How The Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended
Give me back my slippers!
Be gone! You have no power here.
Very well, I'll bide my time.
And as for you, my fine lady...
Just try to stay out of my way... Just try!
I'll get you my pretty and your little dog--
(gunshot)
Whoa, you killed her. How is it so?
I thought only water could kill the witch foe.
I thought so too, until that house killed one dead.
Then I figured, we're carrying guns so I shot her in the head.
In the head?
In the head.
He shot her in the head.
Well ding-dong everybody, another witch is dead.
Ding-dong! The witch got shot. Another witch is dead! Yay!
Bip Bop, bootly bop, another witch is doodly dead!
Ding- dong the witch got shot...
Well, this ruins my plan to send you on a journey...
and teach you a lesson, and eventually have you kill the wicked witch yourself.
Wh-what what did you say?
Ohhh nothing! HAHAHAHAHA
This is all just a dream!
I'm a good witch! I would-I would never...
Eh.. There's no place like home! PNCHH!
Huhhh..
Wha-- Uhh..
What the?!?!?
Go on! Get outta here! Shooo!
Scat!
You stupid trees!
What was that noise? Huhuhuhhhh..
Uh, there it is again.
Oh goodness, there it is again!
Now don't be sad.
I didn't really ever give them what they asked for in the first place.