IN THE TIME THAT I'VE BEEN HERE, I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE
PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND I'VE NOTICED A FEW PIECES OF
CONVENTIONAL WISDOM HAVE FORMED AROUND THE CANDIDATES.
NONE MORE THAN WITH DONALD TRUMP.
>> SIX IN 10 AMERICANS BELIEVE TRUMP IS UNQUALIFIED TO SERVE AS
PRESIDENT.
>> HE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT.
>> UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT.
>> UNFIT TO BE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
>> THE "DES MOINES REGISTER" WRITING TRUMP IS, "NOT ONLY
UNFIT TO HOLD OFFICE BUT UNFIT TO STAND ON THE SAME STAGE AS
HIS REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS."
>> Trevor: HE'S UNFIT FOR THAT STAGE?
NO, THAT STAGE IS UNFIT FOR TRUMP.
THERE'S NO MARBLE, NO GOLD.
WHERE ARE THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS?
AND HOW WOULD HE EVEN GET THERE?
THERE'S NO ESCALATOR.
COME ON, PEOPLE.
SO THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT TRUMP IS THAT HE'S UNPRESIDENTIAL, AND IT
STEMS FROM CERTAIN STATEMENTS THAT HE'S MADE.
>> WHEN MEXICO SENDS ITS PEOPLE, THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS.
THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME, THEIR RAPISTS, AND SOME, I ASSUME, ARE
GOOD PEOPLE.
>> Trevor: AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- WHEN YOU ASSUME
YOU'RE THE BEST AT ASSUMING.
TRUMP.
( LAUGHTER )
I KNOW THESE COMMENT ABOUT IMMIGRANTS WERE UPSETTING TO
SOME PEOPLE, BUT FOR ME AS AN AFRICAN, THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT TRUMP THAT MAKES ME FEEL AT HOME.
>> THE INFLUX OF ILLEGAL MIGRANTS, CRIME, UNFAIR BUSINESS
PRACTICES, DRUGS.
>> IT IS ALSO NOT TRUE THAT ALL FOREIGN NATIONALS ARE INVOLVED
IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES.
THERE ARE SOME WHO ARE, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
>> Trevor: I LOVE HOW WE ALL WAIT, HE'S NOT SO-- AHH.
THAT IS SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA SOUNDING A LOT LIKE
DONALD TRUMP.
YOU SEE, THAT SIR, LIKE XENOPHOBIA WITH A I DASH OF
DIPLOMACY, WHICH IS ALSO THE TITLE OF PAULA DEEN'S NEW BOOK.
( APPLAUSE )
SO I DON'T SEE WHAT'S UNPRESIDENTIAL ABOUT DONALD
TRUMP.
I MEAN, HERE'S ANOTHER THING HE UNNECESSARILY TOOK HEAT FOR.
>> AUTISM HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC.
THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD WENT TO HAVE THE VACCINE, AND CAME BACK AND A
WEEK LATER GOT A TREMENDOUS FEVER, GOT VERY, VERY SICK, NOW
IS AUTISTIC.
>> Trevor: NOW, WAS THAT FACTUAL?
NO.
( LAUGHTER )
BUT WAS IT PRESIDENTIAL?
DEPENDS WHERE YOU COME FROM.
>> GAMBIAN PRESIDENT YAHYA JAMMEH SAYS HE CAN CURE AIDS
WITH HERBS AND BANANAS.
HE ADMITS THERE'LL ALWAYS BE SOME SKEPTICS, BUT HE SAYS
QUOTE, MINE IS NOT AN ARGUMENT, MIND IS PROOF.
IT'S A DECLARATION.
I CAN CURE AIDS, AND I WILL.
>> Trevor: THAT IS RIGHT RIGHT.
THE PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA SAYS HE CAN CURE AIDS WITH BANANAS, AND
I CAN ALSO CURE CANCER, USING AIDS!
IF ONLY I HADN'T CURED ALL THAT AIDS.
AAHHH!
CRAZY THINGS.
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENTIAL.
HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE RUNNING ON THE WRONG CONTINENT.
IN FACT, ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT TRUMP IS BASICALLY THE PERFECT
AFRICAN PRESIDENT, YOU START TO NOTICE THE SIMILARITIES
EVERYWHERE.
LIKE THE LEVEL OF SELF-REGARD.
>> I SAY NOT IN A BRAGGADOCIOUS WAY, I'VE MADE BILLIONS AND
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
I MADE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY.
I'M REALLY RICH.
I HAVE A GREAT TEMPERAMENT.
THEY LOVE ME ANYWAY, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
I'VE DONE AN AMAZING JOB.
I WAS BORN WITH A CERTAIN INTELLECT.
GOD HELPED ME BY GIVING ME A CERTAIN BRAIN.
>> Trevor: I BET THAT'S THE ONE TIME GOD IS LIKE, "I TONIGHT
NEED THE PRAISE, IT'S COOL.
THAT'S YOU, THAT'S YOU. I'M COOL.
IS THAT EXTRAORDINARY LEVEL OF BRAGGING PRESIDENTIAL?
LET'S ASK A MAN WHO ACTUALLY WAS PRESIDENT.
IDI AMIN, FORMER PRESIDENT AND BEST PRESIDENT OF UGANDA.
>> PEOPLE LOVE ME VERY MUCH.
I AM VERY POPULAR.
I AM VERY POWERFUL.
I AM THE LONE WHO HAS GOT THE MONEY.
I HAVE GOT A VERY GOOD BRAIN.
>> Trevor: I HAVE A VERY GOOD BRAIN, AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE
EVERY TIME I ASK PEOPLE IF I HAVE A GOOD BRAIN, THEY SAY,
OF COURSE, MR. PRESIDENT.
NOW PLEASE LET ME FAMILY GO, YOU'VE ALREADY KILLED MY
SISTER.
I THINK YOU PROVED YOUR POINT.
JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNEW HOW SUCCESSFUL HE WAS, IDI AMIN
INSISTED ON ALWAYS BEING TO BE REFERRED TO BY HIS FULL TITLE --
AND THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE.
HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, FIELD MARSHALL, DR. IDI
AMIN DADA, V.C, D.S.O., M.C., LORD OF ALL THE BEASTS OF THE
EARTH AND FISHES OF THE SEA AND CONQUEROR OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE
IN AFRICA IN GENERAL AND UGANDA IN PARTICULAR.
LUCKILY IDI AMIN DIDN'T OWN ANY CASINOS.
IN FACT, TRUMP IS SO AFRICAN PRESIDENTIAL, HE'S ALREADY AT
THE LEVEL OF ZIMBABWE'S PRESIDENT, ROBERT MUGABE, WHOSE
BRUTALITY AND OPPRESSIVE TACTICS HAVE KEPT HIM IN POWER FOR 35
YEARS.
>> MY PEOPLE HAVE GREAT PRAISE FOR ME.
>> PEOPLE LOVE ME, EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
>> THE LITTLE MAN.
>> HE'S VERY LOW ENERGY.
>> LAND IS OURS, IT'S NOT EUROPEAN.
IT'S OUR LAND.
AND WE HAVE TAKEN IT.
>> WE'LL TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.
>> WE WILL WIN. WE WIN ALL THE TIME.
>> WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH WINNING, IF I GET ELECTED, THAT YOU MAY
GET BORED WITH WINNING.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Trevor: I FEEL LIKE I'M WINNING RIGHT NOW!
IT'S REALLY GREAT TO KNOW IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO TRUMP
WE HAVE A BACKUP COPY IN AFRICA.
I LIKE THAT.
ACTUALLY, NOW THEY THINK ABOUT IT, TRUMP REMINDS ME OF ONE
AFRICAN LEADER IN PARTICULAR.
WEIRD HAIR?
CHECK.
LAVISH LIFESTYLE?
CHECK.
FRINGE, DISCREDITED VIEWS ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ORIGINS?
>> ( translated ): AND ALONG CAME A BLACK CITIZEN OF KENYAN
AFRICAN ORIGIN, A MUSLIM.
HIS NAME IS OBAMA.
>> Trevor: CHECK.
OH, AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING.
>> GADDAFI PUT UP A TENT IN THE TOWN OF BEDFORD ABOUT 40 MILES
OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK CITY, THE PROPERTY IN WESTCHESTER COUNTY,
WHERE THEY'RE SETTING UP THAT TENT IS OWNED BY NONE OTHER THAN
DONALD TRUMP.
>> Trevpr: THAT'S RIGHT.
WHEN MUAMMAR GADHAFI CAME TO AMERICA, HE COULD HAVE STAYED
ANYWHERE, BUT ONLY PLACE HE FELT TRULY AT HOME WAS IN DONALD
TRUMP'S YARD.
NOW JUST, BY THE WAY, OUR LAWYERS TOLD US WE HAVE TO
MENTION THAT TRUMP TOLD GADHAFI TO TAKE THE TENT DOWN, AND YOU
SEE, YOU TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP IN
PUBLIC.
NOT UNLIKE AN AFRICAN PRESIDENT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT TRUMP IS A LITTLE SCARY.
AND A LITTLE EXOTIC FOR SOME.
A LITTLE OUT OF AMERICA'S COMFORT ZONE.
BUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY IS CAPABLE OF BOLD LEAPS.
IT TOOK ONE IN 2008 WHEN IT ELECTED ITS FIRST BLACK
PRESIDENT AND NOW IN 2016, I SAY IT IS TIME TO BE BOLD ONCE MORE
AND ELECT AMERICA'S FIRST AFRICAN PRESIDENT.
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WHEN A TRUE AFRICAN FINALLY ENTERS THE
OVAL OFFICE THE PEOPLE OF AFRICA WILL ERUPT INTO SONGING OF
PRAISE.
(SPEAKING IN XHOSA)... MEXICAN RAPISTS.
( LAUGHTER )