Metric System.
- Woo, okay.
And listen, just in case you can't do the math in your head,
like we can, one foot is approximately
or exactly 30.48 centimeters in length.
- And they care a lot about food waste,
but this is the only one in here.
They don't really care about packaging waste.
- It's about being precise.
- Yes. There it is.
(laughing) Yeah, what are you thinking?
Why is it taking him so long to get out
Veggies by the Metric System?
- First of all, just to make sure they got this right,
bring in that yardstick.
Yep.
- This is a meter stick. - Meter stick.
This should be exactly 30.
- Should I keep moving it like this?
- What is wrong with you?
- Well, they can't see it behind the microphone.
What is wrong with you?
Don't ask me what's wrong with me,
implying that something's wrong with me.
- Well, I'm setting it down and you're like,
let me just keep moving it away from you.
- Oh, look at that. It's a foot.
- We're gonna turn it over.
Do you see 30.48?
Oh, wow. Right on the dot, right on the dot.
Now again, I'm very excited about this.
- It's the same as a foot.
- 'Cause it's full of spinach, beets and carrots.
- All right.
Hold on, well, what's half of that?
I gotta give you 15.24.
- Okay. - Oh gosh.
Okay. I gotta give you 15.24, 'cause we gotta do this right.
- It's six inches.
- 15.24, don't cheat.
Don't use the King's English or whatever it is.
I want to do 15.
Hold on, don't do that again, man.
Hold on. I want to get this right.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Come on.
He wants to get this right.
I just want to taste it.
- I want to respect the people in this universe.
They were very particular about everything.
- Okay. There it is right there.
- Whoa, you did it!
- You did 15.3.
- Mm. Tastes like fish food.
It's not that bad.
- No. Oh, there's a little sugar in there.
You got some sugar in there?
I'm not, who am I talking to?
- Nobody.
- I mean, I'm thinking about the people that we met
in that other universe.
- It's gone, just like that.
- Remember we went to that school in this universe
and they were the kids
and they were doing that reading challenge?
But instead of a pizza party, they just won more books.
- Yeah. Because they don't like to have fun at all.
- I don't want to go back.
- Matter of fact, every person is named Margo
and they're all studying in graduate school
for urban planning.
- Oh, the worst. The worst.
- So I think just for that, well.
- No, no, I like it.
- Oh, you like it?
Okay, just for that, we're saying
Veggies by the Metric System.
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- In our universe, chips and dip are
a snack staple for any sporting event.
And my personal favorite is the freezer section version
of TGI Friday's spinach artichoke dip.
Not a sponsor. - Nope.
But there's a universe where eating
in front of the TV is the sporting event.
In this universe, couch potato athletes
love to consume TGI Friday's spinach artichoke drip.
- Dang. Look at, that is...
The serving size is a little cup,
but you've got 10 gallons you can go through.
Look at that, drippy drippy. - It's just a drip.
It's just a cheese drip.
t's not a flow. It's a cheese drip.
And then you get a little bit of that.
And then you just.
- It doesn't really like to, I think we need to tilt it.
- Hmm, this is good.
- Let me, let me, let me tilt it.
I mean, the most workout you get
is actually holding this thing up.
- Tilt it forward. Oh, see?
That's a nice little flow. - There it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let's bypass the chips.
- This is not have electrolytes,
but it does have electro heavies.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh yep, yep, yep.
Yep. Who needs chips?
Be the chip.
This is what sports looks like over there.
Give me a turn to get some of that.
You got some on you.
- Yeah, ooh.
Isn't that good?
- Uh-huh.
Yeah.
- I don't know why I'm breathing so hard,
but I really am.
That's just plain fun, y'all.
- I'm plum tuckered out.
- That's just plain fun.
- Woo! I like that.
- Why dip when you can drip?
And it works for everybody.
People in short sleeves, people in sweaters.
- Right across the spectrum.
- I like this, man.
- [Rhett] TGI Friday's spinach artichoke drip.
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- If you find yourself just being in awe
of these multidimensional masterpieces,
well, you can stop by the Mythical Kitchen channel
and learn from the chefs.
Not that they made this stuff, it's just,
they just know how to make things.
- Right, right, right.
- They got a recipe video showing you how to
make freezing cold Cheetos as well as
tons of other food inventions that you can create
and bring right into your very own dimension
that's your home.
If you're an at-home chef or have
never cooked a thing in your life,
we think you'll like Mythical Kitchen.
- Yeah. Okay.
We also think everybody should visit New Orleans
at least once in their life.
And when you do, you have to get warm, fluffy,
powdered sugar-coated beignets, New Orleans style.
Look at these.
Ooh, these are so nice,
you know you want to eat one of these.
But we found a universe where every city is New Orleans
and everyone is also riddled with physical pain.
- It was strange.
- Yeah, that's why their local bakers teamed up with
a pain relief specialist to create
New Orleans style Ben Gays.
- Now, we could have gone
a couple of different directions with that.
New Orleans style Ben Gays are coated in
a powerful pain relief cream
and can be served either heated or chilled.
And they're meant to be eaten only after
they've been used to execute a hardy Ben Gay massage.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like, it's like a two in one.
Oh, are you, you're signing up first?
- I mean, we should probably both take our shirts off.
I mean, this is gonna go both ways, isn't it?
- Yeah.
Oh, don't hit my Ben Gays.
Are you supposed to, I mean.
Yeah, look at that. Yeah.
- Okay.
- I'd like to see if you can ring my neck
with one of these things.
Oh, almost.
- We don't have that kind of time.
- All right.
Oh me first now, huh?
- Sit sideways, so the, yeah.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
So you just tell me where you want it.
- On my back.
Ooh, it's kind of warm
and tingly. - Now here's the thing.
This may seem weird to you.
This may seem strange here in our universe,
but in the place where they come from,
this is totally normal.
It takes a lot to get the Ben Gay off of,
I really have to.
- You want to get as much Ben Gay off of the beignet
as possible before you eat it.
But at a certain point you just need to eat it.
- And the thing is, is it's okay to eat.
It's okay to eat this because the Ben Gay,
the pain relief cream is totally edible
in this particular dimension.
It's just a strong mint.
- Turn around and taste it.
Oh. Oh, what?
- I kind of want to give you the one that was on your back.
- Oh yeah? Okay.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's one thing for a man to eat--
- It's got an exfoliation quality too.
- Yeah, I mean.
- They don't greet people in this dimension
like waving and a handshake.
They greet people with a deep tissue massage.
- It's hardened up a little bit.
Maybe something, as it came through the portal,
as it came through the portal it didn't quite,
it's a little coagulating.
- There's a strange juxtaposition of flavors here.
It's kind of like, uh.
Yeah, I'm gonna swallow it though.
- [Rhett] This is strong.
- [Link] Woo!
- (laughing) Refreshing.
- Woo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Is that my back, or is that the Ben Gay, you know?
That's what I find myself asking.
Oh God. (groaning)
I feel like something's closing up.
- Something's closing up?
- In my throat.
Did you not get, I mean, look.
You didn't get a lot off.
I mean, I ate a thick daddy over here.
- It's not great.
I mean, but I'm having fun.
- And I'm kinda loose.
- And again, this seems, I mean,
if this is one of those times where you're watching our show
like in the library or in class or just in your room
and somebody walks past, there's nothing to see here, okay?
Because we're just doing it like they do it
in this other place that we visited.
We're just bringing it back to you.
There's no reason to think that this is weird and strange.
- It's not weird and strange, but that also means
that it's not necessarily a good idea.
- [Rhett] Yeah. New Orleans style Ben Gays.
- [Both] Snack offension.
- Now in our last episode of Multiverse Munchies,
we revealed a universe where
they ate Dingles instead of Pringles.
Going to the bathroom and talking about poop
were the most popular activities in their culture.
And Stevie loved that dimension so much.
Yeah, see, we got a "Woo!"
- Please go back, guys.
- For more snacks.
This one's for you, Stevie!
Instead of Famous Amos cookies,
this universe has Famous Anus cookies.
- Good gosh, what did you just say?
- Famous Anus cookies.
- So you might be asking,
what famous anus is in this cookie?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's just a cookie
with pig and cow anus pieces instead of chocolate chips.
- But that's not all, Link.
- Yeah?
- Every Famous Anus cookie has a little anus in the middle.
- Look at that crosshatch of anus.
- I mean, it's, you know,
not every anus is perfect, but they're all loved.
- Why is the anus piece so dark?
I guess to emulate a chocolate chip cookie.
- Why is the anus piece so dark.
That was my favorite children's book.
(crew laughing)
- It smells great.
And the good news is that you can
pop multiple in your mouth at once.
- You can if you want, but you don't have to.
- Two.
- I'm just gonna let you do that,
because there's also anus juice in these.
And I've been told what that is
by the person that we got them from.
- "Analjuice", the sequel to "Beetlejuice" that no one saw.
- It's when you cook anus
and then you squeeze the juice out of it.
They're not that bad.
- No, they're not. Here you go, open.
- It was a little too hard.
A little too hard.
Now, we went to a multiplex theater.
They don't have, they're not dealing with
the same stuff over there as we are over here,
should we were able to go to the theater.
16 movie screens.
The only thing they're showing, "The Human Centipede".
- I'm glad you said that, Rhett.
Because that's helping me with my decision.
I like these.
- They're so much better than you would think.
Yeah, I mean, there's gotta be,
there's gotta be more protein in these
than in the Amos version.
- You know what? I thin I'm on Team Anus.
- Yeah, I'm definitely on Team Anus.
- [Rhett] Famous Anus cookies.
- [Both] Delicious dimension.
- Mm-hmm. - There you go.
- I'll be eating these all the time.
Going back there, smuggling Stevie over there.
- Smuggling Stevie. - So she can snuggle.
- Stevie, I did notice that you didn't,
you didn't come out and grab one of these.
We'll save a couple for you.
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- And now it's time.
- [Both] To spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- I've watched so many people on Zoom calls
with fake backgrounds that whenever I see
someone out in a place I'm like,
oh, that's a cool background.
- No, but we've actually been there too.
- Yes, we have. - Yeah.
- You know what you should do?
You should click the top link to watch us
go through some real stories of alien encounters
in "Good Mythical More".
- And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land.
- Wow.
That is. (coughing) I think I got three whole Altoids.