ANNOUNCER: Starring your hosts for the evening,
the legendary mothers
from the iconic House of Celluleet and Menopausal,
Ms. Tichina Arnold and Tisha Campbell.
(cheering and applause)
♪ Here we go now, here we go now ♪
♪ Get ready ♪
♪ I can feel your body ♪
And our star judge from
the illustrious mother of The House of Evangelista,
Mj Rodriguez.
(cheering and applause)
♪ Love to feel you throbbin' ♪
♪ Throb, throb ♪
Uh-uh! She's an upstager!
-Girl, if you don't bring your ass. -Beat it!
♪ Throb, throb ♪
♪ Throb ♪
♪ Throb, throb, throb, throb, throb. ♪
And the category is...
She's single.
She's alone.
She's by herself.
-She ain't got nobody. -Okay. All right, Tichina.
-I think they get it. -Oh, Tisha,
-who's missing
-♪ I miss ya much, baby ♪ -♪
-♪
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♪ Shot, oh ♪
♪ Like an arrow going through my heart ♪
♪ That's the pain that I feel, ooh ♪
♪ I feel whenever we're apart. ♪
-That's the end? -No.
(groans) I got a cramp.
(groans) Move.
Give it to me.
Uh-uh, Mj. Put my score back up.
-That's what I'm talking about. -Okay.
-Staying with you, girl. -Okay.
("Black Cat" playing)
And the category is Kitty Cat Coyness.
That ain't coyness!
♪ All the lonely nights ♪
♪ I spend alone ♪
♪ Never around to love me ♪
♪ You're always gone ♪
♪ 'Cause you're hanging out ♪
♪ Breaking the rules ♪
♪ Oh, the man has come looking for you ♪
♪ Oh, black cat, nine lives. ♪
Shit, though! Yeah, you better get out of here.
-Oh! -Get your ass out of here, too!
What are you doing? This is my show.
Tisha, what are you doing? (screams)
Ow! Hey, what is wrong with you?
This is my song!
(cheering and applause)
Give it to me.
-You like that? -Give it to me. I said give it to me.
-What? What? -I said give it to me. Give it to me.
-What? -Are you crazy?
-What? -Somebody hold this.
-Ooh. -Oh!
Oh, Ms. Yolanda Adams, I didn't mean to throw
that paraphernalia at you.
TISHA: No-- I... I'm so sorry!
You just kick it to-- kick it to the side. Just...
-She ain't saved. -No, I'm Christian.
-She ain't saved. -Tell them, Tichina.
Miss-- I-I got to go back to work, but...
-Hey. How you doing? -...God bless you.
(sniffles)
-You know... -Hey, man.
...when you play Don Cornelius, I just don't know.
Like, I never found him sexy, but damn.
-Sinqua, like... Huh? -Hey, hey, Tichina.
-What kind of... -(cheering)
...paraphernalia you got me throwing at Miss Yolanda Adams?
I don't know, but Sinqua was looking at me.
See, did you see that, when I did that like that?
I threw my hip out a little bit, but it's cool, it's cool.
-Are you done? -So, you drink vodka?
-Do you drink vodka? -Here we go.
TISHA: Are you, are you done?
TICHINA: Come on. We gonna hook up later.
You with a date?
You w-- you with someone-- okay, cool.
-What? -Are you done?
-I'm done. -Can we finish the
-Well, yeah, bitch. Let's hit it. -(laughter)
-Ow... -Get on your mark.
-Okay. Uh... -It's right there.
-Where is my mark? -Yo, Adam!
Oh, my God.
(whoops)
♪ People of the world today ♪
♪ Are we looking for a better way of life? Sing ♪
♪ We are a part of the rhythm nation, whoo ♪
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♪ We are a part of the rhythm nation, whoo... ♪
Jimmy Jam! I'm coming.
I can't walk any longer, my knee hurts.
-I'm not coming to you. Hold on. -Sorry.
I was gonna make it.
-I... -Tichina!
Let's...
Hey. Jimmy Jam! Terry Lewis!
-♪ Yeah ♪ -♪
-♪ Oh ♪ -♪
-♪
♪ If you want a better way of life ♪
♪ Sing it, people ♪
♪ Sing it, children ♪
♪ Sing it if you want a better way of life ♪
♪ We are a part of the rhythm nation. ♪
(song ends)
(cheering, applause)