Henry!
What?
Were you in the upstairs bathroom?
Is that makeup on your face?
You knocked my phone in the toilet!
- Oh, sorry. - Sorry?
All my texts and pics are gone!
And my video of Jasper!
I'm Jasper.
You know you're gonna be in a lot of trouble if Mom catches you
wearing her makeup.
Mom's not gonna find out!
What, Piper?
Make Jasper leave!
No, I told him he can use my room.
But he's doing his stupid bucket podcast.
- So? He's sucking up all our band width!
He'll be done soon.
But I'm trying to download the new Ginger Fox music video and
it's taking forever!
Look, I told Jasper can do his podcast from my room,
and that's how it is.
Well, why can't he do his dumb podcast from his own dumb house?
Because Jasper's parents don't believe in the internet.
That's not my problem!
- Why don't I go check on Jasper? - Yeah, why don't ya?
Get your hands off Kid Danger!
[screaming]
It's Captain Man!
[cheering]
Alright, alright, that's enough.
Calm down.
[grunting]
I hate being grounded. Thanks a lot.
Well, I wouldn't have told on you if you hadn't have told on me.
OK, well how about this?
Oh, Piper, you better not--
I work here now, so you have to be nice to me.
No, I'm here as the customer, so you have to be nice to me.
- No... - The customer is always right!
Yes, ma'am.
Hey, Piper.
What up, Jenna?
I see your volcano got a three. I guess that's better than a two.
Well, at least I built mine. I didn't have my smelly dad do it for me.
Oh great, so you're a loser all by yourself.
That's it.
[screaming]
No, Piper, no!
She called me a loser!
They're just words. Just ignore her.
Piper, come on now.
There's no reason to lose your temper or anything.
- It's all good. - No reason?
I had a pony that was repossessed!
I got fired from the Man Fans because of my height!
And then, some insane man just fell through our roof,
and is eating all our lobster balls!
But-- but you like Jasper's new swimsuit.
Yeah, remember you said his new swimsuit made you happy.
Well, I changed my mind!
Wha-- What... what are you doing?
Oh! The lobster balls!
[laughing]
I am not OK!
Piper, you haven't gone to the bathroom in four hours.
And I'm not gonna, 'cause I know if I leave,
I'm gonna miss my commercial.
But what about me? I have to go too.
Are you in a commercial for Fred Lobster?
No.
Then today isn't about you, is it, Narly?
I... I don't follow your logic.
Nobody leaves this room
until we all see my Fred Lobster commercial!
Fred Lobster! For food!
We missed it?
Are you kidding me?
[screaming]
I'm back.
[moaning]
Dad, quit it, I'm trying to call Henry.
[moaning]
You just had your wisdom teeth taken out, you can't eat a nacho ball!
[moaning]
Alright, fine, take it!
[moaning]
Just give me my phone!
Well, rules are rules, so they don't just apply to other people--
Ow! Don't bite me!
- Just shut up! - No, you shut up!
You shut up! You shut up!
[screaming]
I'm good. I'm just gonna walk away.
Good choice.
Well, that's why I'm doing it.
- Fine. - But I'll be back.
When you least expect it.
I'll be here!
[groaning]
[squealing]
Get out of my way! I'm going to the movies! Ah!
What is it? Kill it! Kill it!
Stop, alright? What--
- What... what's in your mouth? - Is that your phone?
The police sketch is coming in.
I was minding my own business, talking really loudly on my cell phone,
when this guy grabbed it and shoved it in my mouth.
[squealing]