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We here at Journey to the Microcosmos have been very excited for everyone who has ordered
their very own Journey to the Microcosmos microscope and started their own explorations.
And we love seeing the photos and videos you’ve shared with us on Twitter of all of the rotifers
and nematodes that you’ve been finding already.
Back before these microscopes were available to buy though, my trusty co-host Hank took
a demo out for a spin and saw a lot of…this floating around in the water.
And as any of us would do if we had an expert in our contacts, Hank decided to turn to our
master of microscopes James for help identifying these hairy lima beans.
And James replied with the following warning: “ they are ostracods and they will eat everything
in your sample and poop all the time, until there is nothing left in your sample but a
bunch of ostracods swimming in their poop.”
Ostracods are a crustacean, encompassing tens of thousands of species and whose bodies mostly
range from around 0.2 to 2 millimeters in length.
And thankfully, their size makes them large enough for James to filter out using a simple
tea infuser, which is how he prevents these animals from turning his samples into a toilet.
But their size is not just a useful feature for filtering.
It’s also a clue into a much more fundamental question about the trade-offs between sexual
reproduction and survival.
To explain what that means, we need to establish two things.
The first is that if you’re looking at a male ostracod, you are essentially looking
at a crawling shelled penis.
Do you remember how we said earlier that the ostracod usually range from around .2-2 mm in length?
Well, for male ostracods, about a third of that length is made up of penis—or rather
two hemipenes, which make up what ostracod scientists have called “the large, muscular sperm pump.”
The two hemipenes in the males correspond to the two openings on the female ostracod,
which hold several dozen eggs ready for fertilization.
And these eggs can have different fathers, so male ostracods compete with each other
in part by having their large, muscular sperm pump actually pump out large sperm.
And when I say “large,” I don’t just mean “large for such a tiny animal.”
Ostracods produce some of the largest sperm in the animal kingdom...sometimes up to 10
millimeters in length, which is around 182 times longer than human sperm.
The second thing that we need to establish is that ostracods are remarkably well-preserved.
Their bodies are protected by two shells connected at a hinge, which shelters their soft bodies
in life and secures their remains in death.
There are ostracod fossils dating back at least 450 million years.
And in their many hundreds of millions of years, they have spread to so many waters
and been so well-preserved that their fossils tell us stories of how the world’s climate
has changed over that long period and how this little crustacean has adapted in response.
But in addition to their geological storytelling, ostracod fossils have a few other very notable distinctions.
One distinction is that the oldest fossilized animal penis we have found belongs to an ostracod,
one that existed around 425 million years ago.
The species was named Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which translates to “astounding swimmer
with a large penis.” Another distinction is that the oldest fossilized
sperm belongs to—yes, you guessed it—the ostracod.
The remains were found in an Australian bat cave, where the phosphorus from many years
worth of bat poop ensured that the soft insides of the ostracod would remain frozen in time.
Scientists even found a female ostracod whose remains held post-coital sperm.
And these simple facts about the ostracod may paint a somewhat absurd image of ancient
crustacean genitalia.
But within that absurd image is also a profound question: is it worth it?
Is it worth the exceptional amount of space and energy that the male ostracod devotes to reproduction?
To ensuring that its sperm will outcompete all others?
The animal kingdom is full of examples of this seemingly simple question.
Think of the peacock, whose ornate train is exquisitely crafted to attract the comparatively drab peahen.
The ostracod’s equivalent is its size: the longer the male ostracod, the more it has
invested in its reproductive needs.
And in general male ostracods are longer than their female counterparts.
The accumulation of these kinds of differences is called sexual dimorphism.
The higher the degree of dimorphism, the more different the male and female of a species are.
Some animals have high dimorphism, some have low.
And so on both ends, the question remains: is it worth it?
On the one hand, for species with high sexual dimorphism, the energy an individual might
spend ensuring it stands out from other potential mates is energy that goes towards a biological
legacy, one that hopefully aids the species overall.
But that is also energy that potentially comes at the cost of other essential elements of
an animal’s survival or makes them vulnerable, leading eventually to their extinction.
It can be difficult to untangle this balance with animals we see today, whose present day
survival at the very least means their choices haven’t led to extinction…yet.
But consider the ostracod.
This is a remarkably well-preserved animal with a long history of investment in sexual reproduction.
And over that long history, many species of ostracod have gone extinct, their beginnings
and ends documented in the fossil record.
So in 2018, researchers studied 93 extinct ostracod species that lived in the Mississippi
area around 66-84 million years ago.
They turned to the fossil record to quantify the differences in size and shape between
male and female ostracods of each species, as well as to measure how long it took for
each species to go extinct.
They found that when males were larger than females—meaning that they invested more
energy in sexual reproduction—those species tended to go extinct 10 times faster than
species where the males were smaller.
We’re talking about the ability to survive as a species for 1.6 million years versus
15.5 million years.
So when it comes to the original question “is it worth it?” this result seems like
a resounding “no.”
For the ostracod, the compulsion to invest in sexual reproduction at the individual level
seems to come at a cost to the species overall.
But this is one very specific context, with one very specific animal and its one very
specific sexual dimorphism.
The story of survival and reproduction is more than just any one animal, and the question
of “is it worth it?” has only living answers told across past, present, and future.
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