[music playing]
Two pianos and a tanning bed.
Last unit of the day, and it's got
that certain je ne sais quoi.
You know I got to own it.
All right. Here we go. $20.
What are you going to pay for this one?
Here we're going up to $20. - Here, here, here, here.
AUCTIONEER: [auctioneer chant] 500.
And 600.
And 600 [auctioneer chant] - Yes, sir.
$700. $700. [auctioneer chant]
Right here, sir.
AUCTIONEER: [auctioneer chant] $800.
[auctioneer chant] $900.
- Here, here. - $1,000.
11. I got 1,000.
Need 11.
11, where?
11.
12 [auctioneer chant] 13 now.
[auctioneer chant] 13, 14, 14.
I got 14.
Now 15.
[auctioneer chant] 15.
16. AUCTIONEER: 16.
Yes, sir.
16, 17.
Frankly, I think they should just give me this one.
AUCTIONEER: I've got 17. - 19.
AUCTIONEER: 19, [auctioneer chant]
Not going to make it easy.
Ivy, you want to borrow some money, or what?
[laughs] Nailed it.
AUCTIONEER: [auctioneer chant] - Yes, sir.
AUCTIONEER: 2,000 there.
[auctioneer chant] I've got 21.
[auctioneer chant] 22.
[auctioneer chant] - Yeah!
AUCTIONEER: I've got 22.
[auctioneer chant] 23.
I've got 23 and a half. 24 and a half.
You're out. I got 20--
I'm going.
AUCTIONEER: I got 24 and a half.
[auctioneer chant] 2,550, where?
I got 24 and a half going once.
2,550?
Going twice.
[auctioneer chant]
It's on its way there.
You got it for 2,450 big bucks.
2,450.
I've probably said this 1,000 times,
but I got a good feeling about this one.
Every time feels like the first time.
Not.
Well, there she is, the first fish of the day.
Yeah, it is a George Foreman tanning grill,
a lean green tanning machine.
It's probably $300.
Some sort of roof rack.
It's almost, like, brand new.
The chairs are very cheap.
$10 apiece.
And then everybody noticed the barbecues.
It's a real cheap one.
I'm going to say $25.
Roll top desk, worth maybe $50.
Another barbecue, and this one's not bad, actually.
This is probably worth, I would think, $100.
Oh, and this is just calling my name.
This is where I'm going to probably tally
up all the storage profits.
A little desk, $5.
Any surprises?
Nothing.
The two pianos, I mean, as nice as they are,
they just don't bring much money.
$150 each.
This is some of the most soiled furniture I've ever seen,
and I've seen a lot.
In a storage unit, folks, come on.
This-- this I have no idea what it's for,
but there's a ton of it back there.
There's more here.
There's a bunch of it under there.
I think you connect these things.
Maybe this thing's starting to make
sense with these stripes on it.
There's quite a bit of it here.
Here's more of it even.
Ah, there it is.
Ha-ha.
It's a shuffleboard court.
They appear to be in pretty good shape.
I think they're bent for a reason.
And these appear to be the--
the whatevers.
We're going to have fun with this one.
You've got to be John.
I found an expert to give me the skinny
on my shuffleboard board.
Yeah, this is what I called you about.
I hope it's all here.
I hope so too, but we're going to have to put it together
to find out.
Oh, I got some help coming for that.
Here they come, the dream team.
I knew they wouldn't let me down.
There he is, my man, Jerad.
Give it up for the Kung Pao Cowboy.
In the house, Crafty Adam.
And the other Adam in my life, my account.
She knew she'd be here, the psychic.
Look out.
It's Charles Phoenix.
Can't go anywhere without Kingsley.
It's Kenny, the pope of praline.
And bringing up the rear, Auction Angels.
Hey there.
God, you guys.
[kissing noise]
Thanks, everybody, for coming and helping me out.
We're going to put the shuffleboard court together.
All right, let's go.
Charles is good with this.
Take his lead.
We're actually got something going here.
OK, you guys, we're getting some momentum over here.
Now come on.
Come on, Adam.
You're an accountant.
You should've had this thing together already.
Look at you.
Glad I brought a lot of trained professionals.
This part goes over there.
There it is.
Your crew did a good job here.
Well, looks like it's complete.
What do you think it's worth?
Well, let's see.
With the disk and everything, and it's in good condition, so
probably around $1,600.
$1,600?
1,600?
Old Barry just slid into the black.
Come on.
Give us a quick crash course.
All you do is just push it until--
Is that all you do?
That's it.
Ready?
Everybody gets 100 if I get it in the 10.
CROWD: Oh!
Yeah!
Only I would bet against myself and win.
Everybody here gets 100.
I swear to God
Pay the lady.
You hear her?