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Welcome back to the series that never evends - today Im gonna be looking at the Top 10
Dumbest Tweets - Part 46.
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Coming in at number 10 we are saying -I revved my car and smelled bread … does that mean
it has a yeast infection?
I don't know anything about cars- … wow, I don't know anything about cars either.
I can change the oil and change the wiper fluid - thats about it.
But I do know that cars are not alive and therefore - they cant get a yeast infection.
I really hope Im right about that - I would not wanna treat my car for a yeast infection.
Sounds nasty.
At number 9 now -I think I just got drunk from chocolate milk and u think im joking
but no im serious- … are you sure that was chocolate milk and not some kind of cocktail?
Maybe the milk had gone bad and they think they are throwing up because theyre too drunk
when really - its just bad milk.
That excuse wouldnt work with the police if someone gets pulled over for drink driving
-officer, I know Im drunk but Ive only had chocolate milk …-
Number 8 now and we are asking -do heroine and heroine have the same spelling- … well,
lets take a closer look at those two words - yes they look absolutely identical!
Both of those words are heroine as in the female version of the word hero - people use
both though.
I think they were trying to compare that word with heroin as in the drug, which doesnt have
an e at the end.
Yeah, cool, thats all I have to say about that one -
I don't always have a comment - I guess that was one though - lets just move on to our
number 7 and were asking -How do women have periods lmao just hold it in- … heres a
guy who has either never met a women or has never been to school before.
Theres just no excuse for this one - something has gone wrong with the education system if
people think a woman can hold a period in.
Cant believe that sentence even exists.
Heres one for all of you familiar with YouTube.
This tweet came out after Anthony Padilla left Smosh to pursue a solo career.
At number 6 -Is it just me or does Anthony Padilla look just like that honky from Smosh?-
… OK, lets ignore the word honky for a moment.
This is another example of mistaken identity, people do this all the time.
Have we just got really bad at recognizing faces.
Heres a tip for everyone - if two people look exactly the same - theyre either identical
twins, or the same person.
If youre not sure, maybe Google it.
It takes less time to Google it than this than it does to Tweet.
I sound like a crazy old man.
Moving on to number 5 we have -Silk shirts are expensive because they have to train the
silkworms to weave the shirts- … lets break that down.
Now, I don't know a lot about silk production or how to make a silk shirt - Im not an expert
- but I don't think they train worms to make shirts.
Thats not why they are called silk worms - because theyre worms that make silk.
Sometimes I really do wanna take these tweets and put them all into some crazy fantasy movie
- one where all the characters make clothes made by worms.
At number 4 now you guys may have heard of this - The Sistine Chapel - its a very famous
place.
The Sistine Chapel.
This tweets reads -I feel like we missed out because we only went to the 16th chanel, what
happened to 1 - 15- … the 16th chapel, because the first 15 werent very good.
I love this tweet, its good, wholesome, old fashioned dumb tweet.
Kinda reminds me of the first 20 parts of dumbest tweets.
Im getting nostalgic.
At number 3 we have -How the fuck the moon cover the sun if the sun is bigger?- … what?
Whats going on?
How are people this ill informed about space?
I think these kind of questions come up whenever an eclipse happens, yknow?
People see the Moon covering the Sun up and they think - oh theyre the same size - I don't
blame them - I blame their parents and their school because this is something you need
to learn before you learn how to to tweet …
At number 2 now -Black vegetarians can eat chicken and still be vegetarians.
I don't care what you say.- … what … I cant even wrap my head around this logic.
Am I missing something?
I always thought that the main thing that made you a vegetarian was wether or not you
eat meat.
Unless chickens arent meat anymore.
Maybe chickens are just plants.
Yeah.
Why not.
Chickens are plants.
I wanna see that spammed in the comments section.
And finally at number 1 -Sometimes its annoying living in the future because I hafta wait
for people in the past to wake up before I can call them- … ummmm … I think I get
this one.
Im trying to understand it.
I think theyre talking about people in other time zones.
If you call someone on the other side of the world, its gonna be nightime when its daytime
for you and daytime when its nighttime for you.
But that doest mean theyre in the future … if that was how it worked, Id ring up my friends
in Australia to find out what the lottery numbers were.
To be fair I havent actually tried that.
Might be worth a shot.
Alright thanks very much guys for sticking with the series, if youve been with me since
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box - my name is Danny Burke, thanks for watching and Ill see you all in the next video!