LOVE IT WHEN I MOVVEEEE
Please make sure I don't look fucking crazy
I look really bad today because
I-I didn't fake tan
okay, well that's something we have in common.
ok well no. your tan and also not ugly so that's the difference
LeT'S gEt sTarTeD
hi so today-
*CLAP*
hi :)
ew I dont like how i started that
that was fucking awkward
hi guys I look like I'm bald
and I also look like casper the fucking ghost today
because im really pale and didn't fake tan last night
REGRET IT
that startled me
I was like B-BITCH
Yeah I've been having a lot of nightmares lately
so I'm really on edge
But anyways
So today I'm with Mr. OMBRE
What's good
It's pronounced ANDRE, but we call him OMBRE
He's one of my favorites photographers
Good friend
Love the guy, he's just the best
And today, we decided that we're gonna go ...
CAN YOU SHUT UP
Thrifting
YAYY
(Applause) Insert applause here
We're at Melrose, it's basically cheat thrifting
because everything is already like pick through and everything is like really expensive
But it's like basically thrifting but you don't have to go through Grandma clothes
Well, you know, I shouldn't say that because it's still kind of Grandma clothes
but instead of being Coldwater Creek Grandma clothes
We're talking like what your Grandma wore when she was 20, hot, the best ever, getting all the men
Trying to find your Grandpa, so that they can get married and have your parents and then thus have you
Like hot Grandma
Hot, young Grandma
Ew I really don't like the way I explain that
It's cheating cause it's WAY more fun, you don't have to search you just like everything
So it's more like choosing, what do I wanna spend sixty dollars on?
You know what I'm saying?
It's like vintage shoping so it's not even trifting
It just gonna be a good time
So stay tuned 4 that
I'm really exited hopefully we find some good shit
I think we will what do you think?
Umm
You know what this intro is too long, you don't give a fuck, let's just get into it.
Byee, I'm also gonna do a haul and make it a trying haul cause guess who's generous.. this Queen
OMG ok so we're outside
It's so hot I'm gonna die, SO HOT and we parked kinda like far away
Look at my head, it looks like an egg
I'm literally dripping
I'm really glad that I actually didn't fake tan last night because it will be sweating through all my clothes
And it look like I just like was eminating dirt
All my clothes would be brown, that's happened to me before
Ok see you when we go shoping bye haha muah
This is our first store, i've been here before
I'm such a whore for glasses so I'm here to do that
Ohh this kinda dope but I wouldn't wear it soo that's not it
I need to never buy jeans again but like I really want I really want to buy jeans but like I really shouldn't
Way to go Emma
No no no no
I... can you not, my ass is sweating in my pants it's like dripping down my leg
We got waterfalls going on down here
We got water...ughhh
*Dramatic music*
I can kinda see you in that
Show me...KINGG omg try it on hahaha no
Like it probably take you an hour to get that on because you're so sweaty right now
I found this pants they're like Calvin Klein and they have like this cool flames on the botton
Which I know it's kind of an old trend but I mean I really don't care so how are we feeling about them Andre?
I think you should try them on
I'm SO sweaty and you're SO right
Omg you look so good right now omg
*Emma's romantic music*
Boys hit me up
Ok should I try them on or are they worth it
How much are they omg good point
A lot I can already tell like I can feel it like it's not gonna be worth it
but you know me and clothes
It's eighty dollars do I wanna do that
WTF this not a thrift store
This not a thrift store no this one isn't this one is like vintage like re-done
Omg your eyes look so good I can't get over it
*Same music again*
BOYS HIT ME UP
I can look at you with these anytime you want don't be stupid
Should I try them on or not Andre say yes or no give me, be my mom rignt now
They're kinda pricey I think we should just go to a different store
You're right
Andre this is why I love you muah muah
This just wasn't it
Wish me luck lets see how we can do
*Copyright free music*
I like found this shirt and I was like omg this so dope like 90s vibes
It's sixty-five dollars, Hi sorry NOO
*More copyright free music*
Wait what that's actually funny what did it say
My son went to Hawaii and all that big spender brought me back was this dumb T-shirt
That's actually really funny but like wait can I tuck into jeans
I think that's hilarious
*pause*
My god, I kinda think it's funny
Wait. Why is that kinda funny too
See like I'm addicted to buying weird ass T-shirts
I buy like all of them
A lot of this is like very odd like fascinating like weird clothes
Like okay like that like I'm not gonna- not gonna cop
Andre: I look like a fucking pilgrim
*instrumental music*
Fuck I almost fell over
Taking a thumbnail right now we're busy
*While sad music play* You know what fuck you not getting those not getting it fuck that nope not (cut off)
Literally in our third store we're kind of slaying I would say
Um yeah we both already found items that we kinda like
Found this cool vintage Harley-Davidson shirt
It has a pig on it which is really cute - so kinda into that
Well I guess just wish me luck I don't know
*fancy ass jazz music*
Hoping to find something kind of good, but a lot of these sizes are really big for jeans
This is what my first period looked like
OMG these are so cute, but literally why are they the size of a two year old
Those would not fit me
I could probably fit - no I'm kidding (both laugh)
Sorry guys I'm just really thick
Omg just found all these fucking pairs of vintage pants
(Very fast)Gonna try them on wish me luck hopefully they fit they probably won't fit cause bad luck, but maybe they will I don't know we'll find out I'm really nervous
I hate when dressing rooms are like this (pulls curtain)
Because then if somebody walks by and blows the curtain you could see my fucking bare ass
But lets get to trying on now
thank you.
None of the denim fit at all.
Our last two thrift shops are right here
Called Round Two and Vintage by Round Two
So we're gonna be going into those
So we just finished up so sweaty
We're gonna go to Urth now
The basic ass LA hoes like we-we do best
Um shove it up our ass
Uh shove it up our ass shove a fucking boba up my actual ass
I can't wait
I know you guys know I love my coffee
But from Urth they have the blended green tea boba blended with boba
It's so damn good
We also omg I didn't even tell you
We rode on a Bird scooter if you know what those are
So fun - um yea really fun - I had the time of my life low key
We literally had all our bags and everything on this like little scooter and it took it like a champ
So feeling really good about that
But I'm having really bad period cramps so I'm really hoping the boba helps me
Maybe I'll take a shit or something later so feeling good
(Applause)
I'm so excited
*Copyright free music plays*
I'm ready
Got my green tea boba
I got the Mac N' Cheese cause I just wanna get fucked up by lactose
This is so good I would recommend out of 10
A 10 maybe like a 9.5 cause they never put the right amount of boba
Like if you get normal amount its like not enough
And then if you get extra you're literally choking on it every sip
Like Urth figure it out
It's not my job fuck
No guys guys ow fuck I just hit my elbow
I'm so shook I'm - I'm - like shaking
I'm so freaked out right now okay so basically
Let me know down below if you know like maybe a scientific reasoning for this like how this happened
Let me explain so I get a call from my friend Kalynn Corey
Insert a picture here love her the most
And I answer it and she's like hey I'm gonna be in LA next week let's hangout
And I was like this is not my friend Kalynns voice
But the contact said Kalylnn Corey so I was like okay?
I was like is this Kalynn she was like yeah WTF
And I was like this is not your voice bro
Then the called failed - No the call just ended
Then Emma tried to call her
I called Kalynn back
And Kalynn answers and this time it actually sounds like Kalynns voice
And I was like sorry the call failed
And she was like Emma I'm in the car what are you talking about
She was like is this a prank and I was like we were just talking on the phone 30 seconds ago
She was like no we weren't
And then that other person started calling you again
And then I start getting a call from Kalynn Corey
*Intense music plays*
And I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
And my friend Weston who's Kalynns sister *Kalynns brother*
Sorry (both laugh) love you the most
He's like oh yeah that's like an app you can like if you have two peoples phone numbers you can like do that
You can call whatever it's an app
(Both yelling) So which one of you has - which of you motherfuckers is out here pranking me cause I'm freaked out as fuck
Okay I just got a fucking text from James Charles
And he's like Emma did you call me are you okay
I was no I didn't call you
So now somebodys using my phone number to fucking prank all people
WhAt Is HappEnIng I aM FreaKeD OuT
Sister shook
YeAh
I don't know I just have to take a shit then I'll be fine
We're both gonna take a shit gonna be with poopin party
Then we're gonna do a trying on haul and then the videos gonna be over then you guys are gonna like and subscribe
okay bye!
Cameras on we're kinda ready for some haul time
Okay guys it's time for a haul
If you wanna she what he bought go on his channel this is a collab (Both laugh)
Okay so I got a lot of shit where do we start
Shirt it's a Polo we love the color
I'm actually gonna crop that so get ready for that
Thank you so much reminds me fucking star Patrick
Why'd I forget like I'm so embarrassed
Got another Polo I really fuck with orange
(Gags)
Not the smell though
Not the fucking smell
But yeah the orange is dope
So just looks like this and it's yeah it's also like Ralph Lauren
They're pretty cheap like this one was 8 I think that one was also 8
Yeah it's like really soft where as this one is not as soft
Giving you all the details cause I know that's what you care about and I know that's what you want
Omg a booger almost flew out of my nose
Okay next this I'm pretty excited about
Just this big Harley T-shirt
Front is interesting back is interesting I like how it has a pig on it because fucking me
We're pig for Urth - We're literally pigs like when we go to Urth, like sorry everyone else
We have this shirt
It says go bananas and it has a little man on a toilet
That was literally me and Emma like about two minutes ago - like about two mintues ago cause we both just took a shit
Get this so we both had to shit so bad you know we get here - got fucked up by lactose - got FUCKED UP by lactose
I did had Fro-yo last night and I thought it was vegan, but it actually wasn't
I had Mac N' Cheese just now
(Applause for Andre being so brave)
I finished it then I looked online and I was like this was vegan this was like the vegan one right
And I looked and it wasn't and I was like oh bitch we're gonna pay tomorrow
And we did!
And so anyways we both went to the bathroom and we finished at the exact same time
I love us
Oh not the same bathroom by the way she was in the one upstairs I was in the on downstairs
Yeah please clairfy we did not shit at the same time
Well we did but
OH god!
I got this shirt that says wait what does it even fucking say
"My son went Hawaii and all that big spender brought me back with this dumb T-shirt"
Cause that's just like the - okay me cause I just came back from Hawaii tho
Yeah OMG literally
I though it was funny because it's really probably the stupidest thing I've seen
And I was like I want people to like stop me and like read it and be like you have a kid?
Imagine me being pregnant (laughs)
I already have this in kinda a similar ish color it's like bluey or something
And I can really see me and Emma shooting that in some like really cute diner
(Pauses) YEAH
I'm very sorry that I did copy my own self, but like because I copied myself like get mad at me you can't
you know what I mean
Oh this is dope
So I got this Adidas big puffy jacket
I thought this would look really good
Omg I feel like a literal like fucking like girl youtuber right now
(Imitating) I feel like this would go really good with like a tube top and like some airforce ones
Next we got - Oh this one I fuck with really hard - So like yeah like I'm gonna let Andrea wear this for a pic or something
But it's this big Nike thing
I saw this and I was like this is real expensive and I would buy it, but then Emma was like I also really like it too
So she bought it and I'm just gonna wear it one day
And last but not least this was something I thought was really cool
This looks like a unicorn cupcake thing just shit all over it - all over it
And it's my aesthetic lately like I've been kinda enjoying this like funfetti 90s kinda thing
So it's just like a windbreaker
It's just so cool and I only bought it cause I've been really digging like that aesthetic lately
And it's a Nike thing it has a little Nike thing on the back
Like I mean that's the tea
So now I have to film the whole try on portion and I'm just like not excited about that
Anyways so that was my haul that was my video actually
Um that's it so go home - bye -
Just kidding I don't end my videos on a mean note cause I'm so nice and I care about you
So anyways that's it I hope you had a good time if you did let me know and if you didn't that's also fine
*Air horn sounds*
You'll figure something out there are a lot of youtubers that you will probably like better than me
So just go check that out too subscribe to them instead of me and have the best day of your life
Wanna cover it up with me it's kinda cute of us OMG
*Outro music playing*
Ew that was kinda gross
(Scream)
(Laughing)
I have such a bad camel toe in this OMG what is it with me and my vagina I can't keep it under wraps
Ow this hurts my back
I just wall twerked uh I don't know how I feel about that
(Singing) YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
Omg I'm changing in front of my camera that's kinda awkward
hopefully this footage never gets leaked of my titties
WhOoO
(background singing)
Ow that was exhausting I hated that
Ow wait twerking in shorts is literally rips my vagina
I hated that
I'm sweaty and naked on camera right now
This is not my fine moment
oH My GoD I LoVE iT
That's dope
That's the fucking thing I have camel toe, but besides that I love it
OW OW OW