- Hi, mom.
So, I recently found out that I'm pregnant
with Andrew's child.
Yeah.
(music)
Hi, I'm Kamina and I used to hang out with this guy.
- I'm Andrew and I used to date her.
- [Interviewer] How long did you guys date?
- A year-ish. - Off and on.
- Give or take some time.
This is the first time seeing her in seven or eight months.
- [Interviewer] So, who's going first?
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yes. - Ugh.
- Cuddle with your opponent for one minute.
They choose big spoon or little spoon.
- And I'm little spoon, that's for sure.
- [Interviewer] Three, two, one, snuggle.
- Nope, that's not it.
- [Interviewer] No, a little bit more.
- Does this bring back good memories?
- Not at all.
- [Interviewer] Ask each other, "Did you love me?"
- Oh, no.
(laughing)
- You guys are gonna kill me.
- Did you love me?
- No.
Did you love me?
- To an extent, yes.
- Oh!
- [Interviewer] Alright, and time's up.
- Thank god.
Fuck.
Lick whip cream off of your opponents tummy.
- I'm gonna do this.
- [Interviewer] Go ahead and lift.
- Gotta lick it off now.
All of it.
(laughing)
- [Interviewer] Did you guys ever do stuff like this?
- Yes, I believe this has actually happened once before.
- I don't remember this.
(laughing)
- [Interviewer] Good job.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Why did we break up?
- I just wasn't ready.
We got to the point where it was either date or not.
We decided not to and then she was trying to get at me
with my friends.
- Oh, I was not.
- You snapchatted me on his Snapchat.
- 'Cause we were at a party.
- I ignored her for a solid, good few months.
(laughing)
- Let your opponent dump flour on you.
I feel like I need a flour shower.
- [Interviewer] Why are you so excited to do this?
- I don't know.
(laughing)
I just am.
- Three, two, one.
- [Interviewer] That was great.
(clapping)
- Alright.
- [Interviewer] Alright.
- Have you been dating other people since the breakup?
- Yeah.
- Me too.
- That surprises me.
- Why?
- Because you're a hermit.
You don't like talking to people.
- Let you opponent brush your teeth for you.
I'm definitely gonna let you shine these teethers.
- Alright.
- Come here.
- Can you at least- - No, come here.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry about it.
Man, this is kind of weird.
Stick out your tongue.
- Don't make me gag, though.
- [Interviewer] Good job, you guys.
- Can I just throw it away?
- Why did you first start dating me, Kamina?
- I have no idea.
- Me either.
(laughing)
- Call your parents and tell them you're pregnant
and your ex is the father.
My momma will not take this seriously.
But, okay.
Hi, mom.
So, I recently found out that I am pregnant
with Andrew's child.
(giggle)
I couldn't not laugh.
(chuckle)
- What attracted you to me?
- I liked your personality.
I'm a personality girl, okay?
- What did you like about me?
- Well, we met online so I liked that you responded to me.
(laughing)
- [Interviewer] When did you guys first sleep
with each other?
Was it that night when you met up?
- Can we not talk about that?
(laughing)
Yeah, it was.
It was the first night.
We went out to a club.
It was crazy.
- Let your opponent undress you down to your underwear
with their teeth.
- [Interviewer] Will you do it?
- Sure.
- [Interviewer] When's the last time
you guys did something like this?
- Last time we talked.
- Don't freaking rip it.
- Ow!
- Does this bring back memories?
- No.
Thank you.
- [Interviewer] Good job.
- Alright.
Now, I've got you down to your skives.
Let's do this.
- Miss this?
- No.
(laughing)
- What do you hope our relationship turns into, Mina?
- Fam, I don't even know.
(laughing)
Drink, bitch.
- Mina, I thoroughly apologize for ignoring you for so long.
Describe your ex in detail,
the first sexual experience you had after you two broke up.
It's a little hazy, but I'll do my best.
This is very awkward.
I don't like the way you're looking at me.
So, my first sexual experience after we broke up.
She made me wait for quite sometime and then finally,
let me have sex with her, to an extent.
- To an extent?
- We'd been doing a lot of foreplay and stuff.
- Was their insertion or not?
- I'm done with this.
- We good?
- [Interviewer] Send you guys back.
Ask each other what you want in your next partner.
- What do you want in your next...
Fuck.
- For them to be better in beer pong.
I can tell you that much.
- What do you want in your next partner?
- Someone that accepts my introverted lifestyle.
I'm not gonna say you didn't.
This is very awkward.
- Suck on that.
- It's time.
Oh, god.
- Oh, no! - Boom!
- Did all that for nothing.
- I can't do the same shake.
- Yay, what we got?
- Let your opponent cut off any piece of your clothing.
I'm gonna drink this beer.
- Yeah, I wasn't gonna be very nice about that.
- No!
No, no, no, no. - Drink.
- The game is tied.
So, I have to hit this cup twice
'cause you're accepting that dare.
Now is the time.
Let your opponent crack three eggs onto your head.
We are making a full pizza here.
This possibly is the worst day of my life.
Can you make sure that the impact
doesn't knock me out or anything?
- Oh gosh.
- Oh, that's nice.
It's great for your face.
- Come on!
That wasn't part of the dare.
- [Interviewer] Alright, good job.
(laughing)
- Don't do it.
No!
Do a dramatic impersonation of your ex's orgasm.
I don't even remember that.
- What if I don't make sounds?
- [Interviewer] Go.
(grunting)
- What?
I don't cry.
- [Interviewer] Good job.
Alright, all tied up.
Oh, your mom's calling.
- Oh, yes!
- Hi, mom!
- [Mom] Hi, Mina.
- Hi, did you get my voicemail?
- [Mom] You know I never check that.
What'd you say?
- Oh, thank god.
- [Mom] Don't tell me if you're pregnant.
(laughing)
Sheesh.
- Mother, you see.
Don't disown me.
I'm pregnant with Andrew's child.
- [Mom] Oh, you really are?
Well, shit.
That's both horrifying and awesome.
But, goddamnit.
- What?
- [Mom] Children are beautiful.
I accidentally had you.
But, I ain't paying for it.
So, you all figure it out.
And, finish school.
- I'll call you back, mom.
Love you.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
- How did you feel about my mom's response?
- About our illegitimate child?
I thought that was pretty hilarious.
Maybe, I should have took a shot earlier.
- Possibly.
- No!
- Where's my money?
(laughing)
- [Interviewer] After this experience,
do you guys want to get back together?
- No. - No.
- But, you guys will still be friends, right?
- Sure.
- We are friends now.
This was a good start to another friend relationship.
I would say.
- This was hilarious.
- Now, shower me with cash.
(clapping)
- Get out of here.
- I love day drinking.
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I'm drunk.
I guess I'm gonna go do some more work.